# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=132 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 133 --- ## [Stupid comeback database?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-comeback-database/249313)
**Author:** [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid-comeback-database/249313 "2009-12-24T19:08:31Z")
Hey guys, I’m looking for a forum or website that has a database (or maybe some threads if it’s a forum), of stupid/lame/outdated/etc. comebacks to use in arguments. --- ## [fat chicks need love too....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-chicks-need-love-too/249323)
**Author:** [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Replies:** 43\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-chicks-need-love-too/249323 "2009-12-24T16:10:06Z")
BUT THEY GOTTA PAY!!! --- ## [Classical Music- A shift longshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classical-music-a-shift-longshot/249306)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classical-music-a-shift-longshot/249306 "2009-12-24T12:01:38Z")
I was basically just wondering if anyone here enjoys classical music at all. Here are some of my favorites. Flame suit armed and ready. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvm2ZsRv3C8- Fantasie Impromptu http://www.youtube.… --- ## [Top sheet or no top sheet? Bedding poll ITT.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-sheet-or-no-top-sheet-bedding-poll-itt/249271)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 48\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-sheet-or-no-top-sheet-bedding-poll-itt/249271 "2009-12-24T08:41:02Z")
The traditional method for making one’s bed I would believe to be, in order of mattress to top layer: Mattress pad/egg crate/plastic for the night wetters (Sean) Elastic-y sheet Top sheet Comforter/blanket. Personal… --- ## [Ugh the stomach flu SUCKS!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316)
**Author:** [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316 "2009-12-24T08:27:06Z")
It’s 2:39 AM, I can’t sleep, I’m sick to my stomach, my head is KILLING me and my back aches all over… I fucking hate the flu, and even more than that… I hate being sick to my stomach. Since I can’t sleep… SOMEONE come … --- ## [Seeking Some Helpful Advice](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seeking-some-helpful-advice/249260)
**Author:** [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\ **Replies:** 36\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/seeking-some-helpful-advice/249260 "2009-12-24T08:00:10Z")
Background: I am a student at HVCC, studying auto mechanics, and working at St. Peter’s Nursing and Rehab Center (aka the villa) serving the residents’ dinner. The hours for working there are great because they dont conf… --- ## [L M A O...HP computers don't recognize black people....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/l-m-a-o-hp-computers-dont-recognize-black-people/249288)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/l-m-a-o-hp-computers-dont-recognize-black-people/249288 "2009-12-24T07:50:07Z")
…& n!ggaz goin crazy! :rofl :rofl (CNN) – Can Hewlett-Packard’s motion-tracking webcams see African-Americans? It’s a question posed on a now-viral YouTube video and the company says it’s looking into it. In the v… --- ## [Travis....really pisses people off](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-really-pisses-people-off/244243)
**Author:** [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Replies:** 99\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-really-pisses-people-off/244243 "2009-12-24T07:17:10Z")
if your friends with him on myspace go check your inbox and then proceed to :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl --- ## [New Chic on the Site](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-chic-on-the-site/248792)
**Author:** [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Replies:** 68\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-chic-on-the-site/248792 "2009-12-24T06:05:53Z")
Hola effer’s :lol… my friend mentioned this site to me and since I just bought a pretty sweet car I figured I’d join. I don’t know where to start posting on the site, so I figured I’d post a new thread, make a few buddi… --- ## [LOLZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolz/249302)
**Author:** [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolz/249302 "2009-12-24T06:03:31Z")
I saw this and almost died… \[http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f367/offroadzj/obama1.jpg\] --- ## [2009](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/249318)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/249318 "2009-12-24T05:54:20Z")
So if anyone remembers last year when just about the world hit the breaks with good luck HERE I got thinking… What a year. Went by so quick but so much has happened. Fun facts: International year of astronomy -Janu… --- ## [6SPD EG vs ELMAL-Overpriced LS tranny](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6spd-eg-vs-elmal-overpriced-ls-tranny/246177)
**Author:** [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Replies:** 270\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6spd-eg-vs-elmal-overpriced-ls-tranny/246177 "2009-12-24T03:53:59Z")
Thats one expensive Ls trans… Must be made partially of gold. --- ## [NEED HELP REAL QUICK](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-real-quick/249311)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [December 24, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-real-quick/249311 "2009-12-24T01:21:40Z")
Isn’t there a lights in the park type deal in clifton park somewhere? I don’t wanna go to the one in ALBS. thanks in advance. --- ## [well this is different, kinda cool but kinda weird](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-this-is-different-kinda-cool-but-kinda-weird/249256)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [December 23, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-this-is-different-kinda-cool-but-kinda-weird/249256 "2009-12-23T19:31:36Z")
Not something Id do to my truck. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2008-FORD-F150-AMPHIBIOUS-TRUCK\_W0QQitemZ130352690661QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS\_Cars\_Trucks?hash=item1e59a035e5 --- ## [AVATAR ?... What did you guys/girls think ?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/avatar-what-did-you-guys-girls-think/249290)
**Author:** [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [December 23, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/avatar-what-did-you-guys-girls-think/249290 "2009-12-23T17:00:03Z")
I thought it was a sick fuckin movie. The 3D version was absolutly crazy with the technology advancements of today.I am planing on going to see this IMAX next. --- ## [post your fish tanks!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-fish-tanks/248554)
**Author:** [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [December 23, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-fish-tanks/248554 "2009-12-23T16:08:18Z")
with all this fish tank talk it got me wondering why we have a thread about everything on shift but not fishtanks? so why the hell not post them up too!! My 55 Gallon. The big silver guy is almost 12". Its a Silver arro… --- ## [Happy birthday GermanPsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-germanpsi/249264)
