# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=183 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 184 --- ## [How old were you when you first had sex?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-old-were-you-when-you-first-had-sex/244289)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 201\ **Last updated:** [May 29, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-old-were-you-when-you-first-had-sex/244289 "2009-05-29T15:31:47Z")
Upon flaming a certain female on CobaltSS.net for being a whore, I was inspired to create this thread. So, how old were you? I’ll begin, I was 17, and a freshman in college. One month away from turning 18, haha. This … --- ## [Bike trails](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-trails/244416)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [May 28, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-trails/244416 "2009-05-28T16:16:01Z")
Ive been getting into riding my bike again and have been riding on some bike trails. Id like to find some other local trails besides the ones Ive been on lately. So far Ive ridden on the Niskayuna/Colonie trail and the… --- ## [FUCK BEES](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [May 28, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413 "2009-05-28T14:23:41Z")
I just stepped on a bee in my basement, I was like AHHH SHIT did I step on a piece of wire. hurt like fuck, reached down and pulled out a bee, motherfucker --- ## [singh needs help](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singh-needs-help/244415)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [May 28, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singh-needs-help/244415 "2009-05-28T12:22:44Z")
YO i ALMOST got this but im kind of lost anyone can give me some help is REALLY appreciated ! <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <status\_get\_response xmlns="http://api.facebook.com/1.0/" xmlns:xsi="http:… --- ## [Baseball faceplant?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baseball-faceplant/244429)
**Author:** [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [May 28, 2009, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/baseball-faceplant/244429 "2009-05-28T10:30:08Z")
I’m trying to find this video of a MLB player rounding 2nd base and completely face planting but I don’t know who the player was (I thought it was Cecil Fielder but I guess not). I’m pretty sure I saw this on sports cen… --- ## [you..ASSHAT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-asshat/244423)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [May 28, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-asshat/244423 "2009-05-28T06:37:14Z")
\[quote=“Murrdog9000"”\] bump for some of my favorite random stuff from japan \[/quote\] asshat --- ## [Looking for some good fishing spots !!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-some-good-fishing-spots/244311)
**Author:** [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Replies:** 60\ **Last updated:** [May 28, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-some-good-fishing-spots/244311 "2009-05-28T06:15:21Z")
like the title says, I’m looking for some good fishing spots. I just reupped my license, and I have never been fishing in the capital region. Please help a fellow member out, my GF is bugging me because there’s no fish … --- ## [You know how I know SRS BZNS is gay?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-how-i-know-srs-bzns-is-gay/244399)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [May 28, 2009, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-how-i-know-srs-bzns-is-gay/244399 "2009-05-28T05:20:12Z")
him: my tire and my blackberry arrive to me today him: now if only it would stop raining for the coldplay concert tonight :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl --- ## [New Member \*BMW inside\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-member-bmw-inside/244341)
**Author:** [@stevestruss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stevestruss)\ **Replies:** 38\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-member-bmw-inside/244341 "2009-05-27T23:36:35Z")
Whats going on? Glad I stumbled across this forum! I’ve lived in the 518 all my life and I went to H.S. with a few of the members here (LKSi,Murrrdawgg and B-ri) Anyway, I’ve had several cars in my short driving career,… --- ## [Singhs NEW sig](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-new-sig/244411)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 19\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-new-sig/244411 "2009-05-27T23:10:23Z")
I’ve been known to have some awesome sigs in the past my favorite is still the RAMBO sig… but the topic is old so it had to go However now I’de made a new sig to flex my skills and provide more information than origina… --- ## [Jose Canseco trying to compete in MMA](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jose-canseco-trying-to-compete-in-mma/244377)
**Author:** [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jose-canseco-trying-to-compete-in-mma/244377 "2009-05-27T21:42:59Z")
http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/Canseco-loses-in-1-16-injures-knee?urn=mma,165794 And for those too lazy to click the link. Mark McGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Alex Rodriguez and countless baseball players … --- ## [Travis 1 and Travis 2](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-1-and-travis-2/244406)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-1-and-travis-2/244406 "2009-05-27T19:27:30Z")
we have seen them both nekid, vwhy es diss? --- ## [Ban Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-z28lt1rocket/244357)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 57\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2009, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-z28lt1rocket/244357 "2009-05-27T11:47:39Z")
Ok… Z28LT1Rocket is not funny anymore, doesn’t provide any insight on anything at all, and is ruining this forum. So for this thread, before you make any comments please state either Ban or Don’t Ban. Then please includ… --- ## [DMV Registration Stickers...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dmv-registration-stickers/244021)
**Author:** [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dmv-registration-stickers/244021 "2009-05-27T11:10:29Z")
Just a heads up if your shit is new and is already peeling off…they sent out quite a few defective stickers, but are replacing them for free! http://capitalnews9.com/content/top\_stories/138948/dmv-addresses-inspection-r… --- ## [Peanut Jelly Butters @ gym](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peanut-jelly-butters-gym/244370)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 61\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peanut-jelly-butters-gym/244370 "2009-05-27T10:29:27Z")
been seein him there a lot lately. PJB, you needs a routine. friday it looked like u were just walking around doing whatever u thought looked good. then i see u make the same mistake every newb gym rat makes and likes t… --- ## [SONIC is finally in NY!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sonic-is-finally-in-ny/244329)
