# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=185 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 186 --- ## [Broccoli VS Buggers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broccoli-vs-buggers/244161)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [May 19, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/broccoli-vs-buggers/244161 "2009-05-19T06:12:51Z")
Q~ Whats the difference between broccoli and buggers? A~ Kids don’t eat broccoli That is all --- ## [Best program to d/l MP3s?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-program-to-d-l-mp3s/244158)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [May 19, 2009, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-program-to-d-l-mp3s/244158 "2009-05-19T05:57:46Z")
Limewire? Frostwire? etc…? --- ## [Democratic Joke](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146)
**Author:** [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [May 19, 2009, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/democratic-joke/244146 "2009-05-19T05:56:03Z")
Someone forwarded me this e-mail below. To all my Liberal Democratic friends: I mean no disrespect: A $50 LESSON– \> \> I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she \> grows up. She said she… --- ## [FUCK AutoXing](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841)
**Author:** [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)\ **Replies:** 179\ **Last updated:** [May 18, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841 "2009-05-18T19:55:55Z")
I’m ready to be flamed… Auto Xing is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen! Lets see who can go 0-20mph the fastest around some cones in a parking lot while dudes time us with stop watches… You do realize there are tracks fo… --- ## [Re: Rc51 Debate](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/re-rc51-debate/244166)
**Author:** [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [May 18, 2009, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/re-rc51-debate/244166 "2009-05-18T09:56:53Z")
\[quote=“JRubino”"\] Bump for a well maintained bike. Fork seals were done last summer by my brother incase anyone is wondering on that as well. \[/quote\] twice no less.:retardclap shouldn’t brag about something some one… --- ## [Yo Dawg!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-dawg/244122)
**Author:** [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [May 17, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-dawg/244122 "2009-05-17T22:34:14Z")
\[http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll257/Allgo5oh/YoDawg.jpg\] --- ## [What do you want?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-want/235053)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 23\ **Last updated:** [May 17, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-want/235053 "2009-05-17T20:15:15Z")
Each user gets 5 votes. How to’s are self explanatory. DIY’s are as well Local car/bike coverage is bikes of the month and feature of reader’s rides. Car show coverage explanatory Local events/meets include AutoX da… --- ## [New Member](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-member/243295)
**Author:** [@CrotchRocketRyan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CrotchRocketRyan)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [May 17, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-member/243295 "2009-05-17T20:15:00Z")
I just wanted to say hello to everyone, and to give you all a little info about me. I was born in miami fl, and i moved here about a year ago due to a pretty bad motorcycle wreck. I drive a 97 thunderbird, and i ride a … --- ## [Site Updated](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/site-updated/241152)
**Author:** [@04goat350](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/04goat350)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [May 17, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/site-updated/241152 "2009-05-17T20:12:03Z")
I have just finished updating C3’s webpage with new pictures,bios,etc check it out www.c3autoworks.com --- ## [Jealous bitch ranting...........](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jealous-bitch-ranting/243915)
**Author:** [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Replies:** 45\ **Last updated:** [May 17, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jealous-bitch-ranting/243915 "2009-05-17T20:10:11Z")
ok so girls…fucking love drama. well most of them anyways…fuckin, this girl that i have been friends with for a while (vicky) tells me not too long ago she wants to be my “summer fling” so im just like yea shit why not. … --- ## [Newbie Here](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newbie-here/242139)
**Author:** [@JaceSTi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaceSTi)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [May 17, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newbie-here/242139 "2009-05-17T20:08:15Z")
Hello, Found this site hanging out in the iwsti.com, being a local I joined up here. I just switched from an '07 Mini Cooper S, to an '08 Subaru STi. STi is currently hibernating for the winter… drove her for three d… --- ## [East Coast Audio Concepts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/east-coast-audio-concepts/238874)
**Author:** [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [May 17, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/east-coast-audio-concepts/238874 "2009-05-17T19:59:22Z")
I’m the Shop Manager / Lead Installer and “Big John” is currently our salesman. Please Come see us for all of your Mobile Audio/Video Needs! East Coast Audio Concepts 709 Colombia Turnpike East Greenbush, NY 12061 Of… --- ## [aggravated](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aggravated/244195)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [May 17, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aggravated/244195 "2009-05-17T15:23:17Z")
so we are all on here due to us likin cars ,what do ya do when your fav p.o.s gets ya aggravated :lol like mine it aggravates the shit out of me cause it needs to be quicker than it should be and i hate it:ahh oh pjb s… --- ## [emoticons?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/emoticons/244153)
**Author:** [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [May 17, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/emoticons/244153 "2009-05-17T10:10:30Z")
theres like no emoticons that work on this site, unless its me. I went to a site that listed all the puntuations for them and only about 10% of them work. I copied an pasted them just the way they were on the other site … --- ## [Dear 94gt50](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-94gt50/244159)
