# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=188 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 189 --- ## [New Member](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-member/243813)
**Author:** [@Car\_Fool\_Report](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Car_Fool_Report)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [May 1, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-member/243813 "2009-05-01T05:52:39Z")
Wuz goin on everyone. My boi Murrdog9000 told me about this site when he was tryin to teach me about cars. I’m always wanted to learn/fix up/drive cars but I just never really had that chance so at this point in my life … --- ## [I think im going nuts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-nuts/243855)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [May 1, 2009, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-nuts/243855 "2009-05-01T05:13:32Z")
So i swear I just posted in Ninety1Two40’s build thread about downpipe gaskets… Now I cant find it… and I feel like im loosing my fuckin mind… No bullshit I swear I was reading shit, that i just went back and it does… --- ## [Want to Borrow...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-borrow/243901)
**Author:** [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Replies:** 34\ **Last updated:** [April 30, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-borrow/243901 "2009-04-30T22:18:20Z")
Big ass tent by tommarow. I know its wicked short notice but if anyone has a hookup, let me know. Can return it saturday morning. Thanks Something like this (doesnt have to be as fancy at all, need it pretty big tho): \[… --- ## [I hate old people](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-old-people/243886)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [April 30, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-old-people/243886 "2009-04-30T20:40:32Z")
So I wake up late today, FUCK, and I have to get to class. So I do my morning shit and jump on the road. Im not sure if any of you know where Pinewoods avenue is but thats the road I take to get to 787. So as Im driving … --- ## [New Member](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-member/243866)
**Author:** [@gvmopar86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gvmopar86)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [April 30, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-member/243866 "2009-04-30T18:25:07Z")
Hey everyone, Im new here. Im from Albany, and I am a lover of all cars, from rice burners to muscle cars. I own a 2004 Dodge intrepid, nothing special. I am in the beginning stages of getting myself muscle car, but that… --- ## [Just wondering](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-wondering/243856)
**Author:** [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [April 30, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-wondering/243856 "2009-04-30T15:42:30Z")
…If you get swine flu and bird flu, does that mean pigs can fly? commence: \[http://i40.tinypic.com/2djcapc.gif\] --- ## [Bruised cock:(](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [April 30, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bruised-cock/243724 "2009-04-30T14:07:41Z")
Was having secks last night, and the bitch bent my cock off to a 90 for a second when she came down wrong. 1" diameter bruise now…:eek --- ## [Respected World Economist Gerald Celente: "Total U.S. economic collapse in 9 months"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/respected-world-economist-gerald-celente-total-u-s-economic-collapse-in-9-months/243830)
**Author:** [@St2SC\_dCobalt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/St2SC_dCobalt)\ **Replies:** 23\ **Last updated:** [April 30, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/respected-world-economist-gerald-celente-total-u-s-economic-collapse-in-9-months/243830 "2009-04-30T11:56:55Z")
Gerald Celente Predicts Economic Armageddon by 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2qDW34Fr64 Mr. Celente goes on to say: “We are going into a Great Depression. By 2012, there will be massive unemployment, Bank holid… --- ## [Evo and unsecured loans... WTF..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-and-unsecured-loans-wtf/243954)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [April 29, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-and-unsecured-loans-wtf/243954 "2009-04-29T22:47:04Z")
\[quote=“big red”"\] bump for a sick ride, murdoggg might want this to add to his POS ford collection \[/quote\] damnnnn… way to much tdi\_logik nutswinging going on these days at first it was just me vs. pete… then kram… --- ## [rwd tires](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rwd-tires/243850)
**Author:** [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [April 29, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rwd-tires/243850 "2009-04-29T20:44:11Z")
wat kind of tire are you rwd guys running? i need new tires and not sure wat to get? size, brand, and how you like them… would be sweet! --- ## [Vick would fit right in here in Albany](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vick-would-fit-right-in-here-in-albany/243840)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 38\ **Last updated:** [April 29, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vick-would-fit-right-in-here-in-albany/243840 "2009-04-29T20:18:35Z")
http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slug=ap-arenateam-vickoffer&prov=ap&type=lgns --- ## [See the Motorcycle?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/see-the-motorcycle/243825)
**Author:** [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [April 29, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/see-the-motorcycle/243825 "2009-04-29T18:13:52Z")
Ouch… http://random13579.blogspot.com/2007/10/see-motorcycle.html --- ## [Cossey needs these for the Skyline](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-needs-these-for-the-skyline/243820)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 44\ **Last updated:** [April 29, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cossey-needs-these-for-the-skyline/243820 "2009-04-29T11:50:18Z")
http://www.rhdjapan.com/jdm-low/Nismo-Carbon-Bucket-Seat-Set-R35-GT-R-55951 Srsly… let me know what catches your eye about these seats… --- ## [look mom, i got 2 dicks!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/look-mom-i-got-2-dicks/243837)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [April 29, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/look-mom-i-got-2-dicks/243837 "2009-04-29T08:49:07Z")
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/04/06/child-born-penis-middle/ --- ## [I need your opinions, ladies and gentlemen](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-your-opinions-ladies-and-gentlemen/243811)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 76\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-your-opinions-ladies-and-gentlemen/243811 "2009-04-28T19:42:38Z")
