# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=182 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 183 --- ## [yo dawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-dawg/241654)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 83\ **Last updated:** [June 3, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-dawg/241654 "2009-06-03T19:22:07Z")
yo dawg \[http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2108/100/9/779188305/n779188305\_1304655\_7727.jpg\] --- ## [ATTN: VOLT! VADIM JDM QUEER](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-volt-vadim-jdm-queer/244537)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [June 3, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-volt-vadim-jdm-queer/244537 "2009-06-03T19:10:02Z")
Who was said woman with you were at the lot She seemed classy how she carried herself… I want to bone her… That is all :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl :hug --- ## [CALLOUT to SMOKIN\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-to-smokin-ss/244515)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [June 3, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-to-smokin-ss/244515 "2009-06-03T16:48:16Z")
When can I get my cutout back? You keep it any longer, and I stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Let me ask you something… eh? Does your mother sew?! --- ## [Kimbo Slice set to be on the Ultimate Fighter Season 10](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kimbo-slice-set-to-be-on-the-ultimate-fighter-season-10/244550)
**Author:** [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [June 3, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kimbo-slice-set-to-be-on-the-ultimate-fighter-season-10/244550 "2009-06-03T15:06:27Z")
I’ve never been a fan of this guy and I hope he gets punished on the show. He has no talent at all. “Kimbo Slice” scores slot on “The Ultimate Fighter 10” cast by Kevin Iole on Jun 01, 2009 at 11:30 pm ET LAS VEGAS –… --- ## [got a decent chuckle out of this](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-decent-chuckle-out-of-this/244547)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [June 3, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/got-a-decent-chuckle-out-of-this/244547 "2009-06-03T12:17:29Z")
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181641 \[http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc173/MTL\_Bimmer/DSC01023.jpg\] --- ## [The Unreleased Shamwow Commercial](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unreleased-shamwow-commercial/244530)
**Author:** [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [June 3, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unreleased-shamwow-commercial/244530 "2009-06-03T10:27:56Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm03Dgu\_yXA Not sure if this is a repost. Pretty funny though! --- ## [BB Storm users](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bb-storm-users/244503)
**Author:** [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [June 3, 2009, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bb-storm-users/244503 "2009-06-03T10:13:14Z")
i’m sure most of you have updated leaked os’s but esp for those like me that have a mac and can’t put on leaked ones :’( verizon finally approved an update and its been avalible since yesterday, so go get it. --- ## [Garage name,....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/garage-name/244540)
**Author:** [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [June 3, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/garage-name/244540 "2009-06-03T08:55:55Z")
Can anyone tell me what the name of that garage Jon(88slowasscamaro) works at off Ushers Rd? Lost the fawkers phone number and have to get ahold of him now. Thanks --- ## [werd bishes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/werd-bishes/244496)
**Author:** [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Replies:** 46\ **Last updated:** [June 2, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/werd-bishes/244496 "2009-06-02T20:51:13Z")
I been MIA but I been thinking about JClark lately so i decided to say hi. Cliff Notes? I browsed threads but nothing but the typical bullshit. I was hoping for more Travis drama or some domestic jokes but I got none. Y… --- ## [Awesome Optical Illusion!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-optical-illusion/244528)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [June 2, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-optical-illusion/244528 "2009-06-02T15:54:10Z")
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen… http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80645203/ --- ## [Epic WTF???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-wtf/244510)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [June 2, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-wtf/244510 "2009-06-02T10:50:02Z")
\[http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h21/doughboy415\_photos/IMG\_4130.jpg\] \[http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h21/doughboy415\_photos/IMG\_4131.jpg\] \[http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h21/doughboy415\_photos/IMG\_4125.jpg\] \[… --- ## [elliots drunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elliots-drunk/244519)
**Author:** [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [June 2, 2009, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/elliots-drunk/244519 "2009-06-02T08:19:21Z")
who wants to keep me amussed till i pass out from drinking too much, pick a fight with me, post cool pictures, whatever :retardclap --- ## [Need your thoughts/Prayers!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-your-thoughts-prayers/244380)
**Author:** [@MikeyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeyB)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [June 1, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-your-thoughts-prayers/244380 "2009-06-01T20:40:33Z")
Hey everyone,My wife whos is LIlLDEE on here.Her dad has been rushed to the er in albany.He has an anurism that runs from his main artury.This guy never goes to the hospital and this past weekend he asked to go,thought i… --- ## [My car got puked on...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [June 1, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-car-got-puked-on/244489 "2009-06-01T20:24:26Z")
So, im on my way home the today after a very long trip to NH and back. I am driving behind a SUV with Jersey plates, not tailgating, just the normal distance. All of a sudden this bitch sticks her head out the rear windo… --- ## [aiming for 10 red squares can i do it!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aiming-for-10-red-squares-can-i-do-it/244356)
**Author:** [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Replies:** 55\ **Last updated:** [June 1, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aiming-for-10-red-squares-can-i-do-it/244356 "2009-06-01T18:15:03Z")
:ahh like I said since all I get is red squares the red is the new green:eek3 the more red the better… you know if you cant beat 'em, join 'em type thing thats what im doing… :thumbup --- ## [Australian Adventure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/australian-adventure/244187)
