# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=179 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 180 --- ## [Singh presents to you-pussy, Ticonderoga style!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singh-presents-to-you-pussy-ticonderoga-style/244853)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singh-presents-to-you-pussy-ticonderoga-style/244853 "2009-06-18T14:38:01Z")
So on the way back from MD Mon night/Tuesday AM, I picked up Singh. We got to my house and we were all mad tired and shit and my dad strolls out and was like ‘I’ve got a surprise’ and me and Singh are like WTF!!! He come… --- ## [Favorite gym games](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-gym-games/244843)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 43\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/favorite-gym-games/244843 "2009-06-18T13:01:05Z")
got this idea from ilya’s handball thread, what were your favorite games to play in PE in HS? i loved: -german baseball -7 base kickball -jailbreak (CLASSIC from elementary school on) what did you all like? (inbefo… --- ## [Skype](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skype/244822)
**Author:** [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skype/244822 "2009-06-18T12:42:55Z")
Anyone use this? its the only IM service I can use at my work, and Shift is the only forum I can’t get on at work. Its the only thing that keeps me sane at work when I’m bored. --- ## [GOD I FUCKING HATE PRO DRIFTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-i-fucking-hate-pro-drifting/244774)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 42\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/god-i-fucking-hate-pro-drifting/244774 "2009-06-18T11:44:22Z")
Ok guys I wanted to post this here and get some opinions. make sure im just not being an over picky douchebag cause its ruining the chassi i love with all my heart. This is a post directly from my blog. You can visit … --- ## ["Neg Rep"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/neg-rep/244832)
**Author:** [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Replies:** 41\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/neg-rep/244832 "2009-06-18T11:39:33Z")
Ok, so its early in teh am, and im mad bored. I just came to the realization that this site has changed my life. I real-life Neg repped someone the other day…:lol Anyone else guilty of this?? --- ## [ssssssssssssssssssssssmokin](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ssssssssssssssssssssssmokin/244831)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ssssssssssssssssssssssmokin/244831 "2009-06-18T11:29:41Z")
got the banzorz? wat? --- ## [Wow, he loves his mother so much](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-he-loves-his-mother-so-much/244860)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-he-loves-his-mother-so-much/244860 "2009-06-18T10:22:52Z")
he became her! NEW YORK -Irene Prusik has been dead for six years. But in April, someone showed up at the Department of Motor Vehicles in Brooklyn to renew her driver’s license. The explanation given by prosecutors ri… --- ## [Tennis Anyone? Pt II](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tennis-anyone-pt-ii/244431)
**Author:** [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tennis-anyone-pt-ii/244431 "2009-06-18T08:34:38Z")
Looking to play once a week on weeknights. Anyone out there who is a decent player (knows forehand, backhand, topspin, slice, can serve) etc and wants to play singles PM me or reply here. I’m not a great player but I’m… --- ## [BITCHES BITCHIN!!!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bitches-bitchin/244852)
**Author:** [@Inyourface518](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Inyourface518)\ **Replies:** 111\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bitches-bitchin/244852 "2009-06-18T06:03:16Z")
Ok so my old lady went to bed. So I decided to take the Maro out. I had a sick ride. So it was getting a little late. So i decided to head home. On the way I ran around my town blowing donuts and burnouts up and down the… --- ## [Team Handball](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/team-handball/244837)
**Author:** [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [June 18, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/team-handball/244837 "2009-06-18T03:59:36Z")
Anyone here play? We should get a game goin. Team Handball (aka European/Olympic Handball) is probably the most fun sport I’ve ever played. --- ## [florida News....street racing](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/florida-news-street-racing/244815)
**Author:** [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [June 17, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/florida-news-street-racing/244815 "2009-06-17T16:52:23Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgyJxap3pDo I read that the cop truck is mid 10’s on motor and 9’s on the bottle. Not sure how true that is. --- ## [What in the world happened here?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-in-the-world-happened-here/244838)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [June 17, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-in-the-world-happened-here/244838 "2009-06-17T13:34:16Z")
\[http://static.autoblog.nl/images/wp2009/slr\_mclaren\_chrome\_melted.jpg\] --- ## [Prototype Nokia phone recharges without wires](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prototype-nokia-phone-recharges-without-wires/244841)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [June 17, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prototype-nokia-phone-recharges-without-wires/244841 "2009-06-17T11:56:16Z")
http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/143945:ahh:ahh:ahh --- ## [Shady and Srs Bzns pedo adventures part 1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 38\ **Last updated:** [June 17, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shady-and-srs-bzns-pedo-adventures-part-1/244800 "2009-06-17T10:22:35Z")
TheRonTom31: its not a horrible idea TheRonTom31: I can think of worse ideas TheRonTom31: driving around with a naked 15 yearold in a convertible white: umm def more fun thou TheRonTom31: and the brick of cocaine wh… --- ## [SINGH IS BACK](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singh-is-back/244732)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 42\ **Last updated:** [June 17, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singh-is-back/244732 "2009-06-17T06:56:30Z")
k guys im back in the U S A ! I was here since 7 am actually down in nyc, but i got back a while ago and went for some riding, took out my bros ZX14 and guys… that shit is death !! awesome bike !! wayyyyy too fast anyw… --- ## [Need some sincere advice](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-sincere-advice/244606)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 142\ **Last updated:** [June 17, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-sincere-advice/244606 "2009-06-17T06:30:18Z")
