# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=198 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 199 --- ## [Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-sues-says-his-tears-no-cancer-cure/242860)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [March 17, 2009, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chuck-norris-sues-says-his-tears-no-cancer-cure/242860 "2009-03-17T23:02:33Z")
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2129580420071222 :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol Some people just don’t know what a joke or a parody is. --- ## [Omfg it runs!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-it-runs/242835)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 29\ **Last updated:** [March 17, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/omfg-it-runs/242835 "2009-03-17T08:49:58Z")
So my car runs, heres video Nothing leaks Except some air which is causing it to stall, I still havent tracked down the leak due to me havint he kid to myself and shes being cranky http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9ZS… --- ## [ATTN: srs bzns...no really look.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-srs-bzns-no-really-look/242460)
**Author:** [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Replies:** 50\ **Last updated:** [March 17, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-srs-bzns-no-really-look/242460 "2009-03-17T08:11:02Z")
http://www.hondamarketplace.com/showthread.php?t=2507142 and for those of you among us who are lazy fucks… ok, here it is. 1992 lexus sc300 180k on the body 60k on the motor-2jz aftermarket lower compression head g… --- ## [Anyone have a tow dolly that I could borrow for a day?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have-a-tow-dolly-that-i-could-borrow-for-a-day/242850)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [March 17, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have-a-tow-dolly-that-i-could-borrow-for-a-day/242850 "2009-03-17T07:29:07Z")
Just figured out I have spring break next week. Thought to myself awsome this will be a great time to get the headgasket done and swap the 5spd into my other car. Call up my friend to figure out his trailer is being us… --- ## [Official Shift: Ask Advice Dog Hotline](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [March 17, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shift-ask-advice-dog-hotline/242839 "2009-03-17T06:27:04Z")
Ask Advice dog a question and he shall answer. Advice dog what should I eat for dinner? \[http://www.neosoft.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=ORDER+PIZZA&line2=PAY+WITH+SNAKES\] --- ## [gay cobalts and manbearpig](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-cobalts-and-manbearpig/242848)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [March 16, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gay-cobalts-and-manbearpig/242848 "2009-03-16T22:03:18Z")
Nos. I need Nos. --- ## [Will F's: You're Welcome America](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-fs-youre-welcome-america/242803)
**Author:** [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [March 16, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-fs-youre-welcome-america/242803 "2009-03-16T17:45:29Z")
is HILARIOUS. I think I pissed myself. True story. --- ## [Hell ya I grunt when I get my swell on...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hell-ya-i-grunt-when-i-get-my-swell-on/242845)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [March 16, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hell-ya-i-grunt-when-i-get-my-swell-on/242845 "2009-03-16T13:34:10Z")
\[quote=“TurboTravis”"\] Both the Evo and STI look stupid, but there is just so much more you can do with the Evo platform. \[/quote\] your avatar looks stupid --- ## [Bad news about singh-Possibly the worst thread idea ever.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-news-about-singh-possibly-the-worst-thread-idea-ever/242826)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [March 16, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bad-news-about-singh-possibly-the-worst-thread-idea-ever/242826 "2009-03-16T10:50:12Z")
So I just got word singh passed away this morning in a car accident in india. His brother called me a few mins ago. Not quite sure what happend but we wont know much of anything for awhile, I guess indian police officers… --- ## [Discuss:](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/discuss/242809)
**Author:** [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [March 16, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/discuss/242809 "2009-03-16T10:20:20Z")
\[http://www.banpei.net/files/sa60\_carina\_firevan\_stretched\_tires\_thumbnail\_500px.jpg\] --- ## [\*\`\*' NEED A JOB HIRE ME or let me know ware to find a job'\*\`\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822)
**Author:** [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [March 16, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hire-me-or-let-me-know-ware-to-find-a-job/242822 "2009-03-16T07:48:40Z")
edited for the lack of spelling correctly --- ## [I can haz cheeseburger sub](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-can-haz-cheeseburger-sub/242771)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [March 16, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-can-haz-cheeseburger-sub/242771 "2009-03-16T07:33:00Z")
This sub was fucking amazeing Cheeseburger sub with bacon yumm \[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/Shady195/09-42.jpg\] --- ## [Top 10 MMA injuries of all time...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-mma-injuries-of-all-time/242808)
**Author:** [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [March 15, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-10-mma-injuries-of-all-time/242808 "2009-03-15T15:43:21Z")
…wow http://sports.espn.go.com/extra/mma/news/story?id=3981250 --- ## [attn: faggot in the pos tonight outside my house](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-faggot-in-the-pos-tonight-outside-my-house/242745)
**Author:** [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Replies:** 79\ **Last updated:** [March 15, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-faggot-in-the-pos-tonight-outside-my-house/242745 "2009-03-15T15:23:32Z")
sweet job at dragging your rear wheels in your failure of an attempt to do a burnout in front of my house, not once, but twice. seriously go fuck urself. i hope the pop i heard was your motor blowing up and your car then… --- ## [6ot wat!?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6ot-wat/242765)
