# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=175 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 176 --- ## [Emails from an asshole(LULZ content ITT)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/emails-from-an-asshole-lulz-content-itt/245267)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/emails-from-an-asshole-lulz-content-itt/245267 "2009-07-09T23:05:22Z")
http://www.dontevenreply.com/index.php :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:thumbup --- ## [Awesome soap...yes I said SOAP(56k death)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-soap-yes-i-said-soap-56k-death/245299)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-soap-yes-i-said-soap-56k-death/245299 "2009-07-09T22:57:41Z")
:excited:excited:excited \[http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il\_fullxfull.70409824.jpg\] \[http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il\_fullxfull.62823142.jpg\] \[http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il\_fullxfull.62841867.jpg\] \[http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il… --- ## [Fat bitch+Electric Wheelchair+BK Quad Stacker=????](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-bitch-electric-wheelchair-bk-quad-stacker/245324)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-bitch-electric-wheelchair-bk-quad-stacker/245324 "2009-07-09T22:53:09Z")
\[http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/hogfarmerchunk/haha/Picture016.jpg\] http://my350z.com/forum/the-lounge-off-topic/444823-om-nom-nom-nom.html :rofl --- ## [Some sad news for me today](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-sad-news-for-me-today/245303)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 27\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-sad-news-for-me-today/245303 "2009-07-09T14:49:25Z")
My cat, Tim was very sick. Had to put him to sleep today.:’( I’ve had him for over 15 years now. --- ## [Little late to find and post this but](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/little-late-to-find-and-post-this-but/245293)
**Author:** [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Replies:** 22\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/little-late-to-find-and-post-this-but/245293 "2009-07-09T05:15:12Z")
still funny. I’ll let the newbs guess who it is… \[http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o285/Boxxersix/hahahah.jpg\] --- ## [Swifty is lost \>.\<](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120)
**Author:** [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Replies:** 53\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2009, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swifty-is-lost/245120 "2009-07-09T05:13:53Z")
so i’ve been trying to get back on here and catch up on missed shit, and i have like millions of pages of crap to browse through. So i need a top 20 cliff notes from the last 8 months or so to get me caught up on the maj… --- ## [New to SHIFT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-to-shift/244944)
**Author:** [@DFDrocks247365](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DFDrocks247365)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [July 8, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-to-shift/244944 "2009-07-08T08:38:12Z")
My name’s chris… referred to this forum by a couple friends (gattville,ninety1 240)…looks pretty cool I live in Duanesburg… I drive a '01 ford taurus…sucks but it gets me around and I recently got a bike, nothing spec… --- ## [What famous people do you share your birthday with?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-famous-people-do-you-share-your-birthday-with/244956)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 40\ **Last updated:** [July 8, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-famous-people-do-you-share-your-birthday-with/244956 "2009-07-08T05:59:10Z")
I saw this on another forum I’m on and it made me wonder. I got some pretty cool ones on my b-day… October 3rd: 1954 - Al Sharpton (American minister & activist) 1962 - Tommy Lee (musician) 1963 - Chip Foose (auto d… --- ## [SRS BZNS' words for women to live by V3.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/srs-bzns-words-for-women-to-live-by-v3-0/245203)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [July 8, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/srs-bzns-words-for-women-to-live-by-v3-0/245203 "2009-07-08T00:05:25Z")
\[quote=“Cock sucking slut”"\] I think that most guys are easy to please when it comes to sucking their cock. Sure, you might find yourself the occasional connoisseur, but generally if you go for quantity over quality you… --- ## [Sup Ron, from 3 years ago](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sup-ron-from-3-years-ago/245264)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [July 7, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sup-ron-from-3-years-ago/245264 "2009-07-07T16:18:27Z")
was searching for tire sizes for the BBShits and found this thread, did a double-take on the signature… lol http://www.jdmuniverse.com/forums/general-tech/49908-195-45-16-tires-rare.html --- ## [So the owner of my company sends things likt this out](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-the-owner-of-my-company-sends-things-likt-this-out/245270)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [July 7, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-the-owner-of-my-company-sends-things-likt-this-out/245270 "2009-07-07T12:30:38Z")
Management Course \Lesson 1:\ A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she o… --- ## [Hilarity on google maps](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarity-on-google-maps/244975)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [July 7, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarity-on-google-maps/244975 "2009-07-07T11:54:31Z")
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol \[http://www.bogley.com/forum/files/lulz1zs1.jpg\] \[http://www.bogley.com/forum/files/lulz2im6.jpg\] \[http://www.bogley.com/forum/files/lulz3ip9.jpg\] \[http://www.bogley.c… --- ## [Attn: Shift 518](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 92\ **Last updated:** [July 7, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-shift-518/245226 "2009-07-07T11:50:24Z")
Based on this blurry, dimly lit, poorly framed photo and the questionable identity of the persons in it, we can infer that our very own psi2high is most likely not of the homosexual orientation as allegations towards him… --- ## [any fireworks sunday night?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-fireworks-sunday-night/245230)
