# Shift518 Automotive **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/19.md?page=473 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 474 --- ## [SRS BZNS words of wisdom V 2.154.9536.3213](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/srs-bzns-words-of-wisdom-v-2-154-9536-3213/244901)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [June 22, 2009, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/srs-bzns-words-of-wisdom-v-2-154-9536-3213/244901 "2009-06-22T08:16:35Z")
So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway. What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard. Step One: P… --- ## [GSXR NOS Fail](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gsxr-nos-fail/244257)
**Author:** [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [June 22, 2009, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gsxr-nos-fail/244257 "2009-06-22T05:20:07Z")
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570 Doesn’t get good till page 2. --- ## [Are you bored? Don't beat off!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-you-bored-dont-beat-off/244897)
**Author:** [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-you-bored-dont-beat-off/244897 "2009-06-21T22:32:50Z")
…instead, help me post this shit on craigslist: cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120435459007 Apparently craigslist now has some thing where if you try to post the same ad. more than once they “gh… --- ## [ok, so im sort of a sick fuck](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-so-im-sort-of-a-sick-fuck/242283)
**Author:** [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Replies:** 47\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-so-im-sort-of-a-sick-fuck/242283 "2009-06-21T20:33:32Z")
and did up a deer catcher on the front of my buick. :lol \[http://shift518.gom-host.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=335&stc=1&d=1235161982\] \[http://shift518.gom-host.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=336&stc=1&d=123516198… --- ## [What does everyone do?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-everyone-do/244795)
**Author:** [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Replies:** 160\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-everyone-do/244795 "2009-06-21T19:37:00Z")
Work? What do you do? School? Where? What ya studyin? How old? Just curious. I got my associates from HVCC in Computer Information Systems and have been working in IT as a Desktop/Network Specialist for 5 years now. … --- ## [So kramer proved he is as retarded as pete and murdogg](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-kramer-proved-he-is-as-retarded-as-pete-and-murdogg/244921)
**Author:** [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Replies:** 240\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-kramer-proved-he-is-as-retarded-as-pete-and-murdogg/244921 "2009-06-21T19:18:44Z")
yah so about 9:40 pm today kramer was driving his moms minivan. drove by my house 3 times and every time he passed by he honked. very cool in the fact that you woke up 2 other neighbors of mine.:shifty secondly you thi… --- ## [How To : Vbulletin](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-vbulletin/241137)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-vbulletin/241137 "2009-06-21T18:26:36Z")
In this thread, as I find time, im going to post some info on how to do some simple stuff, that some of you know already but some dont know. So first im gonna show you how to change your skin. All the skins we have ava… --- ## [Best motorcycle save evar](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-motorcycle-save-evar/244566)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-motorcycle-save-evar/244566 "2009-06-21T18:26:04Z")
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/06/03/video-the-best-motorcycle-save-youll-see-all-week/ enjoy! --- ## [glad summer classes are over for 2-3weeks now](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-summer-classes-are-over-for-2-3weeks-now/244930)
**Author:** [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-summer-classes-are-over-for-2-3weeks-now/244930 "2009-06-21T16:53:07Z")
So I took english over the summer at HVCC to get it out of the way. English blows. This coming thursday class is over and might end up with an “A” if not definately a high"B" hate writing, grammar, and wasting paper just… --- ## [Construction between exit 11+12 on rt9](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/construction-between-exit-11-12-on-rt9/244933)
**Author:** [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/construction-between-exit-11-12-on-rt9/244933 "2009-06-21T16:22:31Z")
always wanted to know, its been like two years now, what is going on there? its right off rt9. --- ## [Father's Day Gifts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fathers-day-gifts/244905)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fathers-day-gifts/244905 "2009-06-21T15:34:15Z")
What did you get your old man for Father’s Day? I got my dad a new gas grill. I was going to get him something for his Harley but I couldn’t find anything he really needs. New rims and or a big bore kit were a little ou… --- ## [i masturbate to this video occasionally.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-masturbate-to-this-video-occasionally/244932)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-masturbate-to-this-video-occasionally/244932 "2009-06-21T14:31:12Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaeNCn5P7Jg&feature=related story behind it (in description of video) "One of my friends was teasing Nico (kismo.dk) with his car that we have never seen his R34 rev up to 10.000 rpm that… --- ## [Beer pong table designs...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-pong-table-designs/244929)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-pong-table-designs/244929 "2009-06-21T14:18:55Z")
Im going to buy a custom beer pong table and Im looking for ideas as to what the graphics on it should be. Im open to all ideas, but no Im not going to have naked bitches on it or anything. Try to keep this thread a lit… --- ## [fuck this rain shit](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-this-rain-shit/244913)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 63\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-this-rain-shit/244913 "2009-06-21T13:27:11Z")
Weather absolutely blows and now theres nothing to do. --- ## [s13 coupe typeX & s14 pics inside (fuck ton of pics beware)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/s13-coupe-typex-s14-pics-inside-fuck-ton-of-pics-beware/244766)
**Author:** [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\ **Replies:** 46\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/s13-coupe-typex-s14-pics-inside-fuck-ton-of-pics-beware/244766 "2009-06-21T12:32:16Z")
these are pics of my dads new s13 coupe with typeX aero, it will be finished, my dad and i have lots of plans for this thing, i got fresh paint on mine, it isnt done yet i gotta finish some body work, but whatever its on… --- ## [NE2K9](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ne2k9/244788)