**Author:** [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Replies:** 47\ **Last updated:** [May 17, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dear-94gt50/244159 "2009-05-17T05:34:03Z")
Happy Birthday and enjoy sucking dick all day --- ## [Amdisthebest!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amdisthebest/244181)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [May 15, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amdisthebest/244181 "2009-05-15T23:47:39Z")
Post the CP pics from the CCHS car show. :shifty --- ## [Discuss:](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/discuss/244078)
**Author:** [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Replies:** 53\ **Last updated:** [May 15, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/discuss/244078 "2009-05-15T07:21:29Z")
\[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/Carlisle09\_34.jpg\] --- ## [NEW access. for the grille](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-access-for-the-grille/244087)
**Author:** [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Replies:** 51\ **Last updated:** [May 15, 2009, 3:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-access-for-the-grille/244087 "2009-05-15T03:15:47Z")
grilling time is now funny. --- ## [To the woman who crapped on my seat..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-woman-who-crapped-on-my-seat/243594)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 23\ **Last updated:** [May 14, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-the-woman-who-crapped-on-my-seat/243594 "2009-05-14T22:05:10Z")
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that. I thought we had chemi… --- ## [Fml](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fml/244142)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [May 14, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fml/244142 "2009-05-14T15:26:12Z")
Well before winter my next door neighbor had all our trees cut down on the side of our house, we agreed as its on our property line as well and well they pose a hazzard to both our houses… Well today someone came to rem… --- ## [1stgen vs. the world S.T. come to my neighborhood](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1stgen-vs-the-world-s-t-come-to-my-neighborhood/243909)
**Author:** [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\ **Replies:** 256\ **Last updated:** [May 13, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1stgen-vs-the-world-s-t-come-to-my-neighborhood/243909 "2009-05-13T20:36:21Z")
As it states…anyone…and i mean anyone who thinks they can challenge me to a timed automotive contest. I will allow you to co-drive my car at an auto-x, run the event in my car against me in the same class. YOU must hav… --- ## [Split: F$@k your car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/split-f-k-your-car/244115)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 19\ **Last updated:** [May 13, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/split-f-k-your-car/244115 "2009-05-13T17:07:36Z")
fuck your car --- ## [Massages](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/massages/244109)
**Author:** [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [May 13, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/massages/244109 "2009-05-13T15:44:35Z")
Just wanted to let everyone know if you’re ever in need of a real massage check out Back in Balance Therapeutic Massage in clifton park. I just got done with a 30 min. deep tissue massage and have never felt better. Pr… --- ## [My balls itch](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 38\ **Last updated:** [May 13, 2009, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-balls-itch/244089 "2009-05-13T12:18:11Z")
Anyone know how to fix this? --- ## [I just got caught....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-got-caught/244104)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 52\ **Last updated:** [May 13, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-got-caught/244104 "2009-05-13T11:52:19Z")
looking at one of the hottest girls’ ass that I have ever seen. Seriously, Im sitting in the library, looking around and at least 75% of the girls here are hot. Im trying to study, but it seems impossible because all I w… --- ## [House project content inside.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/house-project-content-inside/244120)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [May 13, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/house-project-content-inside/244120 "2009-05-13T07:54:43Z")
So this is the beginning of the end. \[http://lh6.ggpht.com/\_7gP8To3oCCU/SgpBp9Jg4uI/AAAAAAAABHg/4xprv5Hit34/s800/yodawgbathroom.jpg\] --- ## [Internet Flamer, to Felon?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/internet-flamer-to-felon/244099)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [May 13, 2009, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/internet-flamer-to-felon/244099 "2009-05-13T07:50:01Z")
A little known bill is now causing a firestorm among free speech experts An internet bill re-introduced in Congress by Representative Linda Sanchez aims to turn internet flaming and harassment into a felony, with a grow… --- ## [PJB loves fatties up front.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-loves-fatties-up-front/244093)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [May 13, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-loves-fatties-up-front/244093 "2009-05-13T06:26:39Z")
Fuck it then. Id need a set of 4. --- ## [Joey k20 doing stanky leg](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joey-k20-doing-stanky-leg/243934)
**Author:** [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Replies:** 61\ **Last updated:** [May 12, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joey-k20-doing-stanky-leg/243934 "2009-05-12T16:14:33Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNcleKLBOb4&feature=related --- ## [amityville horror?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amityville-horror/244080)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 23\ **Last updated:** [May 12, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amityville-horror/244080 "2009-05-12T12:56:11Z")
So Saturday I wanted to find the Amityville horror house so we looked up the address and found it after a lot of looking. They hid there address now so people don’t come by there house like tourists, aka me. So while dow… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=184) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=186)