# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=177 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 178 --- ## [Henceforth, we shall track Cameo's most retarded posts.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/henceforth-we-shall-track-cameos-most-retarded-posts/244939)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [June 30, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/henceforth-we-shall-track-cameos-most-retarded-posts/244939 "2009-06-30T13:57:24Z")
\[quote=“Z28LT1Rocket”"\] 290/300 rwhp and under 3000lbs thats a 13s car all day everyday…:number1 \[/quote\] …regarding Chuck’s SUBARU. :rofl \[quote=“bennyfizzle”"\] literally 17 times easier to read than Cameo’s most i… --- ## [My review of Colgate Toothpaste](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-review-of-colgate-toothpaste/245085)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [June 30, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-review-of-colgate-toothpaste/245085 "2009-06-30T12:48:26Z")
I bought a tube of the one with tartar control. And it made me feel like a piece of SHIT! --- ## [Homos talking about keeping tops ON.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homos-talking-about-keeping-tops-on/244989)
**Author:** [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Replies:** 70\ **Last updated:** [June 30, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homos-talking-about-keeping-tops-on/244989 "2009-06-30T06:45:29Z")
Question, does it ride/handle odd with the targa off? --- ## [Hatin' On Shizz](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hatin-on-shizz/245096)
**Author:** [@SiggitySevon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SiggitySevon)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [June 30, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hatin-on-shizz/245096 "2009-06-30T05:58:48Z")
I see alot of hating going on against someone who wants to race they car, whats wrong with havin a shity car that can burn almost any butthole muffler car with stickers and gay ass spoilers, which is mostly what i see at… --- ## [wanna race](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanna-race/245068)
**Author:** [@TheShizz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TheShizz)\ **Replies:** 124\ **Last updated:** [June 30, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanna-race/245068 "2009-06-30T03:36:50Z")
i gotta 1990 pontiac 6000, all originall, even air filter and spark plugs. It’ll burn anything --- ## [ASS SLIPS Anyone????](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-slips-anyone/245106)
**Author:** [@Hawoodjblowme](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hawoodjblowme)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [June 29, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ass-slips-anyone/245106 "2009-06-29T22:22:44Z")
Ok so here’s the deal. I’m gay and im from colonie. I race for ass slips. If I win. I get to ream your love hole. If you win you get a choice of a knobber or you can poke my brown hole. Or if your not into man meat. You … --- ## [Transformers 2 last night at colonie center](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/transformers-2-last-night-at-colonie-center/244991)
**Author:** [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [June 29, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/transformers-2-last-night-at-colonie-center/244991 "2009-06-29T13:59:19Z")
who went? im pretty sure you know what im talking about… for those who didnt go, 15 mins before the end of the movie at the midnight showing last night, the projector over heated and the movie reel melted…took them like… --- ## [custon fiberglassing](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/custon-fiberglassing/244974)
**Author:** [@xtremeangel02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xtremeangel02)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [June 29, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/custon-fiberglassing/244974 "2009-06-29T13:46:44Z")
anyone know where i can get a custom middle console done? in fiberglass… --- ## [MJ Autopsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073)
**Author:** [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [June 28, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mj-autopsy/245073 "2009-06-28T20:57:23Z")
Aparently Micheal Jackson did not die from cardiac arrest. The autopsy showed that he died from food poisioning. He ate 12 year old nuts. :lol --- ## [Guilderland High School](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guilderland-high-school/245045)
**Author:** [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Replies:** 53\ **Last updated:** [June 27, 2009, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guilderland-high-school/245045 "2009-06-27T14:39:57Z")
Represent Represent That is all. --- ## [construction ROAR!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/construction-roar/244720)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [June 27, 2009, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/construction-roar/244720 "2009-06-27T08:20:15Z")
http://www.wral.com/news/news\_briefs/story/5339554/ im loling so hard! --- ## [Looking for a .](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a/245024)
**Author:** [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [June 26, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a/245024 "2009-06-26T18:29:54Z")
kind of a funny story. let me back up here a bit. monday morning. i get to go see neuro surgeon and get 6 yes 6 very large needles jammed into my spine. yes yay for me anyways. i was talking to a friend (Sully) about n… --- ## [Sick in the summer? FML](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sick-in-the-summer-fml/244972)
**Author:** [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [June 26, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sick-in-the-summer-fml/244972 "2009-06-26T17:34:03Z")
Anyone got the flu or a cold? I had to actually use a sick day, as a sick day today and im pissed! I never get sick. Stuffy nose, throat irritation, ears plugged, a fever and achy. Doctor gave me nasal spray and a antibi… --- ## [OMG NO WAI](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-no-wai/244993)
**Author:** [@tucker137](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tucker137)\ **Replies:** 91\ **Last updated:** [June 26, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omg-no-wai/244993 "2009-06-26T17:17:10Z")
Gearhead sells tires too, ya know Give some love to local businesses --- ## [The most dangerous substance known to man.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-most-dangerous-substance-known-to-man/245010)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [June 26, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-most-dangerous-substance-known-to-man/245010 "2009-06-26T13:45:45Z")
High Fructose Corn Syrup, Alchohol, yeah they hit the headlines, but whats worse is a substance that doesn’t but we all have to deal with every day. Below are some of the dangers, be smart, educate yourself. http://www… --- ## [Michael Jerkoffson dies. OMGWTFBBQ?!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 90\ **Last updated:** [June 26, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/michael-jerkoffson-dies-omgwtfbbq/245015 "2009-06-26T13:33:46Z")
