# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=206 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 207 --- ## [DD and bringing home drunks](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dd-and-bringing-home-drunks/242110)
**Author:** [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [February 15, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dd-and-bringing-home-drunks/242110 "2009-02-15T10:54:49Z")
So last night I was stuck driving again. Long story short, went to the bar, brought some friends home. Last one puked in the back of my 6 month old truck about 500 feet from his house. FML --- ## [Shooting today was awesome.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shooting-today-was-awesome/242120)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [February 15, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shooting-today-was-awesome/242120 "2009-02-15T10:41:55Z")
Nice to meet you JVG, and good to see you again Cossey. DJ, always a pleasure, thanks for the invite. That is all. --- ## [Tax returns 2009](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-2009/242134)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 46\ **Last updated:** [February 15, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tax-returns-2009/242134 "2009-02-15T10:14:25Z")
Whats everyone waisting it on. For me- New shed $422.20 couple small car parts ~$150 altogether Trip for me and the wifey to either FL or FL keys for a week. Suspension stuff or rims… Talking to my dads friend, mig… --- ## [PJB says:](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-says/242129)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [February 15, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-says/242129 "2009-02-15T07:54:41Z")
enough --- ## [local pedo alert](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-pedo-alert/242123)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [February 15, 2009, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/local-pedo-alert/242123 "2009-02-15T07:47:57Z")
this guy like youngins --- ## [Who in their right mind made Brett a mod??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-in-their-right-mind-made-brett-a-mod/242125)
**Author:** [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Replies:** 41\ **Last updated:** [February 15, 2009, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-in-their-right-mind-made-brett-a-mod/242125 "2009-02-15T07:41:33Z")
:lol :tongue Discuss. Every thread i wanna bash mofos in is now closed:banghead --- ## [Im glad I wsant this young](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-glad-i-wsant-this-young/242082)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-glad-i-wsant-this-young/242082 "2009-02-14T21:35:13Z")
Holy fuck that shit http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece --- ## [is there something I'm missing here?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-something-im-missing-here/242111)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-something-im-missing-here/242111 "2009-02-14T21:29:23Z")
Found this online, engine from a SPEC miata. my question is why the hell isn’t there an alternator or place for an alt belt \[http://www.ewholesalemotors.biz/catalog/images/Spec%20Miata%20Engine%20Pic.jpg\] --- ## [(no subject)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-subject/242133)
**Author:** [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/no-subject/242133 "2009-02-14T20:41:15Z")
He’s not mine! Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads… internationally. But know this! I wrap my rascal two times because I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing supermodels. --- ## [Goodnews everybody](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goodnews-everybody/242127)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/goodnews-everybody/242127 "2009-02-14T19:08:34Z")
your reading this post right now in the sound of my voice. Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth \[http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/05/futurama\_0601\_wideweb\_\_470x330,0.jpg\] --- ## [does she spit or swallow?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-she-spit-or-swallow/242076)
**Author:** [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Replies:** 174\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-she-spit-or-swallow/242076 "2009-02-14T17:58:52Z")
haha…funny story. me and the girlfriend got in a little debate a few months back about girls spitting and swallowing lol what the debate was about was she seem’s to think MOST girls swallow, and I think most girls spit… --- ## [funniest pic ive ever taken.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-pic-ive-ever-taken/238933)
**Author:** [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Replies:** 64\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-pic-ive-ever-taken/238933 "2009-02-14T17:37:29Z")
\[http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m308/auto0utcast/gsrandsti0062.jpg\] --- ## [What's wrong with this pic?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-wrong-with-this-pic/242084)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-wrong-with-this-pic/242084 "2009-02-14T16:43:13Z")
\[http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8585/backupbabygg4.jpg\] :shifty --- ## [whats wrong with this picture](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-wrong-with-this-picture/242122)
**Author:** [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-wrong-with-this-picture/242122 "2009-02-14T16:38:59Z")
\[http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll257/Allgo5oh/TShirt.jpg\] :lol --- ## [???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/242116)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/topic/242116 "2009-02-14T15:13:01Z")
why the fuck is everything in this section locked??? --- ## [Slowmarro vs. McLaren](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-mclaren/242103)
**Author:** [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\ **Replies:** 93\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-mclaren/242103 "2009-02-14T09:35:01Z")
if i could find an FI 3.8 intake id slap one in my vette no questions askd --- ## [Calling kkkustom and other computer geeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/calling-kkkustom-and-other-computer-geeks/242054)