**Author:** [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [March 15, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6ot-wat/242765 "2009-03-15T13:47:26Z")
Did anyone else watch the damn Syracuse/UConn game last night? SIX OVERTIMES!? REALLY!? I was ripping my hair out watching. :ohnoes The thing is, I really don’t get that into sports, but once I started watching this ga… --- ## [Should I get a BlackBerry Curve 8330 (Verizon)?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/should-i-get-a-blackberry-curve-8330-verizon/242768)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 34\ **Last updated:** [March 15, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/should-i-get-a-blackberry-curve-8330-verizon/242768 "2009-03-15T12:26:26Z")
Y/N All I want is a phone with mobile broadband, no touch bullshit, decent camera, email, good voice clarity, and a good speakerphone. Is this win y/n I’m NOT blowing $400 on the HTC Pro. and I can get this one for f… --- ## [Rankin's Audi adventure today](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rankins-audi-adventure-today/242789)
**Author:** [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [March 15, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rankins-audi-adventure-today/242789 "2009-03-15T07:56:06Z")
so yea i was towing the audi up to clifton park with my exploder and then the tow strap snapped in the last little stretch so then the car had to be pushed and this is what came of it… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOO… --- ## [People are genuine scumbags...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 100\ **Last updated:** [March 14, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756 "2009-03-14T23:50:54Z")
As most of you know, I live in a decent part of Colonie. A part of town where you don’t have to worry about people ruining things, and you can leave your car outside running with the keys in it and don’t have to worry ab… --- ## [I'm done playin in Obamanomics](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-done-playin-in-obamanomics/242525)
**Author:** [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Replies:** 406\ **Last updated:** [March 14, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-done-playin-in-obamanomics/242525 "2009-03-14T22:37:02Z")
Sold 85% of my stock holdings in the past 2 weeks… a holding that dropped 52% since Obama was nominated. A few Dogs really killed the average and are not related to him (Sirius went form $7 to a quarter). He has propo… --- ## [Movie: Taken](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/movie-taken/242780)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [March 14, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/movie-taken/242780 "2009-03-14T17:34:38Z")
Cant stop Raving about this movie. Me and Heather finally got out to see it. (Free movies FTW!) But its an Awesome movie. Action/Suspense throughout the whole movie. Haven’t seen a movie in a while that kept me attached… --- ## [Dkm](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dkm/242783)
**Author:** [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [March 14, 2009, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dkm/242783 "2009-03-14T16:24:03Z")
anyone else go to the Murphys show?? i think i saw elliot there with a couple other people. just curious what u guys thought of it… --- ## [Stripper Tax?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751)
**Author:** [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [March 14, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stripper-tax/242751 "2009-03-14T11:34:37Z")
So watching the news today at lunch and I see the “Stripper Tax”. http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/stripper.tax.pole.2.955841.html?detectflash=false This got me wondering what else is coming. “Bicycle” tax. http://www.b… --- ## [Okay, who does the lookback?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-who-does-the-lookback/242737)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 47\ **Last updated:** [March 14, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-who-does-the-lookback/242737 "2009-03-14T09:09:24Z")
I know everyone on this forum is guilty of it. You park your car, and after you get out and are walking away from it you look back at it. Once, twice, shit maybe even three or more times:lol Its like a habit. Who else … --- ## [LOCKED THREADS! COMMUNISM! And late night banter.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/locked-threads-communism-and-late-night-banter/242522)
**Author:** [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Replies:** 141\ **Last updated:** [March 13, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/locked-threads-communism-and-late-night-banter/242522 "2009-03-13T20:21:02Z")
What? --- ## [Wtf?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf/242736)
**Author:** [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [March 13, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf/242736 "2009-03-13T19:50:13Z")
I hear there’s a vid of Travis or something. LINK bishes? And rep if it’s funny. --- ## [Tonight](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tonight/242760)
**Author:** [@xtremeangel02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xtremeangel02)\ **Replies:** 37\ **Last updated:** [March 13, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tonight/242760 "2009-03-13T17:20:18Z")
anyone feel like goin out tonight?? I have a horrible craving for a Pina Colada for some reason…any suggestions on where they sell good ones?? all are welcome to come out --- ## [street racing vs tapout](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/street-racing-vs-tapout/242746)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 43\ **Last updated:** [March 13, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/street-racing-vs-tapout/242746 "2009-03-13T16:50:53Z")
street racing 1 tapout 0 http://mmajunkie.com/news/14232/tapouts-mask-killed-in-early-morning-auto-accident.mma --- ## [trevor or psi2high and mk430r](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trevor-or-psi2high-and-mk430r/242784)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [March 13, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trevor-or-psi2high-and-mk430r/242784 "2009-03-13T15:47:55Z")
fuck you both my balls hurt ,game on :wink: --- ## [Fast and Furious April 3rd](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-and-furious-april-3rd/242782)
**Author:** [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [March 13, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-and-furious-april-3rd/242782 "2009-03-13T13:33:09Z")
anyone going to see this?? i wanna go just to see if they can redeem themselves…tokyo drift was cool, but 2f2f was GAY!!! --- ## [Transporter 3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/transporter-3/242770)
**Author:** [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [March 13, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/transporter-3/242770 "2009-03-13T12:43:46Z")
Worth the blu ray pick up? Who saw it. However, on an unrelated note Resident Evil: 5 comes out today… that WILL be purchased. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=197) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=199)