**Author:** [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Replies:** 98\ **Last updated:** [June 1, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/australian-adventure/244187 "2009-06-01T17:42:03Z")
:excited I’m leaving in about 2 hours to go down to JFK and fly out to LA, then Brisbane Australia. I’m going to try and take as many pictures as possible (hot aussie chicks/CP, kangaroos, etc …lol) and update this thr… --- ## [info on lia honda?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/info-on-lia-honda/244448)
**Author:** [@Dave](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dave)\ **Replies:** 22\ **Last updated:** [June 1, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/info-on-lia-honda/244448 "2009-06-01T12:57:09Z")
They called me up today and want me to come in and talk about a detailer position thats available, i applied for the appointment coordinator position which they filled. any and all info about them would be great… any on… --- ## [i need this](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-this/244490)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [June 1, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-this/244490 "2009-06-01T05:47:19Z")
http://bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm i so need one of these:lol --- ## [holly aircraft india + foot fetish update](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holly-aircraft-india-foot-fetish-update/244011)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [June 1, 2009, 3:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holly-aircraft-india-foot-fetish-update/244011 "2009-06-01T03:20:36Z")
hollyshitman like for 20 mins now i feellike im gonna go fuckin death, these jet fighter thigns flyin hella low at a rate of fast right over my village here and so far i think 5 to 6 passed u guys got scared in nyc ove… --- ## [Semi-local Travel/Vacation Destinations...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/semi-local-travel-vacation-destinations/244456)
**Author:** [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [June 1, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/semi-local-travel-vacation-destinations/244456 "2009-06-01T02:30:45Z")
Soooo… I thought it would be neat if people posted up some places to travel say within three or four hours driving distance, any approximate of how much it usually costs for a place to stay, and some things to do while y… --- ## [PJB lost his keys](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-lost-his-keys/244491)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 37\ **Last updated:** [June 1, 2009, 2:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-lost-his-keys/244491 "2009-06-01T02:11:52Z")
Original PJB story told by PJB himself on MUSTANG FORUMZ I got up this morning and went to my grandmother’s house in my Elantra to get my Mustang (I keep it at her house). I was having trouble getting the driver’s side… --- ## [CancelTheTU.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cancelthetu-com/244441)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [May 31, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cancelthetu-com/244441 "2009-05-31T20:14:07Z")
Anybody hear about this recently? www.cancelthetu.com I find it quite interesting and they do have a point to an extent. If nothing else the top banner Texan representation is quite amusing. Discuss. --- ## [Bitches](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bitches/244480)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [May 31, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bitches/244480 "2009-05-31T18:51:33Z")
Tonight i officially became part of Violent Running Tribe Oh fuck yeah yes i am drunk and i gave a girl a dollar for a drink and she then made out with me after i gave her the cheek ask eric or nick… america fuck yeah … --- ## [Blackberry PIN thread EXCEPT N!COLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blackberry-pin-thread-except-n-cole/244468)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [May 31, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/blackberry-pin-thread-except-n-cole/244468 "2009-05-31T15:16:58Z")
I noticed that this is the only forum I am on that doesnt have a “lets all be friends and BBmessage eachother all the time and be in our own cool little club” thread. So I’m starting one I.D.-Ronald PIN-302E26CF --- ## [Mother kills son. Twice.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mother-kills-son-twice/244304)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [May 31, 2009, 3:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mother-kills-son-twice/244304 "2009-05-31T03:42:54Z")
:wtf “She placed her hand over her son’s mouth and nose and suffocated him. She had second thoughts about what she did. She performed CPR on her son, brought him back to life and then decided to go forward with that or… --- ## [Computer Program Needed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/computer-program-needed/244322)
**Author:** [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [May 31, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/computer-program-needed/244322 "2009-05-31T03:25:32Z")
Hey guys/girls. I’m in desperate need of some good video editing and uploading software. My Sony HD cam records every movie file in .MTS and my comp doesn’t recognize it. I don’t want to convert it and risk losing qualit… --- ## [MAcGAYver](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgayver/244478)
**Author:** [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [May 30, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/macgayver/244478 "2009-05-30T19:41:36Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVoydr-ySRQ :ahh --- ## [Your Corvette is worth wat??!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-corvette-is-worth-wat/244388)
**Author:** [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)\ **Replies:** 36\ **Last updated:** [May 30, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-corvette-is-worth-wat/244388 "2009-05-30T10:37:09Z")
i’ll just leave this here http://www.kbb.com/KBB/UsedCars/PricingReport.aspx?YearId=1999&Mileage=55000&VehicleClass=UsedCar&ManufacturerId=9&ModelId=45&PriceType=Private+Party&VehicleId=5127&SelectionHistory=5127|30677|… --- ## [YMCA Anyone?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ymca-anyone/244453)
**Author:** [@beepbeep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beepbeep)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [May 30, 2009, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ymca-anyone/244453 "2009-05-30T08:17:12Z")
OK, So currently me & Lacey go to Planet Fitness. Not the happiest with it & have been looking into joining the Y. Its much closer, well like 2 mins, and seems to be better overall…minus the increased montly payment. But… --- ## [this is all](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-all/244466)
**Author:** [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [May 30, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-all/244466 "2009-05-30T08:02:02Z")
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