# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=142 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 143 --- ## [This friday night...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-friday-night/248446)
**Author:** [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Replies:** 47\ **Last updated:** [November 19, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-friday-night/248446 "2009-11-19T13:54:36Z")
anyone going out to Jillians?? Im going out with a few people for my 23rd… --- ## [whoever just sent me that PJB's mom thing...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoever-just-sent-me-that-pjbs-mom-thing/248488)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [November 19, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whoever-just-sent-me-that-pjbs-mom-thing/248488 "2009-11-19T12:13:02Z")
Is that a fucking horse?! It shut my phone off, not sure why. That is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl --- ## [Funniest sex story?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 118\ **Last updated:** [November 19, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883 "2009-11-19T11:56:08Z")
I saw this over on SF and it inspired me to make this thread…here is my message pasted from over there. A couple good ones come to mind… 1)My first ‘FNR’ (fuck N run). Met this bitch off of the internet…said that I wan… --- ## [Recommand me a good bakery for speciality cakes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/recommand-me-a-good-bakery-for-speciality-cakes/248466)
**Author:** [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [November 19, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/recommand-me-a-good-bakery-for-speciality-cakes/248466 "2009-11-19T11:04:55Z")
Need it for thanksgiving. Anyone know any good place?? Thanks. --- ## [anybody want to goto Chicago? its for a good cause](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-to-goto-chicago-its-for-a-good-cause/248474)
**Author:** [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [November 19, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anybody-want-to-goto-chicago-its-for-a-good-cause/248474 "2009-11-19T04:50:09Z")
:rofl http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/aos/1466671623.html I hate my nissan cube! Help me destroy it. (NW burbs) I absolutely hate my new nissan cube. It is ugly, drives like crap and has already had a few problems. … --- ## [Can't remember name of video game...help???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-remember-name-of-video-game-help/248427)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [November 18, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cant-remember-name-of-video-game-help/248427 "2009-11-18T20:23:45Z")
While watching TV last night I saw a commercial for a new game coming out to 360 and ps3 about this dude who is fighting against heaven and hell. Looks Assasins creedish graphics and engine wise. Looked like it could p… --- ## [my impressions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-impressions/248443)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 105\ **Last updated:** [November 18, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-impressions/248443 "2009-11-18T19:47:19Z")
well today i finally drove a 6cyl 5th gen camaro ,that bein said adam bring a base gt thats stock ill almost guarantee it will in fact take it :lol.needless to say i was impressed with it it ,handled well was quick for a… --- ## [procycle in c/p fans looky here](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/procycle-in-c-p-fans-looky-here/248470)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [November 18, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/procycle-in-c-p-fans-looky-here/248470 "2009-11-18T18:18:09Z")
http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?id=627585721&ref=search&sid=100000080240642.156236831..1 this is jimmy romeo the owner of pro cycles in c/p f/b page i knew he as queer --- ## [conspiracy](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conspiracy/248453)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [November 18, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conspiracy/248453 "2009-11-18T14:12:10Z")
\[http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/Picture6-1.png\] :ahh:ahh:ahh:ahh edit: screenshot phail, its just the kdubz thang --- ## [Part time job opening](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/part-time-job-opening/248441)
**Author:** [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [November 18, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/part-time-job-opening/248441 "2009-11-18T13:02:09Z")
So my contact at the pharmacy that i use for my job has an opening for part time work. He said 9 an hour but he’s not completely sure. No benefits. The job is delivering medication to houses like the one I work in. It w… --- ## [Holy effing shit...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-effing-shit/248383)
**Author:** [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Replies:** 48\ **Last updated:** [November 18, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-effing-shit/248383 "2009-11-18T12:22:55Z")
Dominos’ chicken alfredo breadbowl is quite possibly the most delicious food to ever be delivered. --- ## [Vote for me on LS1tech!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-for-me-on-ls1tech/248449)
**Author:** [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [November 18, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-for-me-on-ls1tech/248449 "2009-11-18T11:05:31Z")
Few weeks ago when my pics were taken, I posted the rolling shot up on ls1tech in the picture of the month contest…well I forgot about it until today and I just checked the thread… turns out I ended up in the top 5… an… --- ## [SRS BZNS' words of wisdom](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/srs-bzns-words-of-wisdom/248432)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [November 18, 2009, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/srs-bzns-words-of-wisdom/248432 "2009-11-18T09:54:51Z")
I figured I would archive some of my better posts here so I can and others can use them elsewhere. Please go forth and spread the gospell. \[quote=“SRS BZNS”"\] It’s always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2… --- ## [JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-legal-vs-jose-illegal/248394)
**Author:** [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Replies:** 128\ **Last updated:** [November 18, 2009, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-legal-vs-jose-illegal/248394 "2009-11-18T09:50:22Z")
JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL You have two families: “Joe Legal” and “Jose Illegal”. Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California . Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number an… --- ## [Bloodz for life](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloodz-for-life/248430)
**Author:** [@CSholtes612](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CSholtes612)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [November 18, 2009, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bloodz-for-life/248430 "2009-11-18T09:40:25Z")
\[http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu2/csholtes612/15353\_182983887095\_649962095\_349185.jpg\] discuss --- ## [PJB proves that size DOES matter!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-proves-that-size-does-matter/248386)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [November 17, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-proves-that-size-does-matter/248386 "2009-11-17T15:37:00Z")