A long read but please read it if you want to give advice. Having troubles with the lady and although I know what I SHOULD do, it’s good to hear it from other people sometimes. Usually I am the one with the advice but I… --- ## [What do you call.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-call/244702)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [June 17, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-call/244702 "2009-06-17T05:38:19Z")
it when you make a girl sit on her own hand till it falls asleep the jerk you off while you stick a baseball bat in her ass and plunger her vagina? --- ## [Cape Cod adventure!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cape-cod-adventure/244803)
**Author:** [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Replies:** 48\ **Last updated:** [June 17, 2009, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cape-cod-adventure/244803 "2009-06-17T05:30:59Z")
So Friday morning, bright and early, the best friend and I strike out for Cape Cod. Due to being almost completely r’tarded, we took what we’ll call “the long way” - It took two boys and Google Maps to get two girls poin… --- ## [chainsaw bayonet = win](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chainsaw-bayonet-win/244828)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [June 17, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chainsaw-bayonet-win/244828 "2009-06-17T05:21:28Z")
http://gizmodo.com/5100331/a-chainsaw-bayonet-strapped-to-an-ar%2015-rifle-is-the-ultimate-zombie-killin \[http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/12/chainsaw-bayonet.jpg\] --- ## [New HTC Touch Pro ROM \*Techie Content\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-htc-touch-pro-rom-techie-content/244798)
**Author:** [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Replies:** 38\ **Last updated:** [June 17, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-htc-touch-pro-rom-techie-content/244798 "2009-06-17T03:52:55Z")
I was searching xda-developers for a new ROM to flash on my AT&T Touch Pro/Fuze and found this :excited http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=525366 I didn’t even know they came out with Windows Mobile 6.5 y… --- ## [Like BMX? Check out Levi's BMX Team Vid!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/like-bmx-check-out-levis-bmx-team-vid/244816)
**Author:** [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [June 16, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/like-bmx-check-out-levis-bmx-team-vid/244816 "2009-06-16T16:02:01Z")
Just watched this vid, gotta say, it was pretty fuckin sick! One of the better BMX vids ive seen, awesome camera work, and great riding. I cant find the whole video online, but heres a good 8:00 preview: http://actionsp… --- ## [Hilarious tenant letter(lulz content itt)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-tenant-letter-lulz-content-itt/244813)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [June 16, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hilarious-tenant-letter-lulz-content-itt/244813 "2009-06-16T15:50:13Z")
\[http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l190/gwbauer/epiclulz.jpg\] From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am To: Helen Bailey Subject: Pets in the building Dear Helen, Thankyou for your letter concerning pets… --- ## [Special Ed Camaro Vs K20/Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-ed-camaro-vs-k20-kramer/244793)
**Author:** [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Replies:** 88\ **Last updated:** [June 16, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-ed-camaro-vs-k20-kramer/244793 "2009-06-16T13:27:29Z")
so kramer supposedly turned 18 today so everyone have no clue) but was told by an outside source that everyone is going to “night moves” so go out meet at mobile on rt2 just to find out I climb dopwnstair and got in my … --- ## [FS: 94 Crown Vic P71 - Off topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-94-crown-vic-p71-off-topic/245065)
**Author:** [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [June 16, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-94-crown-vic-p71-off-topic/245065 "2009-06-16T10:15:06Z")
are you coming up to elliots tonight or what? --- ## [Relaxation and energization](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relaxation-and-energization/244703)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [June 16, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relaxation-and-energization/244703 "2009-06-16T09:59:21Z")
Yep, bored at work again. Just went outside and sipped my Coffee and smoked a White Owl Demi-Tip Cigar. I don’t know about you guys but this activity both relaxes and energizes me at the same time. For the coffee, I pou… --- ## [99FRC = Best Businesman Ever.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/99frc-best-businesman-ever/244794)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [June 16, 2009, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/99frc-best-businesman-ever/244794 "2009-06-16T05:56:00Z")
5 hours @ 70MPH = 350 miles 350 miles / 30MPG = 12 gallons 12gal\*$3 = $36 Oil change every 3000 miles @ $75 = $12 for 350 miles $36 + $12 = $48 $60 - $48 = $12 $12 - $7 for lunch = $5 So you want someone to drive … --- ## [Going to Beantown? Earn $](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/going-to-beantown-earn/244785)
**Author:** [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [June 16, 2009, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/going-to-beantown-earn/244785 "2009-06-16T05:32:06Z")
I need to pick up my car in Marlborough MA at the end of this week. It’s about 15 miles outside Boston, so 2.5 hrs from Albany. If you can give me a ride leaving Albany at any of the following times, I will pay you $60… --- ## [When God takes a shit.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 46\ **Last updated:** [June 16, 2009, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790 "2009-06-16T05:04:38Z")
coming from colonie center to my house in g-land, god must have had a big red candle for breakfast or some shit i’m a size 14 :lol \[http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/0615091830.jpg\] \[http://i2… --- ## [Rep showing the giver Yes or No.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rep-showing-the-giver-yes-or-no/243697)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 186\ **Last updated:** [June 16, 2009, 4:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rep-showing-the-giver-yes-or-no/243697 "2009-06-16T04:38:46Z")
I’ve had a few recent requests asking for the rep to show who it was given by automatically on each instance. It would eliminate some of the issues we had recently with people posing to be somebody else while giving neg… --- ## [HVCC Spring '09](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hvcc-spring-09/241317)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 510\ **Last updated:** [June 15, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hvcc-spring-09/241317 "2009-06-15T21:08:13Z")
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