Never before have I felt my asshole to be in such jeopardy as I did tonight

no, it doesnt.

i really dont care what other people think about it…

Yes, you do.

i get mixed responses at shows… either “wow i didnt know you could do that to a stratus”… or “why the fuck would you put money in that car”…

people may say the former out loud, but they’re ALL thinking the latter.

i went to one of the flash light drags and the announcer was like “is that a dodge stratus?!!” im going for more shock for what im doing then approval…

you’re failing at both, miserably.