# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=203 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 204 --- ## [T61 Turbo FS Off-topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/t61-turbo-fs-off-topic/242411)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [February 25, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/t61-turbo-fs-off-topic/242411 "2009-02-25T14:12:13Z")
I hate you. --- ## [Is that thing your wife?!?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 108\ **Last updated:** [February 25, 2009, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294 "2009-02-25T11:35:04Z")
\[quote=“addikted2wips”"\] Pm me a price for the whole car i need a donor for my wifes beretta… Very interested!! \[/quote\] that thing is your wife?!?! --- ## [I'm not sure what happened here...though I know I was bored and motivated](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-not-sure-what-happened-here-though-i-know-i-was-bored-and-motivated/242363)
**Author:** [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [February 25, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-not-sure-what-happened-here-though-i-know-i-was-bored-and-motivated/242363 "2009-02-25T11:18:38Z")
\[19:28\] jjwm82: was talkigngasdjfkaJDFK TO ADAM ON THE PHONE \[19:28\] jjwm82: caps for you \[19:28\] jjwm82: lol \[19:29\] krazykaos137: … \[19:29\] krazykaos137: wow. \[19:29\] jjwm82: i’m not nuts \[19:29\] jjwm82: i’m almo… --- ## [Who hangs out at Shift518 instead of work?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-hangs-out-at-shift518-instead-of-work/242376)
**Author:** [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Replies:** 61\ **Last updated:** [February 25, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-hangs-out-at-shift518-instead-of-work/242376 "2009-02-25T07:16:22Z")
So who hangs out on shift during their work shift? I spend wayyy more time on here while at work then at home. --- ## [More Budget Cuts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/more-budget-cuts/242379)
**Author:** [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [February 25, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/more-budget-cuts/242379 "2009-02-25T05:54:16Z")
Got this in an email: "DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS, AND THE RISING COST OF UTILITIES, THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. Sincerely, The Government" hahaha. I lol… --- ## [Lunch time adventure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lunch-time-adventure/242249)
**Author:** [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Replies:** 151\ **Last updated:** [February 25, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lunch-time-adventure/242249 "2009-02-25T01:28:57Z")
so me, and my two dogs went into my living room and everything was cool until we stopped at my computer, so what does cliff decide to do? check his email ! what do I get when I click something…VIAGRA OFFER… I was like … --- ## [Nitro Circus](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nitro-circus/242382)
**Author:** [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Replies:** 44\ **Last updated:** [February 24, 2009, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nitro-circus/242382 "2009-02-24T14:06:30Z")
Just throwin it out there, This is my new favorite F’n show! those guys are absolutely insane! --- ## [14 Thousand dollars for a turn table? Why not!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/14-thousand-dollars-for-a-turn-table-why-not/242378)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [February 24, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/14-thousand-dollars-for-a-turn-table-why-not/242378 "2009-02-24T12:30:50Z")
\[http://www.audioturntable.com/images/lt4.jpg\] http://www.audioturntable.com/purchase/index.html WOW I’d pay like 700 for that, its 2009, shit doesn’t cost that much to make now. Maybe back in '89 it was worth 14k. Th… --- ## [FS: 03 vw jetta off-topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-03-vw-jetta-off-topic/242386)
**Author:** [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [February 24, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-03-vw-jetta-off-topic/242386 "2009-02-24T11:52:58Z")
YOur selling yours to WTF !! Ha well i guess ill be the only one of the 3 still loving there dub --- ## [I'm bored, so I thought I would share](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-so-i-thought-i-would-share/242371)
**Author:** [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [February 24, 2009, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-so-i-thought-i-would-share/242371 "2009-02-24T09:04:22Z")
This post is a bit over due, but I proposed to my girlfriend a few weekends ago in the city. It was a complete surprise to her, I handed the camera to a friend to take a picture of us together then got on my knee for a … --- ## [Prime Rib](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prime-rib/242172)
