# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=178 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 179 --- ## [deadbearwhatever](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/deadbearwhatever/244617)
**Author:** [@Jon1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon1)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [June 23, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/deadbearwhatever/244617 "2009-06-23T16:14:22Z")
edit (for my shops sake) not worth my time emanuel --- ## [Wrong season, but still funny](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrong-season-but-still-funny/244925)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [June 23, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wrong-season-but-still-funny/244925 "2009-06-23T10:08:28Z")
\[http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/shdwonthsun5/image001-2.jpg\] \[http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/shdwonthsun5/image002-1.jpg\] \[http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/shdwonthsun5/image003.jpg\] \[http://i30.… --- ## [World's oldest man dies at 113](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-oldest-man-dies-at-113/244958)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [June 23, 2009, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/worlds-oldest-man-dies-at-113/244958 "2009-06-23T08:15:26Z")
113 years old! :eek2:wow Never smoked, but loves fried shrimp :rofl TOKYO (June 19) — Tomoji Tanabe, the world’s oldest man, died in his sleep at his home in southern Japan on Friday, a city official said. He was 113. … --- ## [Happy Father's Day to ME](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-fathers-day-to-me/244935)
**Author:** [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [June 22, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-fathers-day-to-me/244935 "2009-06-22T14:51:22Z")
I bought a Wii for myself and my daughter, and to finsh off my Nintendo collection. Heres a pic of my little lady: \[http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g253/C1VIC/SDC10943.jpg\] Yes I am aware that there is next to no poi… --- ## [wanna put this on the eeeMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanna-put-this-on-the-eeemr2/244928)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [June 22, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanna-put-this-on-the-eeemr2/244928 "2009-06-22T14:07:21Z")
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/GARRETT-Cessna-Aircraft-Turbo-TH08A67-407810-9001\_W0QQitemZ130311839785QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMotor%20s\_Car\_Truck\_Parts\_Accessories?hash=item1e5730e029&\_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&\_trkparms=65%3A12|3… --- ## [Road Runner Users](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/road-runner-users/244580)
**Author:** [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [June 22, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/road-runner-users/244580 "2009-06-22T13:42:59Z")
Anyone notice the ridiculous speed increase in road runner recently? I haven’t ran a speed test in a while but I just downloaded a file a 3mb /sec and was like whoa. I then proceeded to run a speed test (www.speakeasy.… --- ## [Top Twelve Signs our Economy is Not Getting Any Better:](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862)
**Author:** [@beepbeep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beepbeep)\ **Replies:** 62\ **Last updated:** [June 22, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-twelve-signs-our-economy-is-not-getting-any-better/244862 "2009-06-22T13:03:49Z")
Top Twelve Signs our Economy is Not Getting Any Better: CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail last week. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank. Hotwheels and … --- ## [SRS BZNS words of wisdom V 2.154.9536.3213](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/srs-bzns-words-of-wisdom-v-2-154-9536-3213/244901)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [June 22, 2009, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/srs-bzns-words-of-wisdom-v-2-154-9536-3213/244901 "2009-06-22T08:16:35Z")
So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway. What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard. Step One: P… --- ## [Are you bored? Don't beat off!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-you-bored-dont-beat-off/244897)
**Author:** [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/are-you-bored-dont-beat-off/244897 "2009-06-21T22:32:50Z")
…instead, help me post this shit on craigslist: cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120435459007 Apparently craigslist now has some thing where if you try to post the same ad. more than once they “gh… --- ## [What does everyone do?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-everyone-do/244795)
**Author:** [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Replies:** 160\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-everyone-do/244795 "2009-06-21T19:37:00Z")
Work? What do you do? School? Where? What ya studyin? How old? Just curious. I got my associates from HVCC in Computer Information Systems and have been working in IT as a Desktop/Network Specialist for 5 years now. … --- ## [So kramer proved he is as retarded as pete and murdogg](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-kramer-proved-he-is-as-retarded-as-pete-and-murdogg/244921)
**Author:** [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Replies:** 240\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-kramer-proved-he-is-as-retarded-as-pete-and-murdogg/244921 "2009-06-21T19:18:44Z")
yah so about 9:40 pm today kramer was driving his moms minivan. drove by my house 3 times and every time he passed by he honked. very cool in the fact that you woke up 2 other neighbors of mine.:shifty secondly you thi… --- ## [How To : Vbulletin](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-vbulletin/241137)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-vbulletin/241137 "2009-06-21T18:26:36Z")
In this thread, as I find time, im going to post some info on how to do some simple stuff, that some of you know already but some dont know. So first im gonna show you how to change your skin. All the skins we have ava… --- ## [glad summer classes are over for 2-3weeks now](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-summer-classes-are-over-for-2-3weeks-now/244930)
**Author:** [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/glad-summer-classes-are-over-for-2-3weeks-now/244930 "2009-06-21T16:53:07Z")
So I took english over the summer at HVCC to get it out of the way. English blows. This coming thursday class is over and might end up with an “A” if not definately a high"B" hate writing, grammar, and wasting paper just… --- ## [Construction between exit 11+12 on rt9](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/construction-between-exit-11-12-on-rt9/244933)
**Author:** [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/construction-between-exit-11-12-on-rt9/244933 "2009-06-21T16:22:31Z")
always wanted to know, its been like two years now, what is going on there? its right off rt9. --- ## [Father's Day Gifts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fathers-day-gifts/244905)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fathers-day-gifts/244905 "2009-06-21T15:34:15Z")