**Author:** [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)\ **Replies:** 73\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sonic-is-finally-in-ny/244329 "2009-05-27T10:01:27Z")
Apparently they finally built a sonic in Kingston and its about an hour away. Well worth the drive IMO. 251 MIRON LANE, KINGSTON, NY 12401 http://sonicdrivein.com/home.jsp --- ## [what your favorite drink?!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-your-favorite-drink/244342)
**Author:** [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-your-favorite-drink/244342 "2009-05-27T05:19:04Z")
like the title says I figured I’d start a thread about what peoples favorite drink is it can alchaholic or non-alchaholic… personally mines ronrico rum and mountain dew voltage. --- ## [sometimes i feel like a big geek...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-i-feel-like-a-big-geek/244371)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2009, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-i-feel-like-a-big-geek/244371 "2009-05-27T04:43:07Z")
when i take a look around me and realize im sitting alone in a dark room reading about anatomy font anatomy :wtf \[http://psdtuts.s3.amazonaws.com/275\_GraphicDesignWeek/Typography20mins/anatomy-diag.jpg\] \[http://psdt… --- ## [sooooooo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sooooooo/244390)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 56\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sooooooo/244390 "2009-05-26T21:31:48Z")
today i get a phone call from lt1z28rocket wanting to know if gas conducted electricity:rofl.he then procedes to ask me my opinion on a fuel pump situation he is involved in he was wanting to install a external mounted p… --- ## [Member participation: If you see a thread go OT post link here.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/member-participation-if-you-see-a-thread-go-ot-post-link-here/244298)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/member-participation-if-you-see-a-thread-go-ot-post-link-here/244298 "2009-05-26T21:14:25Z")
Due to recent events of threads going OT and an observation of bias going on, I’ve got the gears moving and grinding in my head. :ponder From now on, if there is any thread that you’ve either created, or you think has … --- ## [Dedicated Photo section?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dedicated-photo-section/243593)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 29\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dedicated-photo-section/243593 "2009-05-26T20:48:59Z")
I’m debating on having a dedicated photo/detailing section where all threads such as BadAss auto, Squid picture, motivational, dedicated race, the “Hey I just took some new pictures of the same old car with a cellphone” … --- ## [Mike Tyson's daughter dies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mike-tysons-daughter-dies/244385)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mike-tysons-daughter-dies/244385 "2009-05-26T19:16:24Z")
Pretty sad:( http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/05/26/sports/AP-BOX-Tysons-Daughter.html?\_r=1&src=twt&twt=nytimes --- ## [Z28LT1Rocket combined nonsense thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/z28lt1rocket-combined-nonsense-thread/244002)
**Author:** [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Replies:** 203\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/z28lt1rocket-combined-nonsense-thread/244002 "2009-05-26T15:34:43Z")
yes it looks like hell right now but i have everything off of it weather stripping door panels interior sail panels but body lines and gap match up and fit perfect everything is sanded smooth just waiting on the right da… --- ## [so riots in my city..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-riots-in-my-city/244373)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-riots-in-my-city/244373 "2009-05-26T11:08:08Z")
the last place i expected to have any riots or fighting, has actually ended up having just that this is from my city etc, its the main reason why i been working alot more the last few days cuz u cant go anywhere everyth… --- ## [someone want to make me a sig pic?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-want-to-make-me-a-sig-pic/244321)
**Author:** [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-want-to-make-me-a-sig-pic/244321 "2009-05-26T11:02:19Z")
im lazy and i want a cool pic of my car in my sig…you dont have to if you dont want to… just out there for anyone whos bored and likes photoshop or w/e is used these days for phun fotomaking… :ahh:vlad feel free to us… --- ## [Oh the Irony](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-irony/244337)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-the-irony/244337 "2009-05-26T07:39:05Z")
\[http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3298/torquenoyourhondacantdo.jpg\] \[http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1742/328n.jpg\] and a vid to go with it… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c49McBCqFNM another… \[http://i455.phot… --- ## [Question for SHIFT guys](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286 "2009-05-26T06:25:47Z")
So I just went into the bathroom to take a shit and I didnt have to piss so I rest my dick on my thigh cause I hate when it goes down and splash into the cold toilet bowl water. Its fucking gross and uncomfortable. But … --- ## [Looking to get a Tattoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-to-get-a-tattoo/244137)
**Author:** [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-to-get-a-tattoo/244137 "2009-05-26T05:41:22Z")
Well like it says im looking to get a tattoo before i leave next Tuesday…Im looking for some suggestions on where to go and who can get me in by then…and of course im looking for someone one who dose good work --- ## [Trooper Checkpoint on Route 7 Today](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trooper-checkpoint-on-route-7-today/244263)
**Author:** [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Replies:** 63\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trooper-checkpoint-on-route-7-today/244263 "2009-05-26T01:45:05Z")
Right in front of the old Bowler’s Club on the Niskayuna/Latham town line there’s a bunch of State Troopers set up on Route 7 checking for seatbelts, registrations, inspections, etc. Just a heads up for anyone that migh… --- ## [racist joke](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racist-joke/244343)
**Author:** [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racist-joke/244343 "2009-05-26T01:25:58Z")
2 females are sitting at a park on a bench the one ask how are we getting home. second one says my hubbys got the car. second lady asks again what vehicle is it… the guy shouts out “FOCUS” the second lady is like hes… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=182) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=184)