Facebook. CNN. Go look at your homepages. lyke OMGZ MICAHEL JAY, IS IN HOSPITAL! DEAD! OMGZUPDATELULZ! I DON’T GIVE A DEAD MOOSES LAST SHIT! --- ## [Deadbeatz](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/deadbeatz/245009)
**Author:** [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [June 26, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/deadbeatz/245009 "2009-06-26T06:18:51Z")
Is a ricer. That is all. --- ## [changing things up](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/changing-things-up/240242)
**Author:** [@04goat350](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/04goat350)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [June 25, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/changing-things-up/240242 "2009-06-25T23:23:36Z")
We are changing things up and still adding team members. We would like to welcome John with his 2004 Honda Accord, and Luke with his 2001 Golf. Also we are still offering custom wheel painting and if you needed help with… --- ## [FNG in the house](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fng-in-the-house/243431)
**Author:** [@PonyTamer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PonyTamer)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [June 25, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fng-in-the-house/243431 "2009-06-25T21:43:47Z")
Just wanted to say I’m here, not queer, and ready to ride. I mean drive, my car that is. --- ## [Abusing the system.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/abusing-the-system/244985)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 67\ **Last updated:** [June 25, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/abusing-the-system/244985 "2009-06-25T19:53:40Z")
\[SIZE=4\]Recently Michelle Obama went to serve food to the homeless at a government funded soup kitchen .\[/SIZE\]\[http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm169/ecrouse/temp/MichelleObamaatsoupkitchen.jpg\] Cost of a bowl of sou… --- ## [New topic: Waynes new pool table!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-topic-waynes-new-pool-table/245007)
**Author:** [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Replies:** 62\ **Last updated:** [June 25, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-topic-waynes-new-pool-table/245007 "2009-06-25T17:26:13Z")
http://www.bestoday.com.au/sick/archives/000577mood\_badges.php hahaha I’m dying right now. --- ## [to set things straight](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-set-things-straight/244960)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 40\ **Last updated:** [June 25, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-set-things-straight/244960 "2009-06-25T15:55:28Z")
Lately theres been a little confusion it seems so Ill set things straight. This is a Cameo: \[http://www.wwmotorcars.com/images/PreviousProjects/56cameo.jpg\] and this is a Camaro: \[http://www.fastcoolcars.com/images/g… --- ## [My palm pre (sprint) review](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-palm-pre-sprint-review/244979)
**Author:** [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Replies:** 48\ **Last updated:** [June 25, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-palm-pre-sprint-review/244979 "2009-06-25T11:51:14Z")
I picked up the palm pre over the weekend and have played with it enough to have an initial review. The good: -small, sleek, design that looks good. -sync with gmail/facebook \*always handy, I know have a pile of numb… --- ## [EcityEP3's sig=win](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ecityep3s-sig-win/244987)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [June 25, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ecityep3s-sig-win/244987 "2009-06-25T07:28:06Z")
\[http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/o50yxgrt/Knife\_cleavage\_loop.gif\] :ahh:ahh:ahh --- ## [FUNNIEST BJ STORY???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004)
**Author:** [@Nitrojunkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nitrojunkie)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [June 25, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004 "2009-06-25T06:41:42Z")
\[http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff257/blackfreight03/Motivational%20Posters/McBlowjob.jpg\] --- ## [28' Alligator found, and killed.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/28-alligator-found-and-killed/244890)
**Author:** [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Replies:** 65\ **Last updated:** [June 24, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/28-alligator-found-and-killed/244890 "2009-06-24T17:08:55Z")
These pictures were taken by a helicopter flying over Lake Wiess about 90 miles north of Birmingham , Alabama … The helicopter pilot and the game warden were in communication via radio’s here is a transcript of their co… --- ## [What did you do for your 21st?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-do-for-your-21st/244942)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 53\ **Last updated:** [June 24, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-do-for-your-21st/244942 "2009-06-24T11:34:10Z")
Mine is saturday… haven’t had a clue what to do… dads doing something for me that involves… you guessed it… alcohol. :lol --- ## [Eve of destruction tuesday june 23rd](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eve-of-destruction-tuesday-june-23rd/244953)
**Author:** [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Replies:** 19\ **Last updated:** [June 24, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eve-of-destruction-tuesday-june-23rd/244953 "2009-06-24T10:02:34Z")
Dont forget about lebanon valley eve of destruction tuesday june 23rd, tommarow night. By far the best night all year at the dirt track --- ## [Back in the 518 (Newbie Inside)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/back-in-the-518-newbie-inside/244962)
**Author:** [@maxwell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maxwell)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [June 23, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/back-in-the-518-newbie-inside/244962 "2009-06-23T16:49:06Z")
Ahh it’s good to be back. I am originally from the CP area but have been out in the Buffalo area the past 5 years attending school. I just recently took a job back home and I am now here to stay. IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK! I… --- ## [This is Possibly the end :( Good night sweet prince](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [June 23, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-possibly-the-end-good-night-sweet-prince/244973 "2009-06-23T16:31:06Z")
Dear Shift518 members, scoundrels and scallywags, Due to recent events that some will say is my fault ( I am currently in disagreement with the US government and state of NY) it appears that your beloved SRS BZNS may be… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=176) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=178)