# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=148 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 149 --- ## [suck my stubbly cock shift518](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/suck-my-stubbly-cock-shift518/247979)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [November 1, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/suck-my-stubbly-cock-shift518/247979 "2009-11-01T05:19:04Z")
i have been drinking since 6:30pm on friday and then i banged my equally drunk GF until her vagine hurt. So suck . Vlad and drift BROS you are cool. Butt all you other fags and giraffes can suck it long and hard like bi… --- ## [Best drift everrrr. Epic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-drift-everrrr-epic/247943)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [October 31, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-drift-everrrr-epic/247943 "2009-10-31T15:37:55Z")
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/10/26/video-best-drift-ever-reverse-entry-slide-has-jdm-judges-all-a/ --- ## [New tattoo shop](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-tattoo-shop/247807)
**Author:** [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)\ **Replies:** 50\ **Last updated:** [October 31, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-tattoo-shop/247807 "2009-10-31T12:02:02Z")
A good buddy of mine is apprenticing at a recently opened up a tattoo shop and Im trying to help him get his work out there. I know there are a few tattoo guys on here, so I’m not trying to step on any toes, but i figure… --- ## [Imagine! You are lacing driber.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-you-are-lacing-driber/247987)
**Author:** [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [October 31, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-you-are-lacing-driber/247987 "2009-10-31T11:52:25Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufw2fKLP5M8 10,000 rabies! --- ## [Amazing google find](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-google-find/247934)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 63\ **Last updated:** [October 31, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-google-find/247934 "2009-10-31T07:28:12Z")
Google ‘Plaza Linen Service’, and click ‘images’. --- ## [Attn: Shift pedo's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-pedos/247972)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [October 31, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-pedos/247972 "2009-10-31T07:21:09Z")
From NICO http://forums.nicoclub.com/zerothread?id=458882&page=6 thread takes a complete 180 around page 3. good thread :excited I think a shift trip is in store. Beer and LEGAL jailbait stripping? ZOMG --- ## [happy bday underboosted!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-underboosted/247959)
**Author:** [@sam2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sam2)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [October 31, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-underboosted/247959 "2009-10-31T07:15:43Z")
Not waiting till 12 to post it so happy 21st birthdayyy --- ## [http://www.engrish.com/](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/http-www-engrish-com/247977)
**Author:** [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [October 31, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/http-www-engrish-com/247977 "2009-10-31T00:32:46Z")
http://www.engrish.com/ This site is quite hilarious. \[http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bees-are-hitting-yourself.jpg\] --- ## [watch your kids saturday....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-your-kids-saturday/247926)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 82\ **Last updated:** [October 30, 2009, 11:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-your-kids-saturday/247926 "2009-10-30T23:57:59Z")
there’s a bear on the loose. \[http://lh3.ggpht.com/\_7gP8To3oCCU/Suj-dd55jwI/AAAAAAAAByo/7CQgxxUpW4k/s800/DSC02603.JPG\] --- ## [Critiques please](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/critiques-please/247978)
**Author:** [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [October 30, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/critiques-please/247978 "2009-10-30T23:53:07Z")
I am in the process of building a website for my photography nonsense and figured I’d see what you guys think of my progress. This is just the layout and just threw in a few pics in each of the categories because I am a… --- ## [Idiot robbers(youre doing it wrong content ITT)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/idiot-robbers-youre-doing-it-wrong-content-itt/247974)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [October 30, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/idiot-robbers-youre-doing-it-wrong-content-itt/247974 "2009-10-30T20:26:55Z")
\[http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/29/masks-fail.jpg\] Police said they had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglar… --- ## [Boondock fail](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boondock-fail/247912)
**Author:** [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [October 30, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boondock-fail/247912 "2009-10-30T12:38:46Z")
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/boondocksaints2/ Not coming to the 518 --- ## [Stolen K20's for sale](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stolen-k20s-for-sale/247867)
**Author:** [@ds50r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ds50r)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [October 30, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stolen-k20s-for-sale/247867 "2009-10-30T12:33:45Z")
i have a whole swap available for an em2 civic running engine k20 bottom end with a k24 head 6speed trans that needs 2nd gear harness hondatta that needs to be sent out ill get a better list tomorrow with prices and ill … --- ## [Sexual Activity](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-activity/247956)
**Author:** [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [October 30, 2009, 4:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexual-activity/247956 "2009-10-30T04:52:31Z")
:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl http://www.break.com/index/sexual-activity-trailer.html From none of the people who brought you Paranormal Activity comes a terrifying look at one couple’s with ghosts…of their dead roma… --- ## [Overpriced rotas](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/overpriced-rotas/247945)
**Author:** [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [October 29, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/overpriced-rotas/247945 "2009-10-29T20:59:30Z")
Mkay. --- ## [Buggati Veyron get the boot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buggati-veyron-get-the-boot/247946)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [October 29, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buggati-veyron-get-the-boot/247946 "2009-10-29T19:47:55Z")