**Author:** [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [February 24, 2009, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prime-rib/242172 "2009-02-24T05:56:34Z")
…and beers are delicious. I’ll be getting some at Appletini’s on Central Ave tonight. Feel free to join, we should be rolling through around 6:30 and staying til they close around 11pm! --- ## [Tint ticket](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tint-ticket/242306)
**Author:** [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [February 23, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tint-ticket/242306 "2009-02-23T17:41:07Z")
How much does it cost if i just send it in plead guilty? I dont have the time to plead not guilty and go to court. --- ## [Mighty Putty Remix](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mighty-putty-remix/242348)
**Author:** [@04goat350](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/04goat350)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [February 23, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mighty-putty-remix/242348 "2009-02-23T16:49:20Z")
http://www.break.com/index/alternate-might-putty-commercial.html --- ## [I was playing mario kart today...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-playing-mario-kart-today/239217)
**Author:** [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Replies:** 52\ **Last updated:** [February 23, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-playing-mario-kart-today/239217 "2009-02-23T15:18:01Z")
and totally got a boner. My gf unlocked a new character. \[http://rds.yahoo.com/\_ylt=A0WTb\_4XPOBITIABIw.jzbkF/SIG=123oodncs/EXP=1222741399/\*\*http%3A//www.pinkgodzillagames.com/news/birdo.jpg\] shes fuckin hott… plus her … --- ## [ROFL @ how true this is....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-how-true-this-is/242345)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [February 23, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rofl-how-true-this-is/242345 "2009-02-23T14:51:59Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S12z6hxa5cw&eurl=http://www.joystiq.com/2009/02/22/the-whitest-kids-u-know-answer-the-call-of-duty/ Fucking Noobs rofl :rofl:rofl --- ## [we need this sign](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-need-this-sign/242322)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 49\ **Last updated:** [February 23, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-need-this-sign/242322 "2009-02-23T12:41:56Z")
\[http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9084/construction7axa3.jpg\] just for the peace of mind:lol --- ## [Small block twin turbo\> shift haters](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-block-twin-turbo-shift-haters/242109)
**Author:** [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\ **Replies:** 366\ **Last updated:** [February 23, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-block-twin-turbo-shift-haters/242109 "2009-02-23T09:20:39Z")
this goes out to Mk4 30R, PJB, slowLT terd, and apparetly hook on is a hater now too . thanks for being giant douches. --- ## [holy shit](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 23\ **Last updated:** [February 23, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit/242328 "2009-02-23T07:52:37Z")
yeah so i shaved my balls this afternoon and i cant belive how much bigger it looks ,i do recomend this to everyone now:thumbup --- ## [Wow so definitely got the WORST virus evar tonight.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-so-definitely-got-the-worst-virus-evar-tonight/242293)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [February 23, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-so-definitely-got-the-worst-virus-evar-tonight/242293 "2009-02-23T05:43:06Z")
Yea so I’m hosting a LAN party for some homies tomorrow, so I’m browsing egotastic (tits + 52" HDTV FTMFW) as usual. I close my browser and walk into the kitchen to do some dishes blah blah blah. I heard a couple beeps… … --- ## [14 Y.O. Killed by .. wait what?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/14-y-o-killed-by-wait-what/242286)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [February 23, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/14-y-o-killed-by-wait-what/242286 "2009-02-23T05:34:56Z")
http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/hP8G7zH8kf0/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes Well, stories don’t get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending c… --- ## [No front plate ticket](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-front-plate-ticket/241863)
**Author:** [@Oleg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oleg)\ **Replies:** 32\ **Last updated:** [February 23, 2009, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-front-plate-ticket/241863 "2009-02-23T05:09:11Z")
So I got handed one of those on the way to work yesterday. I had the plate in the car and showed it to the cop, since the front bumper cover was replaced (it’s not even painted, black primer) and it doesn’t have have ho… --- ## [paging bimmerforums members!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paging-bimmerforums-members/242185)
