# Canada Nissan Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/canada-nissan-automotive/canada-nissan-off-topic/10.md?page=13 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 14 --- ## [you will laugh so hard. ..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-will-laugh-so-hard/145861)
**Author:** [@apex\_drifter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/apex_drifter)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-will-laugh-so-hard/145861 "2007-02-14T18:20:06Z")
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/watch/11516 --- ## [KartVader](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kartvader/132609)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kartvader/132609 "2007-02-14T18:12:53Z")
http://www.dpccars.com/motorcycle/12-14-06page-Super-fast-Go-Kart.htm A few years old, but I just ran across it again tonight… (boring night :frowning: ) David, I bet I can beat your on-ramp speeds on this biatch!!! I… --- ## [Funnist American Idol ever](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funnist-american-idol-ever/132958)
**Author:** [@noodleman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noodleman)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funnist-american-idol-ever/132958 "2007-02-14T14:08:20Z")
Can ya digg it!? Just make sure you watch all the way to the end hahah! youtu.be/ycraroJN7pk --- ## [F50 w/Tubi Exhaust!!!!!!!1111!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f50-w-tubi-exhaust-1111/132707)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f50-w-tubi-exhaust-1111/132707 "2007-02-14T13:50:19Z")
I guessed this post never went through when I crashed the site with all my threads! :smiley: (intentional 1’s in title) The beethoven, the Vivaldi, the Mozart of automotive noises! Behold, the F50 with Tubi Exhaust!!!… --- ## [Funniest laugh ever!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-laugh-ever/145817)
**Author:** [@apex\_drifter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/apex_drifter)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [February 12, 2007, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-laugh-ever/145817 "2007-02-12T16:59:31Z")
http://www.break.com/index/funniest\_laugh\_ever.html --- ## [wHAT CHA DO?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-cha-do/145806)
**Author:** [@imported\_nismo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_nismo1)\ **Replies:** 47\ **Last updated:** [February 12, 2007, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-cha-do/145806 "2007-02-12T16:46:35Z")
So what some of you guys do for living ? if still in school what are you majoring in going into etc. --- ## [How to deal with nosey people on airplanes?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-deal-with-nosey-people-on-airplanes/132946)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [February 11, 2007, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-deal-with-nosey-people-on-airplanes/132946 "2007-02-11T23:38:20Z")
Haven’t posted here in a few days, here’s a quick, yet funny read. How to deal with nosy people on airplanes? Make sure that the nosy person next to you can see your laptop screen start praying in a monotone voice cli… --- ## [Official TNC Ages thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-tnc-ages-thread/132861)
**Author:** [@s14\_2Nv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/s14_2Nv)\ **Replies:** 47\ **Last updated:** [February 11, 2007, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-tnc-ages-thread/132861 "2007-02-11T11:16:29Z")
Not sure if there is one here already or not. Well, too bad if there was one, this is the new “official” one. Post your age. --- ## [WTB: NACHOS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-nachos/145821)
**Author:** [@Jason\_Lange](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jason_Lange)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [February 9, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-nachos/145821 "2007-02-09T16:08:19Z")
I am hungry please if you have some new or slightly used nachos with all the good toppings (except olives) pm me, salsa or sour cream would be nice. --- ## [So you think it's cold here?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-its-cold-here/145811)
**Author:** [@apex\_drifter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/apex_drifter)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [February 8, 2007, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-its-cold-here/145811 "2007-02-08T07:00:50Z")
The day before I was supposed to get out of camp we had a white-out. . .early on in the night winds were gusting up to 150kph, then after midnight 190kph. Weren’t allowed to go out after that lol. … This is Tahera. … ht… --- ## [stupid americans](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-americans/132904)
**Author:** [@louis110](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/louis110)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [February 7, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-americans/132904 "2007-02-07T14:07:46Z")
this video was posted in the 240sx forum and i HAD to bring it over here. i really dont understand how these people can be so dumb and ignorant. http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/clever-americans-p1.php --- ## [Yeah... it's 5am and I'm still up...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yeah-its-5am-and-im-still-up/132917)
**Author:** [@XuperXero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XuperXero)\ **Replies:** 22\ **Last updated:** [February 7, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yeah-its-5am-and-im-still-up/132917 "2007-02-07T00:25:00Z")
4 hours of sleep from night before, pulling all nighter now, 8 hours of classes with one hour of break in the middle. Looks like today’s gonna own me. That’s what I get for not studying for my 2 midterms earlier. Dammit… --- ## [How to Open Your Locked Door with a Tennis Ball](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-open-your-locked-door-with-a-tennis-ball/132911)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-open-your-locked-door-with-a-tennis-ball/132911 "2007-02-06T15:41:58Z")
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1170481334/How\_to\_Open\_Your\_Locked\_Door\_with\_a\_Tennis\_Ball I believe the “Oh Snap” gif is required here. \[http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4268/ohsnaphc9.gif\] --- ## [stupied ice fishing](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupied-ice-fishing/132918)
**Author:** [@GQJeeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GQJeeper)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupied-ice-fishing/132918 "2007-02-06T10:31:09Z")
Well yesterday I went over to Dettah, a small community accross the lake, I decided to take the ice road instead of the highway. I saw this cool spot to take some pictures, so I pulled over and got out, I was only 10 fe… --- ## [The latest and greatest.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-latest-and-greatest/132914)
