# Canada Nissan Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/canada-nissan-automotive/canada-nissan-off-topic/10.md?page=10 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 11 --- ## [Targa Newfoundland](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/targa-newfoundland/133365)
**Author:** [@Dr\_Spec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr_Spec)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [April 22, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/targa-newfoundland/133365 "2007-04-22T20:41:44Z")
Well I’ve seen Targa a couple of years ago and this year I’m going to miss it by a week :mad: Anyways it’s been a few years since I posted a pic on the net thought I’d give it a go with a old Targa pic I took. \[http://… --- ## [Haha, Porn Photoshops (somewhat SFW)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-porn-photoshops-somewhat-sfw/133310)
**Author:** [@noodleman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noodleman)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [April 22, 2007, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/haha-porn-photoshops-somewhat-sfw/133310 "2007-04-22T09:18:34Z")
Basically they take porn pics and makes funny photoshops/mspaint drawings with them. pretty hilarious. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2419323&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 --- ## [google maps.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-maps/133339)
**Author:** [@imported\_refused](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_refused)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [April 19, 2007, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-maps/133339 "2007-04-19T23:42:54Z")
Go to www.google.com the button "maps"Then hit the button "get directions"In the “From” box type "New York"In the “To” box type "London"Then hit "get directions… Scroll down to number 23… It will make you laugh I promise… --- ## [ballers unite!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ballers-unite/133320)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [April 17, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ballers-unite/133320 "2007-04-17T15:58:48Z")
any one here know of a gym we can rent for basketball? also if you’d be interested in joining post up here. so far i know me, klutch, anthony, rabbit(maybe) are in. --- ## [Import concern address ?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/import-concern-address/146327)
**Author:** [@daniel240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daniel240sx)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [April 15, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/import-concern-address/146327 "2007-04-15T18:25:40Z")
I’m looking for the Import Concern adress in Edmonton and Calgary ? or maybe juste a phone number, I can’t find anything on their website or on canada411. --- ## [Help Desk Idiot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-desk-idiot/145194)
**Author:** [@DatsunDave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DatsunDave)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [April 15, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-desk-idiot/145194 "2007-04-15T17:00:17Z")
So you know all those jokes that go around about the stupid questions that come to help desk people? Well, that goes both ways. Enjoy Here is the transcript with Symantec. I’ve edited for brevity and added, in red, s… --- ## [Need a Job](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job/146194)
**Author:** [@C33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/C33)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [April 15, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job/146194 "2007-04-15T15:52:28Z")
Sup everyone… new into town and im looking for a decent paying job. Just seeing if anyone here knows of anything, im open to any job. Hoping to get into construction or automotive, let me know, Thanks in advance!! --- ## [Business networking website. thecalgarynetwork.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/business-networking-website-thecalgarynetwork-com/146421)
**Author:** [@GTHID](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTHID)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [April 14, 2007, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/business-networking-website-thecalgarynetwork-com/146421 "2007-04-14T10:48:19Z")
www.thecalgarynetwork.com Non-Profit Website and forum is for anyone in the greater Calgary area who has taken the plunge and started their own business, or is interested in doing so. Signing up is easy and free! Onc… --- ## [OFFICIAL TNC RAP SONG!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-tnc-rap-song/133312)
**Author:** [@klutch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klutch)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [April 14, 2007, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-tnc-rap-song/133312 "2007-04-14T08:27:37Z")
Just Go Im ready, stick shifted down in neutral Its time for the teacher to face his pupil Burning out, but my cars still futile Im anxious and I know the feelings mutual Once her Arm drops im ready to go Nitroâ₅ --- ## [Worst Job in the world?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-job-in-the-world/133311)
**Author:** [@noodleman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noodleman)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [April 12, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worst-job-in-the-world/133311 "2007-04-12T20:11:31Z")
But at least its to “save” the animals. youtu.be/FX9Fc2aZSkc I believe this icon applies lol. “:::”:::":::"::: --- ## [Drifting what?.. Ballers do it in Boeings](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drifting-what-ballers-do-it-in-boeings/133304)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [April 12, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drifting-what-ballers-do-it-in-boeings/133304 "2007-04-12T17:31:18Z")
youtu.be/S3j5ATweHh4 youtu.be/RMN26EWioss --- ## [Good for a chuckle....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-for-a-chuckle/133307)
**Author:** [@G.T.R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/G.T.R)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [April 12, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-for-a-chuckle/133307 "2007-04-12T12:54:45Z")
Hey everyone i was poking around google and found this. Check it out… Go to www.google.com And go to maps and directions and starting address and write New york and under end address write France. then scrool down on t… --- ## [it was inevitable!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-was-inevitable/133300)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [April 11, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-was-inevitable/133300 "2007-04-11T19:01:06Z")
im top 1 in post bitches!!!:R lol --- ## [OMG!!!! perfect fusion of FERRARI and NISSAN!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-perfect-fusion-of-ferrari-and-nissan/133301)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [April 11, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-perfect-fusion-of-ferrari-and-nissan/133301 "2007-04-11T14:57:32Z")
http://www.autoblog.com/2007/04/10/ferrari-engine-served-sunny-side-up/ a ferrari 355 engine inside a nissan pulsar GTI-R converted to mid engine. this is every pulsar owners wet dream.:drivin --- ## [drift tracks/driving music](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drift-tracks-driving-music/133207)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [April 11, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/drift-tracks-driving-music/133207 "2007-04-11T14:33:33Z")
