# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=141 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 142 --- ## [Omfg Adam getz pussy](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-adam-getz-pussy/248562)
**Author:** [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Replies:** 19\ **Last updated:** [November 24, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-adam-getz-pussy/248562 "2009-11-24T05:02:46Z")
\[http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/5488/omfgh.jpg\] --- ## [We need someone to represent Shift518 here:](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-need-someone-to-represent-shift518-here/248560)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 36\ **Last updated:** [November 24, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-need-someone-to-represent-shift518-here/248560 "2009-11-24T04:58:03Z")
http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jalopnik/full/~3/Y0yUyW5bTGM/forum-wars-talk-smack-then-hit-the-track Preferably not Failvis. --- ## [Best states to live in. NY doesn't do well but...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-states-to-live-in-ny-doesnt-do-well-but/248410)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 38\ **Last updated:** [November 24, 2009, 4:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-states-to-live-in-ny-doesnt-do-well-but/248410 "2009-11-24T04:54:27Z")
All the states around do fairly well. Check NH #1, Vermont #3 and Mass and Connecticut right up there too. 1 New Hampshire: 35.45 # 2 \[\Minnesota\\](http://www.statemaster.com/state/MN-minnesota/lif… --- ## [Continuing the trend of PJB threads...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/continuing-the-trend-of-pjb-threads/248585)
**Author:** [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [November 24, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/continuing-the-trend-of-pjb-threads/248585 "2009-11-24T04:18:54Z")
Any of these yours? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vs5hNspo-E --- ## [Idiots](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/idiots/248572)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [November 23, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/idiots/248572 "2009-11-23T23:30:02Z")
I figured a thread dedicated to the worlds idiocy would be a good form of entertainment for this forum, not that we don’t have enough of that already, but just something extra. I’ll start: Moral of the story: If you ar… --- ## [Good thing PJB isn't muslim.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-thing-pjb-isnt-muslim/248580)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [November 23, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-thing-pjb-isnt-muslim/248580 "2009-11-23T18:26:40Z")
Im reviewing this article for a class and thought I would get some of your opinions. http://pewforum.org/news/display.php?NewsID=19087 --- ## [I like my women....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-like-my-women/248570)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [November 23, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-like-my-women/248570 "2009-11-23T18:03:12Z")
\[http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/weekend.png\] --- ## [Judge calls in sick.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [November 23, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571 "2009-11-23T16:39:33Z")
http://ps3.qj.net/Judge-calls-in-sick-to-play-Modern-Warfare-2/pg/49/aid/136138 Just because district judges look intimidating, doesn’t mean they have a lighter side to them. Underneath the toga and the hammer lies a s… --- ## [I just had an anvil dropped on my head](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-had-an-anvil-dropped-on-my-head/248556)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [November 23, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-had-an-anvil-dropped-on-my-head/248556 "2009-11-23T12:14:30Z")
So whilst browsing fuck… I mean facebook, I remember I added this chick as a friend because she looked pretty damn good in her profile picture and I remember seeing her around campus from time to time. Friend request ap… --- ## [Anal Sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 125\ **Last updated:** [November 23, 2009, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anal-sex/248486 "2009-11-23T09:46:29Z")
Discuss --- ## [Officially an Airman...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/officially-an-airman/248493)
**Author:** [@RossA4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RossA4)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [November 23, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/officially-an-airman/248493 "2009-11-23T08:33:35Z")
Just figured id say hello to you all up in albany… Got My Airmans Coin today and tomorrow i graduate BMT! I am loving life in the Air Force! GO BLUE! --- ## [HVCC Fall 2009](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hvcc-fall-2009/246361)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 414\ **Last updated:** [November 23, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hvcc-fall-2009/246361 "2009-11-23T08:07:43Z")
Who’s going to be there next week? I of course will be… as usual. :number1 --- ## [political rant...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/political-rant/248447)
**Author:** [@DFDrocks247365](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DFDrocks247365)\ **Replies:** 130\ **Last updated:** [November 23, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/political-rant/248447 "2009-11-23T05:31:44Z")
Alright…A LOT of shit pissed me off today with politics. The new universal healthcare bill wouldnt give women mammograms until age 50. And they would only get them every other year? Thats a great way to combat one o… --- ## [Travis Crotch Bitch, Moan, Whine like a girl thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-crotch-bitch-moan-whine-like-a-girl-thread/248515)
**Author:** [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Replies:** 177\ **Last updated:** [November 23, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-crotch-bitch-moan-whine-like-a-girl-thread/248515 "2009-11-23T00:36:41Z")
im sick and tired of the BULLSHIT going on with the mods on this site. certain ones in particular who run it like their personal fucking playground. SOMEONE needs to keep them on a shorter fucking leash. allowing them to… --- ## [Hot Cock Sauce Appreciation Thread (Sriracha ITT)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hot-cock-sauce-appreciation-thread-sriracha-itt/248536)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [November 22, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hot-cock-sauce-appreciation-thread-sriracha-itt/248536 "2009-11-22T17:52:11Z")
\[http://www.reproport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/sriracha.jpg\] Never tried it? Go get some, now. Oriental section in WalMart. $3 or so. Already have some? Go put it on something and post up. Tried it and didn’t lik… --- ## [New guy from Latham](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-guy-from-latham/248304)