**Author:** [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ne2k9/244788 "2009-06-21T11:36:50Z")
what a shitty day, it rained on us all day, i snapped these pics quickly at one point that it wasn’t raining. the cars were awesome, but i was so exhausted that i just went home after instead of going to the mr2 hooters … --- ## [new dyno session.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-dyno-session/244907)
**Author:** [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Replies:** 45\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-dyno-session/244907 "2009-06-21T11:14:09Z")
went to synapse today and scheduled a hours worth of tuning and dyno time for thursday at 4. Throwing the wideband on it because I think its running pig rich on top end and now I will have a more accurate number from bef… --- ## [new plates for the daily](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-plates-for-the-daily/244918)
**Author:** [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-plates-for-the-daily/244918 "2009-06-21T09:38:21Z")
:lol \[http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9361/img1915g.jpg\] --- ## [BMW S1000RR - One lap around Nürburgring Nordschleife](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-s1000rr-one-lap-around-nurburgring-nordschleife/244924)
**Author:** [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-s1000rr-one-lap-around-nurburgring-nordschleife/244924 "2009-06-21T08:23:46Z")
Not a hot lap but at a brisk pace, enjoy~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHd7blBVo1k \[source\] via BridgeToGantry --- ## [Missing Ticonderoga man makes national news](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/missing-ticonderoga-man-makes-national-news/244881)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/missing-ticonderoga-man-makes-national-news/244881 "2009-06-20T22:36:31Z")
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=7815497&page=1 For those of you that know how small Ti is, this is big news, albeit not good news at all. They think they found the body yesterday and it’s awaiting positive ID. --- ## [This is why you don't slap random women.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-dont-slap-random-women/244869)
**Author:** [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-you-dont-slap-random-women/244869 "2009-06-20T22:31:43Z")
http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/boxer-destroys-2-park-bullies/ Dudes get fucking rocked. --- ## [Corvette Show Pics from 6/14/09](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corvette-show-pics-from-6-14-09/244804)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/corvette-show-pics-from-6-14-09/244804 "2009-06-20T22:27:52Z")
I went to a Corvette Show this past weekend. It ended up being pretty fun. There was a large turnout of cars and there was a nice deli within walking distance. \[http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n101/adam1721/100\_3730.… --- ## [bunch of funny jerks](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bunch-of-funny-jerks/244916)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bunch-of-funny-jerks/244916 "2009-06-20T20:05:40Z")
First blow is hilarrrrrrious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5szCF-1o00&feature=PlayList&p=DBECE2DE49063FC2&playnext=1&playnext\_from=PL&index=29 --- ## [Tac-15, AR15 styled crossbow](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tac-15-ar15-styled-crossbow/244910)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tac-15-ar15-styled-crossbow/244910 "2009-06-20T19:29:00Z")
http://www.pse-archery.com/prod.php?k=55444&u=01135 this thing is siiiiiick! --- ## [WWW.SHAFT518.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-shaft518-com/244898)
**Author:** [@jtyron53](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jtyron53)\ **Replies:** 66\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-shaft518-com/244898 "2009-06-20T14:07:34Z")
WWW.SHAFT518.com GRABBING EACH OTHERS ASS. LICKING EACH OTHERS TAINT. AND FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS SINCE THE DAMN OF TIME. :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUNCH OF HOMO’S THAT FUCK EACH OTH… --- ## [How to tell if axle is bent?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-axle-is-bent/244114)
**Author:** [@MikeyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeyB)\ **Replies:** 38\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-axle-is-bent/244114 "2009-06-20T13:28:45Z")
ok so here it goes and may be my only hope.The vibration is still here and my pinion angle is dead on,u joints are good.yadda yadda.So my brotherinlaw tells me the other day that last year when i lowered my truck at his … --- ## [The REAL Big Red: Supra Content](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-big-red-supra-content/244722)
**Author:** [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-big-red-supra-content/244722 "2009-06-20T08:01:28Z")
Featured on Dsport http://dragsport.com/issue/2009/0709\_feat\_article.shtml Amit Bhakta’s Autobanh “Big Red” - 1645 WHP went 243.6 mph at texas mile, 1645 at Supra nationals \[http://dragsport.com/issue/2009/images/070… --- ## [50 greatest simpsons movie references](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/50-greatest-simpsons-movie-references/244883)
**Author:** [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/50-greatest-simpsons-movie-references/244883 "2009-06-20T07:29:51Z")
\[http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/t/the-50-greatest-simpsons-movie-references-430-75.jpg\] The sharpest, smartest show on TV is famed for its sly nods to movies. The beautifully observed homages vary from blink-and-miss … --- ## [AEM street rough tune](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aem-street-rough-tune/244859)
**Author:** [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Replies:** 60\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aem-street-rough-tune/244859 "2009-06-20T06:49:59Z")
Anyone out there available to help me get a rough tune on my vr4? I know a little on the EMS, but I’d like to take someone with me who knows what they are doing. LMK Thanks… --- ## [My old truck and what i did, before i learned soe of lifes valuable lessons](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-old-truck-and-what-i-did-before-i-learned-soe-of-lifes-valuable-lessons/244764)
**Author:** [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-old-truck-and-what-i-did-before-i-learned-soe-of-lifes-valuable-lessons/244764 "2009-06-20T06:22:45Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQysxnO4By4 please dont be too harsh hahaha:retardclap [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/19.md?page=472) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/19.md?page=474)