i keep asking anthony some tracks i hear on his car and people also ask me the same so i figured it’ll be better if people list their current mixes here. i’ll start of with a few here. some of these i got off anthony.:dr… --- ## [Hey Guys I got GREAT NEWS!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-i-got-great-news/133156)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [April 11, 2007, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-i-got-great-news/133156 "2007-04-11T09:46:46Z")
Anyone Wanna take a stab at what it is?:stuck\_out\_tongue: --- ## [New Poem - Proactive Minds](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-poem-proactive-minds/133299)
**Author:** [@klutch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klutch)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [April 10, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-poem-proactive-minds/133299 "2007-04-10T22:19:30Z")
Im begging, wishing for all of yall to stay Please listen, I got something positive to say A wandering mind is left in a still stage While a proactive thinker has sumin positive to say I was once in a way where life … --- ## [Best beatboxer I've ever seen...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-beatboxer-ive-ever-seen/146390)
**Author:** [@Bmason](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bmason)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [April 10, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-beatboxer-ive-ever-seen/146390 "2007-04-10T18:02:05Z")
Man this guy is amazing… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P7sdo\_Aj0o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMr2cn04wKA Woops… I guess this actually belongs in the Off-Topic section eh. --- ## [facebook group](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/facebook-group/133286)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [April 10, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/facebook-group/133286 "2007-04-10T14:01:20Z")
i started a group on facebook for a petition for me to stop pushing the horn button on my remote. if it reaches 100 i promise to stop doing it. lol. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2345443294&ref=mf --- ## [SEX LIFE (Its a joke, just read it)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-life-its-a-joke-just-read-it/146282)
**Author:** [@Blackout-Spec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blackout-Spec)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [April 8, 2007, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sex-life-its-a-joke-just-read-it/146282 "2007-04-08T09:01:21Z")
Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She fi… --- ## [Funnay Smells?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funnay-smells/133268)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [April 7, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funnay-smells/133268 "2007-04-07T14:06:02Z")
Post up the weirdest, most unexpected aromas from certain objects; whether it’s a pleasurable smell, or revolting smell, or just plain unexpected smell, post it up! (Keep it clean ladies and gentlemen) Mine? Just today… --- ## [Nerd Warning: The THE coolest keyboard!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nerd-warning-the-the-coolest-keyboard/133267)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [April 7, 2007, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nerd-warning-the-the-coolest-keyboard/133267 "2007-04-07T13:02:03Z")
Well, after my nerdy ass cousin got Logitech’s G15 keyboard a few months ago, I felt the impulsive urge to get one also. So I got one, but laughed at his nerdy-nonpeopleskills-noneconomicsmarts-ass when I got mine for $… --- ## [Office Dares](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [April 5, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/office-dares/133260 "2007-04-05T12:34:08Z")
Office Dares ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES Run one lap around the office at top speed. Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say… --- ## [Does what happens in facebook stay in facebook?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-what-happens-in-facebook-stay-in-facebook/133256)
**Author:** [@MikeP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeP)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [April 3, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-what-happens-in-facebook-stay-in-facebook/133256 "2007-04-03T17:57:13Z")
http://albumoftheday.com/facebook/ speaks for it’s self really… --- ## [The Warzone: The Parking Lot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-warzone-the-parking-lot/133231)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [April 2, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-warzone-the-parking-lot/133231 "2007-04-02T21:56:44Z")
Here is another way to waste a good, 15-30 minutes, on parking education. This is a good way to educate yourself, especially when you have a car that is just detailed, and you want to prevent the painful door-dingers, a… --- ## [Engineering jokes, for the engineers on the board :)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/engineering-jokes-for-the-engineers-on-the-board/133229)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [March 30, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/engineering-jokes-for-the-engineers-on-the-board/133229 "2007-03-30T22:51:11Z")
Engineering jokes, for the engineers on the board :slight\_smile: Have fun! Understanding Engineers Understanding Engineers - Take One: Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said,… --- ## [What school are you from?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-school-are-you-from/133208)
**Author:** [@Cal-SoY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cal-SoY)\ **Replies:** 59\ **Last updated:** [March 30, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-school-are-you-from/133208 "2007-03-30T17:00:23Z")
Was going to my calculus class today when i saw a gts4 parked outside the garage. First i thought it was Rabbit cause he graduated from my school. But the driver was actually side\_exit\_exhaust\_gts4. Got me thinking if t… --- ## [Photoshop tips](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photoshop-tips/133235)
**Author:** [@kazzxtrismus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kazzxtrismus)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [March 30, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photoshop-tips/133235 "2007-03-30T14:35:58Z")
Here lets put some quick ones together for everyone to see. I’m sure some of you folks are good at it… so here we go. Maybe someday it’ll be a forum??!??!?!! pls give the quick tips for Changing paint colour Changin… --- ## [Best time waster for work](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-time-waster-for-work/133230)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [March 30, 2007, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-time-waster-for-work/133230 "2007-03-30T11:45:44Z")
DISCLAIMERDO NOT CLICK, unless you are prepared to probably waste the rest of your day at work, on a stupid, yet fun game! /DISCLAIMER Now edited so you have time to click “Back” on your browser http://www.handdrawngam… --- ## [Flooded Road](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/flooded-road/146248)
**Author:** [@Red\_To\_Rip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Red_To_Rip)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [March 30, 2007, 12:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/flooded-road/146248 "2007-03-30T00:00:39Z")
at about 6:30pm today a main water line down the street from me broke. water was pouring out of the crosswalk. at the end of the street there was atleast 2 feet of water. i guess what happened was someone called the c… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/canada-nissan-automotive/canada-nissan-off-topic/10.md?page=9) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/canada-nissan-automotive/canada-nissan-off-topic/10.md?page=11)