**Author:** [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [July 7, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-fireworks-sunday-night/245230 "2009-07-07T07:33:38Z")
Anybody know if theres some fireworks anywhere around albany tonight? sunday? --- ## [Shift518 on facebook](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift518-on-facebook/245235)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [July 7, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift518-on-facebook/245235 "2009-07-07T07:16:19Z")
I got bored and saw we didn’t have a FB group, so I made one http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=123055570803&ref=nf --- ## [Wat](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wat/245266)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [July 7, 2009, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wat/245266 "2009-07-07T07:06:08Z")
\[http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2275/xzibitlolf.jpg\] --- ## [One of the best local bar experiences, ever.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-of-the-best-local-bar-experiences-ever/245214)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [July 7, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-of-the-best-local-bar-experiences-ever/245214 "2009-07-07T05:45:04Z")
The 4th of July weekend is a big deal in my little town. It’s the biggest social gathering of the year in the park, at the parade, and at the local bar. For the last few years, a local band that moved to CA comes back on… --- ## [Speaking of Celebrities dying...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-celebrities-dying/245217)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [July 7, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-celebrities-dying/245217 "2009-07-07T01:32:47Z")
DAMN! Former Tennessee Titans Quarterback dead at age 36.:eek:( NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Former Tennessee Titans quarterback Steve McNair is dead. The former Titans star was found shot to death at an apartment complex on S… --- ## [72-YEAR-OLD RETIRED BOXER PUMMELS NEIGHBOR BURGLAR](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/72-year-old-retired-boxer-pummels-neighbor-burglar/245252)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/72-year-old-retired-boxer-pummels-neighbor-burglar/245252 "2009-07-06T22:52:28Z")
\[http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/storage/post-images/Frank-Corti-72-Year-Old-Boxer.jpg\] 72-year-old Frank Corti walked down the hallway of his house to find his neighbor, Gregory McCalium standing there with a l… --- ## [Is anyone going anywhere tonight?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-anyone-going-anywhere-tonight/245262)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-anyone-going-anywhere-tonight/245262 "2009-07-06T20:27:58Z")
I’m in need of a cruise / chill. Tired of looking at / working on the house. Anyone gonna be out tonight? --- ## [Upgrading Ignition system](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/upgrading-ignition-system/245261)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/upgrading-ignition-system/245261 "2009-07-06T19:51:56Z")
Stock 240 system sucks. Looking to either buy something like this MSD Product, locally? \[http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f249/sumkindastranjer/DSC04671.jpg\] or do coil packs… :number1 --- ## [Go to www.google.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/go-to-www-google-com/245248)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/go-to-www-google-com/245248 "2009-07-06T19:18:17Z")
Type ‘can i get aids’ in the search bar. :rofl @ the first ‘suggestion’. :rofl --- ## [For the bacon lovers...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-bacon-lovers/244885)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-bacon-lovers/244885 "2009-07-06T14:54:03Z")
\[http://67.199.7.46/\_media/imgs/articles/a440\_bandages.jpg\] \[http://67.199.7.46/\_media/imgs/articles/a440\_watch.jpg\] \[http://67.199.7.46/\_media/imgs/articles/a387\_bacon.jpg\] \[http://67.199.7.46/\_media/imgs/articles/a4… --- ## [anyone help?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-help/245202)
**Author:** [@Wallace](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wallace)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2009, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-help/245202 "2009-07-06T08:54:51Z")
all set. lock it up. --- ## [completely random question](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/completely-random-question/245239)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [July 6, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/completely-random-question/245239 "2009-07-06T06:22:36Z")
I’ve seen cars running on the street before without hoods. Is this legal? --- ## [Colonie lot......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/colonie-lot/245109)
**Author:** [@nitrojammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitrojammer)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/colonie-lot/245109 "2009-07-05T22:10:31Z")
Why do you all scatter like roaches when the Cpd roll up? --- ## [OMG ANOTHER CELEBRITY DIES](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-another-celebrity-dies/245151)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-another-celebrity-dies/245151 "2009-07-05T22:05:00Z")
Karl Malden: dead at 97 http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/01/karl.malden.obit/index.html :vlad:vlad:vlad:vlad:vlad:vlad:vlad RIP, c-list celebrity that i’ve never heard of :thumbup --- ## [John (88slowmarro)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-88slowmarro/245215)
**Author:** [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-88slowmarro/245215 "2009-07-05T18:07:22Z")
I want to see pics NOW of motor carnage :wink: --- ## [My babeh](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-babeh/245167)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-babeh/245167 "2009-07-05T09:26:52Z")
\[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Shady195/photo7.jpg\] That is all --- ## [how intelligent are you? Google decides.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-intelligent-are-you-google-decides/245216)
**Author:** [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [July 5, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-intelligent-are-you-google-decides/245216 "2009-07-05T04:23:38Z")
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