**Author:** [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Replies:** 85\ **Last updated:** [February 22, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paging-bimmerforums-members/242185 "2009-02-22T13:39:16Z")
is bf.c acting all sorts of fucked up for you? every other day i try to load it and it has some sort of problem going on… --- ## [Free M3 - Part III](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-m3-part-iii/242311)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [February 22, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-m3-part-iii/242311 "2009-02-22T13:13:00Z")
saw Jclark’s thread and reminded me of another actually FREE M3 I found on CL :ninja http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/968512408.html Free 1998 BMW M3 Date: 2008-12-23, 7:41PM PST Should buff out however if … --- ## [spotted slomarrow in the camaro and mclaren workin on his mclaren and a...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spotted-slomarrow-in-the-camaro-and-mclaren-workin-on-his-mclaren-and-a/241784)
**Author:** [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [February 22, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spotted-slomarrow-in-the-camaro-and-mclaren-workin-on-his-mclaren-and-a/241784 "2009-02-22T10:14:01Z")
caprice doin caprice things yo \[http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/tdipower4me/IMG\_0142.jpg\] \[http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/tdipower4me/IMG\_0149.jpg\] \[http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/tdipower4me/IMG\_0… --- ## [What did you eat today.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-eat-today/242104)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 61\ **Last updated:** [February 21, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-eat-today/242104 "2009-02-21T23:59:42Z")
Breakfast: -3 Egglands best eggs, scambled -1/2 cup blue berries -1/2 strawberries -Glob of some new cheesecake yogurt. actually better tasting then what i thought it was gunna taste. -And of course my diet Lipton g… --- ## [Serious Bite](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/serious-bite/242302)
**Author:** [@RSeX119](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RSeX119)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [February 21, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/serious-bite/242302 "2009-02-21T20:56:27Z")
Be aware. There are some pretty cool surgery pics after this 13 yr old got bit by a rattlesnake. http://www.eyecatchypics.com/2008/10/11/dengerous-rattlesnake-bite/ --- ## [HOUSE PARTY either 2/27 or 2/28](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/house-party-either-2-27-or-2-28/242277)
**Author:** [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [February 21, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/house-party-either-2-27-or-2-28/242277 "2009-02-21T17:44:51Z")
So im out of my old house completely and place still has power and heat till the end of the month so im gonna throw 1 last party there its gonna be either friday 2/27 or sat 2/28 whatever is better for everyone… anyone… --- ## [official scams found on craigslist/interwebz thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-scams-found-on-craigslist-interwebz-thread/242303)
**Author:** [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [February 21, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-scams-found-on-craigslist-interwebz-thread/242303 "2009-02-21T17:25:08Z")
1995 Toyota Supra 3.0 Liter Turbo - $4900 Equipment:-Power Door Locks-Cruise Control-ABS-Power Steering-AM/FM Radio-Cassette-Air Conditioning-Power Windows- All new wear hard parts including brake master, slave, lines, … --- ## [just installed linux](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-installed-linux/242267)
**Author:** [@imported\_hybrdthry91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_hybrdthry91)\ **Replies:** 43\ **Last updated:** [February 21, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-installed-linux/242267 "2009-02-21T11:57:24Z")
just installed linux on my computer. fresh install of ubuntu 8.10. after a nightmare of getting all the right drivers to install for video cards and wireless adapters and learning how to use the command line in conjuncti… --- ## [Sports Team Bus Crashes on Mass Pike](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sports-team-bus-crashes-on-mass-pike/242265)
**Author:** [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [February 21, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sports-team-bus-crashes-on-mass-pike/242265 "2009-02-21T11:00:18Z")
The Albany River Rats bus crashed into a guide rail and rolled over on their way back from a game in Lowell, Ma outside Boston. I found out when my emails said the Friday game was postponed. Couple players had serious in… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=202) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=204)