\[quote=“Boxersix”"\] Fits me like a glove and I’m 6’3/~155 and picky as fuck about my driving position. Go drive one, you will like it. :slight\_smile: \[/quote\] Damn dude youre like a toothpick. Im 6’3" and 250#. I don… --- ## [Member picture Photoshop thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/member-picture-photoshop-thread/248330)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 36\ **Last updated:** [November 17, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/member-picture-photoshop-thread/248330 "2009-11-17T15:29:30Z")
\[http://memegenerator.net/Instances/901/as-SEE-ONE-BAD-THING-NEVER-HAVE-FUN.jpg\] … --- ## [Funny IM Convo at work](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-convo-at-work/248436)
**Author:** [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [November 17, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-convo-at-work/248436 "2009-11-17T14:07:59Z")
So this girl couldn’t save anything to the R drive. Not enough resources. Ended up having way to much stuff open… Amanda /… hey i cant save anything to the r drive Amanda /… can you help??? Ilya/MIS… :fa… --- ## [So My girlfriend wants to get me Christmas Presents..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-wants-to-get-me-christmas-presents/248418)
**Author:** [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Replies:** 38\ **Last updated:** [November 17, 2009, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-wants-to-get-me-christmas-presents/248418 "2009-11-17T11:43:32Z")
So my girl wants to get me something for christmas besides crazy sex. What would you guys ask for? . The maximum is 250.00. -She wanted to get me tint, but I have a feeling its gonna get me pulled over. Already having i… --- ## [People who drive alone are Nazis?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-drive-alone-are-nazis/248398)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [November 17, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-drive-alone-are-nazis/248398 "2009-11-17T09:57:47Z")
\[http://icanleadyouthroughthezone.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/warpropaganda1.jpg?w=388&h=500\] --- ## [My one month old, Lite-On drive, Jasper Board 360 just RRoD'ed.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-one-month-old-lite-on-drive-jasper-board-360-just-rroded/248377)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [November 17, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-one-month-old-lite-on-drive-jasper-board-360-just-rroded/248377 "2009-11-17T09:33:17Z")
And then I checked the power cord, and it wasn’t completely plugged in. :facepalm Hasn’t done it again in about 30min so I think we’re all good. :shifty --- ## [IT Guys: Error Getting Clipboard Data!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-guys-error-getting-clipboard-data/248308)
**Author:** [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [November 17, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-guys-error-getting-clipboard-data/248308 "2009-11-17T07:43:03Z")
So I’ve been having this new issue crop up all of a sudden. I have developers (who have LOTS and LOTS of memory in their boxes) getting “Error Getting Clipboard Data!” messages when trying to print screen (or alt print … --- ## [Computer geek content ITT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/computer-geek-content-itt/248397)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [November 17, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/computer-geek-content-itt/248397 "2009-11-17T06:57:49Z")
DAMN, son! \[http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/7ghz.jpg\] :excited:excited:excited:excited:excited:excited AMD doing serious work! --- ## [Assassins Creed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/assassins-creed/248421)
**Author:** [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [November 17, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/assassins-creed/248421 "2009-11-17T06:21:04Z")
Anyone play 1 and 2? I just beat 2. Definitely leaves you hanging a bit like the first, but not as much. There is going to be an AC3 judging by how things ended. One of my favorites, that’s for sure. --- ## [Anyone get a stomach bug the past few days? Possible TMI](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-get-a-stomach-bug-the-past-few-days-possible-tmi/248370)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [November 17, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-get-a-stomach-bug-the-past-few-days-possible-tmi/248370 "2009-11-17T05:40:36Z")
So from 2pm today to just about now was the most awkward, painfull and tiring sickness ive ever been thru. My girlfriend had it the night before, she woke me up at 3am crying and beat looking telling me she was the sick… --- ## [DISCUSS THIS MEMBER](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/discuss-this-member/248375)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 29\ **Last updated:** [November 17, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/discuss-this-member/248375 "2009-11-17T01:37:16Z")
\[http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2449/139/78/1518228922/n1518228922\_30207113\_4401.jpg\] \[http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs223.snc1/7027\_1203081806699\_1518228922\_30515669\_369999\_n.jpg\] --- ## [GoldenEye FTMFW!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goldeneye-ftmfw/248341)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 113\ **Last updated:** [November 16, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goldeneye-ftmfw/248341 "2009-11-16T23:18:36Z")
Ok so who’s down for a GoldenEye tournament at my house? Tracey will make sammiches. Any days that you absolutely can’t do this? This way I can just pick a day when most everyone is avail. :hug --- ## [Blockbuster LOL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blockbuster-lol/248411)
**Author:** [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [November 16, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blockbuster-lol/248411 "2009-11-16T19:48:53Z")
Dont know if this is a repost http://www.27bslash6.com/blockbuster.html --- ## [Just got $54 back from BestBuy for DROID purchase](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-54-back-from-bestbuy-for-droid-purchase/248379)
**Author:** [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [November 16, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-54-back-from-bestbuy-for-droid-purchase/248379 "2009-11-16T19:34:53Z")
Apparently, Sears wireless is selling the DROID for $149. Printed their ad out, went to BB and ask for the price match. https://searswireless.com/specialoffer.aspx?cid=35480\_e28b1cda1d40403bb21c7a0b2b83f587 --- ## [Convo thread: PJB style](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/convo-thread-pjb-style/248403)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [November 16, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/convo-thread-pjb-style/248403 "2009-11-16T19:01:34Z")
The point of this thread is simple. I like it. All posts must be in PJB format. Begin: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=141) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=143)