LOL! http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/10/bugatti-veyron-illegal-parking-fail/ --- ## [Laduke vs Articat](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laduke-vs-articat/247916)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [October 29, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/laduke-vs-articat/247916 "2009-10-29T19:21:53Z")
. --- ## [Acting to get laid](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 78\ **Last updated:** [October 29, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/acting-to-get-laid/247922 "2009-10-29T17:58:27Z")
So what are some traits that you big pimps on this forum have that gets you laid easily each and every time? I’ll begin. Confidence. It works wonders, not only with females but with everyday human interactions as well. … --- ## [Getting into the snow plowing business this winter](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-into-the-snow-plowing-business-this-winter/247451)
**Author:** [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Replies:** 29\ **Last updated:** [October 29, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-into-the-snow-plowing-business-this-winter/247451 "2009-10-29T17:29:40Z")
Yea its that time of the year, Im searching for a plow and will probably have one by monday and hopefully will be accepting bids next week. Does anyone here do any snow plowing? I have some questions about bidding and ho… --- ## [Help with laptop](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-with-laptop/247761)
**Author:** [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [October 29, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-with-laptop/247761 "2009-10-29T10:50:59Z")
My Dell inspiron 6000 died on me a while back and i tried reinstalling windows and it wont finishing installing fully… I think the hard drive is damaged? How can i confirm if its SADA or IDE? Its a few years old so ca… --- ## [E36 is SRS BZNS!?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/e36-is-srs-bzns/247930)
**Author:** [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [October 29, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/e36-is-srs-bzns/247930 "2009-10-29T09:59:54Z")
Note to 518 SRS BZNS: This guy is showin’ you up kid!! \[http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3501/3965260371\_01ffc75b45\_b.jpg\] \[http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2443/3891928089\_931c37c027\_o.jpg\] \[http://farm3.static.flickr.c… --- ## [political halloween joke](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/political-halloween-joke/247929)
**Author:** [@DFDrocks247365](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DFDrocks247365)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [October 29, 2009, 4:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/political-halloween-joke/247929 "2009-10-29T04:59:41Z")
:lol --- ## [Duke ladukes socks for sale](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/duke-ladukes-socks-for-sale/247917)
**Author:** [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [October 28, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/duke-ladukes-socks-for-sale/247917 "2009-10-28T22:25:39Z")
did you steal this from work? --- ## [Pumpkin carving?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pumpkin-carving/247887)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [October 28, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pumpkin-carving/247887 "2009-10-28T22:00:42Z")
we doing another one this year? --- ## [Adding to this nonsense](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/adding-to-this-nonsense/247933)
**Author:** [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [October 28, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/adding-to-this-nonsense/247933 "2009-10-28T21:45:30Z")
I just dutch oven’d myself… true story How many people have done this to their girl and what has been her reaction? Im looking forward to the time I unleash one on the new lady friend. \[http://www.freesmileys.org/smile… --- ## [Secret Girlfriend](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-girlfriend/247927)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [October 28, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/secret-girlfriend/247927 "2009-10-28T20:48:42Z")
Does anybody else watch this genious show on CC? Right now the two guys are trying to pick up girls, and the one goes “I will pepperspray the fuck out of you” and walks away. :rofl Last week they bought a sick, dying do… --- ## [storm/verizon/blackberry people](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/storm-verizon-blackberry-people/247853)
**Author:** [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Replies:** 36\ **Last updated:** [October 28, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/storm-verizon-blackberry-people/247853 "2009-10-28T18:06:02Z")
os 5.0 has been released by verizon. :ahh its only for the storm right now but others should be coming soon --- ## [Post pictures of your GF](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-pictures-of-your-gf/247742)
**Author:** [@xoulu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xoulu)\ **Replies:** 131\ **Last updated:** [October 28, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-pictures-of-your-gf/247742 "2009-10-28T16:43:06Z")
So what kind of gf you guys are dating and got any pics? Well I’ll start first =P Sorry I dont know how to resize them lol and these pics are not in order \[http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/57/l\_6d881288530… --- ## [Internet speeds and costs around the world](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/internet-speeds-and-costs-around-the-world/247904)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [October 28, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/internet-speeds-and-costs-around-the-world/247904 "2009-10-28T16:37:25Z")
Yet again, Japan = SUPERIOR \[http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/votblindub2/Other/raw.jpg\] --- ## [Buying off craigslist rant](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buying-off-craigslist-rant/247813)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 44\ **Last updated:** [October 28, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buying-off-craigslist-rant/247813 "2009-10-28T15:33:53Z")
Alright so yesterday I was searchign on craigslist for another blackberry, I love my storm but ive been wanting something with a physical keyboard. Foudn someone selling a curve for 60 bucks, I called them and asked if … [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=147) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=149)