**Author:** [@KazztheMurse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KazztheMurse)\ **Replies:** 27\ **Last updated:** [November 22, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-guy-from-latham/248304 "2009-11-22T12:44:24Z")
Hey everyone my name is Jared, I’m 20 and from Latham. Just got myself a “new” MkIV jetta 2.0. Love it. I’m in nursing school hence the name Kazzthemurse. soooo word. --- ## [Best Bank?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-bank/248490)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 60\ **Last updated:** [November 22, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-bank/248490 "2009-11-22T12:13:15Z")
hey guys, just transferred some shit around and was wondering what everyone uses for their banking needs around here? I am currently using SEFCU now, I just transferred from Citizens. SEFCU’s online interface is RETARD… --- ## [I dont think I ever want to come home...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dont-think-i-ever-want-to-come-home/248458)
**Author:** [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [November 22, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dont-think-i-ever-want-to-come-home/248458 "2009-11-22T11:08:47Z")
I have been in Koln, Germany since Sunday for work and I have been working on trying as many real beers while I am here for my 2 weeks. I have started a list that I will continue to try to update as my time continues. al… --- ## [DAMN TICKETS !!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477)
**Author:** [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [November 22, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-tickets/248477 "2009-11-22T10:52:40Z")
Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn cop writing a parking ticket … So, I went to him and said: “Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a bre… --- ## [Wayne!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wayne/248533)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [November 22, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wayne/248533 "2009-11-22T09:08:07Z")
http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1476781054.html Do it! --- ## [Classified section.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classified-section/248525)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [November 22, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/classified-section/248525 "2009-11-22T08:22:29Z")
IS FOR CLASSIFIEDS talk, not BS. Srsly. If you want to start a discussion about something in there, start it in Automotive $hit or Offbeat. Stop with the chatter, downtalking the seller or the product, offering $5 or … --- ## [Baseball / Softball team thread for Shift518](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baseball-softball-team-thread-for-shift518/248128)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 492\ **Last updated:** [November 22, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baseball-softball-team-thread-for-shift518/248128 "2009-11-22T08:12:42Z")
Ok so who’s down to actually throw a team together and play some fucking games? I am definitely in, even though i suck ass. I can ride the bench like noones business though. Anyone that’s actually down to play post in h… --- ## [Robby D](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/robby-d/248527)
**Author:** [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [November 21, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/robby-d/248527 "2009-11-21T22:47:24Z")
is this little robby D from cliff haven? --- ## [members and the abuse of the right to be a normal, rational human being.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/members-and-the-abuse-of-the-right-to-be-a-normal-rational-human-being/248516)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [November 21, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/members-and-the-abuse-of-the-right-to-be-a-normal-rational-human-being/248516 "2009-11-21T19:32:56Z")
im sick and tired of the BULLSHIT going on with the members on this site. certain ones in particular who fail at any and every aspect of life, and watch children at public fucking playgrounds. SOMEONE needs to keep them … --- ## [Want to put a decal on my laptop(suggestions ITT)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-put-a-decal-on-my-laptop-suggestions-itt/248433)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [November 21, 2009, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-put-a-decal-on-my-laptop-suggestions-itt/248433 "2009-11-21T08:15:09Z")
I got a new laptop and I want to put something on the back of it. It’s black, but it has a bit of a design on it from HP, but I dont care. I want to put something else over that. I’ve been thinking about going about it t… --- ## [Dukey vs Sully](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dukey-vs-sully/248457)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 60\ **Last updated:** [November 20, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dukey-vs-sully/248457 "2009-11-20T16:16:05Z")
who is dumber? discuss --- ## [The "Geezer Bandit" at large](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-geezer-bandit-at-large/248506)
**Author:** [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [November 20, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-geezer-bandit-at-large/248506 "2009-11-20T13:32:52Z")
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us\_odd\_san\_diego\_geezer\_bandit;\_ylt=Ar8Nnmf2OqKFe.I6y4WbMqdsaMYA SAN DIEGO – FBI officials say an elderly, thin, gray-haired man nicknamed the “Geezer Bandit” is responsible for holding up fiv… --- ## [New Guy from Fort Johnson](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-guy-from-fort-johnson/248182)
**Author:** [@CRD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CRD)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [November 20, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-guy-from-fort-johnson/248182 "2009-11-20T12:19:13Z")
I know I have meet a few of you guys ridding, and some of you have been to my house working on kkkustom’s car so I thought i would finally join. Here is a link to some pics of my truck http://picasaweb.google.com/cdufel/… --- ## [Attn: Nico!e](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-nico-e/248434)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 131\ **Last updated:** [November 19, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-nico-e/248434 "2009-11-19T21:05:12Z")
Da fuck have you been? --- ## [So I adopted a dog today... then had to return her](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-adopted-a-dog-today-then-had-to-return-her/248467)
**Author:** [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Replies:** 53\ **Last updated:** [November 19, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-adopted-a-dog-today-then-had-to-return-her/248467 "2009-11-19T16:44:47Z")
Long story so try and hang in there Me and my Gf have been looking into getting a female dog for a few months now. We currently have an Australian Cattledog named Ogie that mine as well be our son, hes spoiled rotten an… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=140) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=142)