**Author:** [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/calling-kkkustom-and-other-computer-geeks/242054 "2009-02-14T08:27:02Z")
Seeing kkkustoms forsale ad, I figured I would post this. I need some help with this POS Dell desktop I have. Its sooooo slow. It has 40 some processes goin on at one time and I think it may have alot to do with spyware … --- ## [When will this fad die already?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-this-fad-die-already/242094)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [February 14, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-this-fad-die-already/242094 "2009-02-14T06:13:53Z")
\[http://image.europeancarweb.com/f/SmartMadness/16907742+w450+h338+cr0+re1+ar1/2008-smart-fortwo-2.jpg\] \[http://image.europeancarweb.com/f/SmartMadness/16054210+w450+h338+cr0+re1+ar1/2008-smart-fortwo-1.jpg\] Starts out… --- ## [Crazy anal fun!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-anal-fun/242043)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 51\ **Last updated:** [February 13, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazy-anal-fun/242043 "2009-02-13T18:24:45Z")
Now that I have your attention, do you think that the person above you is a virgin? --- ## [Rants about work](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rants-about-work/242021)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [February 13, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rants-about-work/242021 "2009-02-13T11:20:18Z")
Go for it rant about work… Ill start There is this fat chick… as she walks she doesn’t pick up her feet, like really she walks like a 5 year old… and all I can hear is the sound of her heals hitting the ground and slid… --- ## [Jammer I found your woman!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jammer-i-found-your-woman/242059)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 60\ **Last updated:** [February 13, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jammer-i-found-your-woman/242059 "2009-02-13T10:45:58Z")
http://albany.craigslist.org/cas/1031584476.html there you go boss young tight and only want you for your money No differant than any other woman but at least shes 19 :ninja --- ## [Lunch today 2/13](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lunch-today-2-13/242080)
**Author:** [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [February 13, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lunch-today-2-13/242080 "2009-02-13T10:45:32Z")
Me and Meena are going to lunch around 1230ish if anyone wants to meet up in CP at fridays… --- ## [Ahaha whos mom is this](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahaha-whos-mom-is-this/242060)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [February 13, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ahaha-whos-mom-is-this/242060 "2009-02-13T09:51:42Z")
I love browsing this shit when im at work, seriously… you find shit like this… Whos mom is this? http://albany.craigslist.org/ers/1030136213.html :rofl:rofl:rofl --- ## [Just in time for Valentines day !](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027)
**Author:** [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\ **Replies:** 27\ **Last updated:** [February 13, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027 "2009-02-13T09:13:31Z")
\[COLOR=fuchsia\]\[FONT=Monotype Corsiva\]\[/COLOR\]\[/FONT\] \[CENTER\]\[FONT=Comic Sans MS\]THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION\[/FONT\] \[FONT=Comic Sans MS\]ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME\[/FONT\] \[FONT=Comic Sans MS\]W… --- ## [Awesome website.. you guys will love this!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-website-you-guys-will-love-this/242053)
**Author:** [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [February 13, 2009, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-website-you-guys-will-love-this/242053 "2009-02-13T06:39:07Z")
sfw-porn.com just check it out… I just about laughed until I cried at some of the stuff!!! LMFAO :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl --- ## [Lunch 2/12](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lunch-2-12/242058)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [February 13, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lunch-2-12/242058 "2009-02-13T05:15:41Z")
Me and Ranking (OhNoPoPo) are going to lunch at red robin at 12:30 … anyone else wanna come your more than welcome --- ## ["\*+How did you find out about shift 518=\*"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-did-you-find-out-about-shift-518/241936)
**Author:** [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\ **Replies:** 43\ **Last updated:** [February 13, 2009, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-did-you-find-out-about-shift-518/241936 "2009-02-13T05:04:59Z")
How did you find out about ? i was hard core in to the vw scene and found out most of the vw guys were ass holes so i look for another car fourm that was more open to all kindsoff stuff and i have allways been going to … --- ## [Chatbox](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chatbox/241388)
**Author:** [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [February 13, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chatbox/241388 "2009-02-13T02:47:27Z")
We needz it. --- ## [Colgan Air Q400 crashes outside of Buffalo, NY](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/colgan-air-q400-crashes-outside-of-buffalo-ny/242077)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [February 13, 2009, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/colgan-air-q400-crashes-outside-of-buffalo-ny/242077 "2009-02-13T00:14:11Z")
And killed all 48 passengers and crew on board:( I’m sitting next to the captain that flew the SAME plane earlier today and nothing was wrong with it at that time… RIP. There is a chance that this will take even more j… --- ## [travs favorite things](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travs-favorite-things/242005)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [February 12, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travs-favorite-things/242005 "2009-02-12T22:34:09Z")
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