Is this car a flying hunk of shit or what? \[http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/tdipower4me/kevsshittyt-bird.jpg\] other posts in this thread are NWS thanks to joey :facepalm :lol --- ## [Split: St2'Baltqueerlovesthedealership Vs Shift regulars](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/split-st2baltqueerlovesthedealership-vs-shift-regulars/243814)
**Author:** [@St2SC\_dCobalt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/St2SC_dCobalt)\ **Replies:** 44\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/split-st2baltqueerlovesthedealership-vs-shift-regulars/243814 "2009-04-28T17:29:21Z")
\[quote=“88slowmarro”"\] ahahahahahahahaha:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl.i hope ya liked it \[/quote\] Well, I certainly don’t like the price. But seeing how my car is still under warranty, I don’t want to chance messing it up by … --- ## [SmokinSS Vs THE WORLD ROUND 10905865484882](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smokinss-vs-the-world-round-10905865484882/243534)
**Author:** [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Replies:** 178\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smokinss-vs-the-world-round-10905865484882/243534 "2009-04-28T14:26:39Z")
The civic never got a clean run. The camaro got the jump every time they tried to race --- ## [click link and save an animal](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/click-link-and-save-an-animal/243836)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/click-link-and-save-an-animal/243836 "2009-04-28T14:10:52Z")
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3&link=ctg\_ars\_home\_from\_ars\_thankyou\_leftnav\_logo --- ## [Eating out of toilets and bedpans? YES!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eating-out-of-toilets-and-bedpans-yes/243831)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eating-out-of-toilets-and-bedpans-yes/243831 "2009-04-28T13:49:33Z")
Modern Toilet is a restaurant in Taipei, Taiwan with a modern decor and a full-on toilet theme. All 100 seats in the crowded diner are made from toilet bowls, not chairs. . Sink faucets and gender-coded “WC” signs appear… --- ## [Pictures help sell a car, right?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pictures-help-sell-a-car-right/243803)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pictures-help-sell-a-car-right/243803 "2009-04-28T11:55:05Z")
Well maybe not this picture: \[http://images.craigslist.org/3k13m93p9ZZZZZZZZZ94r6fa50727e59c1bf7.jpg\] http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1143191188.html --- ## [Better than FML](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/better-than-fml/243828)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/better-than-fml/243828 "2009-04-28T11:48:36Z")
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ (310): I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.:rofl --- ## [Keep your small dogs on a leash..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-your-small-dogs-on-a-leash/243823)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-your-small-dogs-on-a-leash/243823 "2009-04-28T10:41:04Z")
…or this might happen. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090428/ap\_on\_fe\_st/odd\_chihuahua\_touchdown :lol --- ## [I have a life changing conundrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739 "2009-04-28T06:29:01Z")
Dear shift518, As I was sitting here discussing the intricacies or changing the faucet of a kitchen sink with my slant eyed asian friend here I was enblugended with a sudden conundrum. If a man were to substitute his f… --- ## [suggestions for local shops?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/suggestions-for-local-shops/243784)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/suggestions-for-local-shops/243784 "2009-04-28T05:33:57Z")
so the oil pump went on the camaro yesterday. the motor has 7k miles on it (jasper motor) and is still under warranty…fuck doing it myself, haha. Anyone have any suggestions for good local shops? --- ## [Irish Drinking Stereotypes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irish-drinking-stereotypes/243792)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2009, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irish-drinking-stereotypes/243792 "2009-04-28T04:33:22Z")
I was just wondering what stereotypes come to mind when thinking of the Irish and drinking. --- ## [Heidi VS Loren Conrad](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heidi-vs-loren-conrad/243698)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 22\ **Last updated:** [April 27, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heidi-vs-loren-conrad/243698 "2009-04-27T20:25:10Z")
\[quote=“lconrad”"\] i have an old clutch and flywheel… \[/quote\] i just realized u have the same initials as lauren conrad. :eek3 shes hot! any relation? --- ## [2010 Camaro gets mysterious brake weights](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2010-camaro-gets-mysterious-brake-weights/243806)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [April 27, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2010-camaro-gets-mysterious-brake-weights/243806 "2009-04-27T19:00:53Z")
Anyone else see this? http://jalopnik.com/5222908/2010-chevy-camaro-gets-mysterious-brake-weights --- ## [holy fockkkkkkk](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-fockkkkkkk/243746)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [April 27, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-fockkkkkkk/243746 "2009-04-27T18:46:49Z")
so on the way home from the lot myself and jar ,richie are havin a briskfull run for the hell of it when all of a sudden at about “edit nevermind” get slammed at a rd block on the northway wit 2 other cars .some wack dec… --- ## [sweet ride](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweet-ride/243773)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [April 27, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweet-ride/243773 "2009-04-27T17:11:12Z")
http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1140636488.html \[http://images.craigslist.org/3n33k83pfZZZZZZZZZ94q90182b7372991f85.jpg\] --- ## [Some Flicks From Sunday](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-flicks-from-sunday/243657)
**Author:** [@iRockEP3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iRockEP3)\ **Replies:** 98\ **Last updated:** [April 27, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-flicks-from-sunday/243657 "2009-04-27T15:26:42Z")
Me an a couple friends of mine \[http://i44.tinypic.com/sg4uoj.jpg\] mMMMmmmmmugen \[http://i41.tinypic.com/4r6zqe.jpg\] S2breez \[http://i42.tinypic.com/2vjqz4g.jpg\] \[http://i42.tinypic.com/339htt4.jpg\] my favv \[http… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=187) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=189)