**Author:** [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [December 23, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-germanpsi/249264 "2009-12-23T10:58:03Z")
About time you no longer have to use sullys id:shifty --- ## [Need a good bit torrent site](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-good-bit-torrent-site/249293)
**Author:** [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [December 23, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-good-bit-torrent-site/249293 "2009-12-23T09:42:51Z")
The one I use to use got shut down so I need a new one that has a good selection. Any one on here have a good one they use? --- ## [Wal-Mart rant](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wal-mart-rant/249196)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 36\ **Last updated:** [December 23, 2009, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wal-mart-rant/249196 "2009-12-23T09:35:33Z")
Went to Wal-Mart earlier and puchased the following items- 1)Package of 93/7 beef 2)Loaf of wheat bread 3)Wheat burger buns 4)3 bags, various veggies. Long story short, I get home and I’ve only got a bag with the br… --- ## [Crazy R8 accident. Driver loses legs, guard rail shishkabobs R8.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-r8-accident-driver-loses-legs-guard-rail-shishkabobs-r8/249273)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 19\ **Last updated:** [December 23, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-r8-accident-driver-loses-legs-guard-rail-shishkabobs-r8/249273 "2009-12-23T09:08:26Z")
http://forums.xpowerforums.com/showthread.php?t=52163 dayum --- ## [Wireless router help](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wireless-router-help/249233)
**Author:** [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [December 23, 2009, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wireless-router-help/249233 "2009-12-23T09:04:32Z")
Not sure whats up with my router, its a linksys WRT54G. All the lights , including the power light, are blinking green conitously. My wireless no longer works but all my LAN lines still do. I tried pullin the power fo… --- ## [HAHAHHA Snooki in Street Fighter 2 HAHHAH](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahha-snooki-in-street-fighter-2-hahhah/249286)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [December 23, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahahha-snooki-in-street-fighter-2-hahhah/249286 "2009-12-23T06:03:32Z")
http://thedirty.com/2009/12/22/jersey-shore-street-fighter-2/#comments --- ## [Google game](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-game/249277)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 57\ **Last updated:** [December 23, 2009, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-game/249277 "2009-12-23T04:39:31Z")
who wants to play this game that i have been playing with my buddies? ex \[http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6268/googlel.jpg\] \[http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/9554/56036060.jpg\] --- ## [Sleeping on your back or face down?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeping-on-your-back-or-face-down/249210)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 34\ **Last updated:** [December 22, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeping-on-your-back-or-face-down/249210 "2009-12-22T20:31:34Z")
I was having back pains last night so I tried sleeping in a new to me position, on my back. It felt exceptionally awkward but well balanced and helped me with my back for the night. It made me :ponder for a minute howe… --- ## [dude found innocent after 35 years](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dude-found-innocent-after-35-years/249173)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 29\ **Last updated:** [December 22, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dude-found-innocent-after-35-years/249173 "2009-12-22T18:16:42Z")
mad fucked up shit http://thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/imagine-being-locked-up-35 :facepalm James Bain used a cell phone for the first time Thursday, calling his elderly mother to tell her he had been freed after 35 ye… --- ## [Happy 25th to me on the 26th!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-25th-to-me-on-the-26th/249282)
**Author:** [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [December 22, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-25th-to-me-on-the-26th/249282 "2009-12-22T16:43:00Z")
We’re going to Wolff’s Bier Garten on the 26th around 830pm if anyone is interested in some after xmas drinking and helping me have a fun night on my birthday! Come have some beer (good german beer! :thumbup) and help m… --- ## [What do we have here???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-we-have-here/249164)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 56\ **Last updated:** [December 22, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-we-have-here/249164 "2009-12-22T14:42:28Z")
huh… I don’t remember that being there! \[http://lh3.ggpht.com/\_7gP8To3oCCU/SyvuEss1DzI/AAAAAAAAB4I/ae3SWEnAtXw/s800/DSC02651.JPG\] \[http://lh3.ggpht.com/\_7gP8To3oCCU/SyvuCxFAtqI/AAAAAAAAB38/sh1I03Gr3Gs/s800/DSC02648.JPG… --- ## [What did you spend this Xmas?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-spend-this-xmas/249253)
**Author:** [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Replies:** 51\ **Last updated:** [December 22, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-spend-this-xmas/249253 "2009-12-22T11:40:00Z")
Usually we lay low during the season and end up only buying a couple of presents. It seems we were invited to a bunch of gatherings this year, and had to buy some stuff. I cringe looking at my bank statement… So… How… --- ## [PJB During Holiday Season](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-during-holiday-season/249259)
**Author:** [@DFDrocks247365](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DFDrocks247365)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [December 22, 2009, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-during-holiday-season/249259 "2009-12-22T11:35:48Z")
PJB Getting down on the farm!:haha http://aka.zero.jibjab.com/client/zero/ClientZero\_EmbedViewer.swf?external\_make\_id=60dr8qxoEGOBCYzD&service=elfyourself.jibjab.com&partnerID=ElfYourself --- ## [Christmass protesters are outside my work on N.Pearl st. lulz](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christmass-protesters-are-outside-my-work-on-n-pearl-st-lulz/249251)
**Author:** [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Replies:** 62\ **Last updated:** [December 22, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/christmass-protesters-are-outside-my-work-on-n-pearl-st-lulz/249251 "2009-12-22T11:34:20Z")
Some jack ass is dragging a “dead” santa on a tarp behind him down the sidewalk, and behind that is a guy luggin around a 4x4 post cross thats gota be about 8 feet tall. And they had a camera guy following them with a v… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=131) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=133)