**Author:** [@noodleman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noodleman)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2007, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-latest-and-greatest/132914 "2007-02-06T07:41:57Z")
http://www.timekeeperco.com/ the video playing is hilarious. “if you’re girl’s shoes’ got clocks on’em, psh, you know you’re winning the game!” :i:i:i --- ## [Castration, or death?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 23\ **Last updated:** [February 5, 2007, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/castration-or-death/132888 "2007-02-05T06:20:35Z")
“When the candirú successfully invades a human, it proceeds exactly as it would with a fish host. After entering the misidentified orifice, it quickly wriggles its way in as far as possible, often accompanied by the v… --- ## [Awesome SRT4 ownage on 780](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-srt4-ownage-on-780/145747)
**Author:** [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [February 4, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-srt4-ownage-on-780/145747 "2007-02-04T23:02:14Z")
http://forums.780tuners.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=55371 --- ## [Shorteaz and Refused has taken my place...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shorteaz-and-refused-has-taken-my-place/132695)
**Author:** [@XuperXero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XuperXero)\ **Replies:** 240\ **Last updated:** [February 4, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shorteaz-and-refused-has-taken-my-place/132695 "2007-02-04T08:42:31Z")
MY BEAUTIFUL 3RD PLACE POSTER DAMN YOU WHORES!!! --- ## [Are you smart?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-you-smart/132887)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [February 2, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-you-smart/132887 "2007-02-02T10:13:20Z")
cna yuo raed tihs? fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the… --- ## [Aston Martin....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aston-martin/132884)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [February 1, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aston-martin/132884 "2007-02-01T21:32:41Z")
Heard this from a friend… did some quick googling: http://www.autoblog.com/2007/02/01/scoop-louis-vuitton-buys-aston-martin/ Louis Vuitton buys Aston Martin… I guess this means the new AM’s will have LV-headliners… :fr… --- ## [Horizontal Bungee Jumping](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/horizontal-bungee-jumping/132870)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [February 1, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/horizontal-bungee-jumping/132870 "2007-02-01T18:59:43Z")
youtu.be/z8bVx43qlHo Hoooooly fukkkkkk! This is insane, the g’s felt in the recovery-snap must be insane! --- ## [any performance shops want an apprentice???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-performance-shops-want-an-apprentice/132881)
**Author:** [@RABBIT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RABBIT)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [February 1, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-performance-shops-want-an-apprentice/132881 "2007-02-01T18:57:30Z")
yep as the title says im looking for a shop to do my apprenticeship . im hoping to find a placement by march . so if anyone is looking or knows of a shop that would take me on please send me a PM. thanks, -Isaac --- ## [25 rules for dating a chick](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/25-rules-for-dating-a-chick/145744)
**Author:** [@silvia\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silvia_s13)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [February 1, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/25-rules-for-dating-a-chick/145744 "2007-02-01T17:56:21Z")
Because Valentines Day is just around the corner, I thought I would share the 25 rules I swear by when dating a girl: When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.” This will keep her on her toes, and g… --- ## [Build a pole around the earth...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/build-a-pole-around-the-earth/132867)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [January 31, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/build-a-pole-around-the-earth/132867 "2007-01-31T22:44:49Z")
Build a pole around the earth… read this on my other forum… thought I’d share: Say you built a pole around the Earth. It was say ten feet above the ground. It propped up as different groups of people build and connect … --- ## [BPU Supra vs Single-turbo Supra vs Type-R vs Muscle car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bpu-supra-vs-single-turbo-supra-vs-type-r-vs-muscle-car/132833)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [January 31, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bpu-supra-vs-single-turbo-supra-vs-type-r-vs-muscle-car/132833 "2007-01-31T19:31:26Z")
youtu.be/y9hSDWvoZjk :LOL --- ## [NECC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/necc/145735)
**Author:** [@jdms13rhd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdms13rhd)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [January 31, 2007, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/necc/145735 "2007-01-31T09:25:18Z")
Everyone is saying NECC sucks, full of noobs and shit getting edited bla bla bla. People need to stop typing in shit that doesn’t belong they’re. Stick to the topic and don’t wonder off to some BS that doesn’t make sense… --- ## [An interesting morning to school...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-interesting-morning-to-school/132855)
**Author:** [@XuperXero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XuperXero)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [January 31, 2007, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-interesting-morning-to-school/132855 "2007-01-31T07:15:46Z")
Woke up at 6 in the morning… I must say, it’s a bitch to wake up with Nyquil’s sleeping pill effects lol. As I was driving down. I cut this Honda Accord pretty close and the dude flashed me. I’m like “oops… i pissed him… --- ## [TNC msn/yahoo messenger list](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tnc-msn-yahoo-messenger-list/132859)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tnc-msn-yahoo-messenger-list/132859 "2007-01-30T21:38:29Z")
figure this might be something usefull. should we start a msn/ym list so we can get a hold of people easily for meets and stuff? --- ## [gta people i need your help.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gta-people-i-need-your-help/132862)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gta-people-i-need-your-help/132862 "2007-01-30T15:10:05Z")
deleted mods can you please delete this thread. thanks. --- ## [Kitty Spa or torture?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-spa-or-torture/132812)
**Author:** [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-spa-or-torture/132812 "2007-01-30T12:38:45Z")
Pussy, you ain’t getting off that easy! :wink: youtu.be/15bwhVxw-Bg How do cats keep clean and hygienic?-- They ARE slobbing saliva all over… doesn’t work for me?:confused: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/canada-nissan-automotive/canada-nissan-off-topic/10.md?page=12) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/canada-nissan-automotive/canada-nissan-off-topic/10.md?page=14)