What did you get your old man for Father’s Day? I got my dad a new gas grill. I was going to get him something for his Harley but I couldn’t find anything he really needs. New rims and or a big bore kit were a little ou… --- ## [Beer pong table designs...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-pong-table-designs/244929)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beer-pong-table-designs/244929 "2009-06-21T14:18:55Z")
Im going to buy a custom beer pong table and Im looking for ideas as to what the graphics on it should be. Im open to all ideas, but no Im not going to have naked bitches on it or anything. Try to keep this thread a lit… --- ## [fuck this rain shit](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-this-rain-shit/244913)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 63\ **Last updated:** [June 21, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-this-rain-shit/244913 "2009-06-21T13:27:11Z")
Weather absolutely blows and now theres nothing to do. --- ## [Missing Ticonderoga man makes national news](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/missing-ticonderoga-man-makes-national-news/244881)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/missing-ticonderoga-man-makes-national-news/244881 "2009-06-20T22:36:31Z")
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=7815497&page=1 For those of you that know how small Ti is, this is big news, albeit not good news at all. They think they found the body yesterday and it’s awaiting positive ID. --- ## [Tac-15, AR15 styled crossbow](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tac-15-ar15-styled-crossbow/244910)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tac-15-ar15-styled-crossbow/244910 "2009-06-20T19:29:00Z")
http://www.pse-archery.com/prod.php?k=55444&u=01135 this thing is siiiiiick! --- ## [WWW.SHAFT518.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-shaft518-com/244898)
**Author:** [@jtyron53](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jtyron53)\ **Replies:** 66\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-shaft518-com/244898 "2009-06-20T14:07:34Z")
WWW.SHAFT518.com GRABBING EACH OTHERS ASS. LICKING EACH OTHERS TAINT. AND FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS SINCE THE DAMN OF TIME. :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUNCH OF HOMO’S THAT FUCK EACH OTH… --- ## [50 greatest simpsons movie references](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/50-greatest-simpsons-movie-references/244883)
**Author:** [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [June 20, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/50-greatest-simpsons-movie-references/244883 "2009-06-20T07:29:51Z")
\[http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/t/the-50-greatest-simpsons-movie-references-430-75.jpg\] The sharpest, smartest show on TV is famed for its sly nods to movies. The beautifully observed homages vary from blink-and-miss … --- ## [not sure if theres a thread for this...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-sure-if-theres-a-thread-for-this/244872)
**Author:** [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Replies:** 111\ **Last updated:** [June 19, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-sure-if-theres-a-thread-for-this/244872 "2009-06-19T21:21:49Z")
I know a lot of you go out to LVD and what not, I still have yet to meet a lot of you so just trying to know a bit more about everyone…so just wondering where everyone went to high school and when you graduated or will g… --- ## [HAPPY BIRTHDAY JVG!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-jvg/244886)
**Author:** [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [June 19, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-jvg/244886 "2009-06-19T20:36:09Z")
You old fuck. --- ## [Ideas and advice.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ideas-and-advice/244857)
**Author:** [@Inyourface518](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Inyourface518)\ **Replies:** 56\ **Last updated:** [June 19, 2009, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ideas-and-advice/244857 "2009-06-19T09:02:53Z")
Looking for some advise and ideas on what I should put in my 94 camaro 3.4. I’m thinking Ls1. This is a serious thread. What would you do to this Camaro. --- ## [Continued: Ilya's absurd claims](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/continued-ilyas-absurd-claims/244864)
**Author:** [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [June 19, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/continued-ilyas-absurd-claims/244864 "2009-06-19T08:33:10Z")
"1) I have 190hp and for a daily driver and normal person, 190 is MORE than enough. 2) It’s fail because they are over charging by a LOT for a product that you can get from elsewhere for the same price that has a HISTOR… --- ## [Working with a buncha females aint so bad...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/working-with-a-buncha-females-aint-so-bad/244863)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 29\ **Last updated:** [June 19, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/working-with-a-buncha-females-aint-so-bad/244863 "2009-06-19T05:15:26Z")
They bring in this sort of stuff for me to eat after lunch \[http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/New/shortcake.jpg\] my phone sucks, i know, im gettin a new one soon. but in this pic we have a straberry s… --- ## [InYourFace518 lika da way my dick taste](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inyourface518-lika-da-way-my-dick-taste/244877)
**Author:** [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Replies:** 103\ **Last updated:** [June 19, 2009, 4:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inyourface518-lika-da-way-my-dick-taste/244877 "2009-06-19T04:37:48Z")
I broke my dick entering your womans vagina improperly. --- ## [More meathead talk.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/more-meathead-talk/244861)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 45\ **Last updated:** [June 19, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/more-meathead-talk/244861 "2009-06-19T04:27:47Z")
im not asian but thanks actually my girl liked what i showed her this morning \[http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7486/61809.jpg\] 230lbs this morning flat and no pumps. muah! so lets see your belly ryan. :hug --- ## [lolz on craigslist](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolz-on-craigslist/244381)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolz-on-craigslist/244381 "2009-06-18T21:53:43Z")
http://albany.craigslist.org/zip/1189891463.html everyone should flag this “best of craigslist” there’s a link to flag it on the right side --- ## [Shift518 Myspace!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift518-myspace/234803)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift518-myspace/234803 "2009-06-18T21:36:26Z")
While our homepage is being worked on, why don’t you add us as a friend on myspace? www.myspace.com/shift518 click to add http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=invite.addfriend\_verify&friendID=176464692&MyTo… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=177) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=179)