# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=208 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 209 --- ## [lolz tattoos](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolz-tattoos/241941)
**Author:** [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [February 9, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lolz-tattoos/241941 "2009-02-09T06:29:54Z")
\[http://www.bmeink.com/A90113/high/nvvd-lil-wayne.jpg\] \[http://www.bmeink.com/A90204/high/fwos-internet-superstar.jpg\] --- ## [NYS Police have a secret](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nys-police-have-a-secret/241893)
**Author:** [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Replies:** 44\ **Last updated:** [February 9, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nys-police-have-a-secret/241893 "2009-02-09T06:18:10Z")
Found out today up in Saratoga aread… NYSP have a C6 Z06!!:wow…Young blonde female officer (25yr) just recently certified for high speed pursuits. NYS has 1 C6 Z06 and shes is driving it. Its unmarked and looks completel… --- ## [ZOMG Punch me in the face...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/zomg-punch-me-in-the-face/241899)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [February 9, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/zomg-punch-me-in-the-face/241899 "2009-02-09T06:17:51Z")
Yes the tittle of this thread is what I was told the other night while banging this chick i have been booty calling for the last 2-3 months. She wanted me to punch her in the face as she was cumming. Now I’m usually do… --- ## [Breakfast Food](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breakfast-food/241923)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [February 9, 2009, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/breakfast-food/241923 "2009-02-09T06:16:42Z")
I dunno wtf my problem is about posting food on here but anyway… here is what I had for breakfast today: \[http://lh3.ggpht.com/\_7gP8To3oCCU/SY82k0bEdqI/AAAAAAAAA2A/VDdIQE07jAM/s800/DSC02164.JPG\] \[http://lh4.ggpht.com/\_… --- ## [Amazing television expirience](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-television-expirience/241919)
**Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [February 9, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/amazing-television-expirience/241919 "2009-02-09T05:59:36Z")
womens college gymnastics on ESPN2 now. Channel 665 GO!!! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP --- ## [just 4 u wayne :)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-4-u-wayne/241891)
**Author:** [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [February 9, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-4-u-wayne/241891 "2009-02-09T05:58:17Z")
found this on another forum im on pretty sick caddy :eek3 --- ## [so i dropted my i phone in a puddle](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-dropted-my-i-phone-in-a-puddle/241939)
**Author:** [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Replies:** 62\ **Last updated:** [February 9, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-dropted-my-i-phone-in-a-puddle/241939 "2009-02-09T05:38:08Z")
wtf do i do now its off and im waiting for it to dry out. what now? it was working after i did it but had messages after saying odd things. so now what? --- ## [lmno671](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmno671/241937)
**Author:** [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [February 8, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lmno671/241937 "2009-02-08T21:59:44Z")
i think he or she has a virus… --- ## [happy birthday shawn.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-shawn/241897)
**Author:** [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [February 8, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-shawn/241897 "2009-02-08T19:59:28Z")
as the title states… ur gettin old brother. --- ## [random craigslist shit...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-craigslist-shit/241915)
**Author:** [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Replies:** 99\ **Last updated:** [February 8, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-craigslist-shit/241915 "2009-02-08T19:51:52Z")
http://albany.craigslist.org/adg/1020294872.html http://albany.craigslist.org/adg/1015324871.html srsly wtmf? --- ## [SINGH WTF](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singh-wtf/241101)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [February 8, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singh-wtf/241101 "2009-02-08T19:37:16Z")
This shit: \[http://street-legal-mods.com/datas/users/243-sig\_attention.gif\] \[http://borkweb.com/wp-content/upload/WTF\_hax.jpg\] I’ma gon kill u. --- ## [Vince](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vince/241443)
**Author:** [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [February 8, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vince/241443 "2009-02-08T19:35:46Z")
Needs his picture to be bigger. You following me? --- ## [Weight reduction aka getting back into shape.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weight-reduction-aka-getting-back-into-shape/237330)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 119\ **Last updated:** [February 8, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weight-reduction-aka-getting-back-into-shape/237330 "2009-02-08T16:50:32Z")
The infamous new years resolution that never seems to come true half a year later. :ponder Wouldn’t it be nice if it just magically happened? With the way gas prices are going ever pound removed is a penny saved plus i… --- ## [sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sully93vr4/241917)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [February 8, 2009, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sully93vr4/241917 "2009-02-08T10:09:00Z")
read your p/m,s and call me --- ## [Valve2009?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valve2009/241902)
**Author:** [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [February 7, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valve2009/241902 "2009-02-07T22:53:22Z")
Valve2009, Teaching us all something about valves… --- ## [Movie: Gran Torino](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/movie-gran-torino/241798)
**Author:** [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [February 7, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/movie-gran-torino/241798 "2009-02-07T22:52:54Z")
I had a chance to see this movie last night and I highly recommend it. Walt Kowalski is a widower who holds onto his prejudices despite the changes in his Michigan neighborhood and the world around him. Kowalski is a gr… --- ## [aghhh wtf](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aghhh-wtf/241908)
**Author:** [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [February 7, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/aghhh-wtf/241908 "2009-02-07T14:18:40Z")
wtf, you make plans with someone then not even an hour til you’re supposed to meet up they bail on you…gayyyyyyy now i have no plans for tonight…shoulda made backup plans like usual /rant --- ## [Anyone have a LG EnV Battery???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have-a-lg-env-battery/241867)
**Author:** [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have-a-lg-env-battery/241867 "2009-02-06T17:39:19Z")
So my phone shit the bed. The charger thing that you plug into is so broken. I bought the Voyager today but I can’t get my contacts because the EnV won’t turn on… You can have it back… I just need it for a little bit … --- ## [I loled at this.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-loled-at-this/241886)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-loled-at-this/241886 "2009-02-06T15:45:33Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2GTPXVDP2Q and this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb-AcQhhDGQ oh god i laughed my balls off at this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUHPhjStcs --- ## [Tdi\_logik steals lunch meat](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tdi-logik-steals-lunch-meat/239888)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 146\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tdi-logik-steals-lunch-meat/239888 "2009-02-06T14:35:01Z")
pete stfu with trap speed --- ## [Real Life Rubino's!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/real-life-rubinos/241860)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/real-life-rubinos/241860 "2009-02-06T12:59:22Z")
\[http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1739/n50114697211022442564ix3.jpg\] \[http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/n50114697211022442564ix3.jpg/1/w453.png\] --- ## [This one's called the Potatoe Chip](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-ones-called-the-potatoe-chip/241877)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2009, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-ones-called-the-potatoe-chip/241877 "2009-02-06T08:54:30Z")
:rofl:rofl:rofl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrngtVuexXo --- ## [Miracle on the Hudson](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/miracle-on-the-hudson/241885)
**Author:** [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/miracle-on-the-hudson/241885 "2009-02-06T08:39:31Z")
What the fuck… it isn’t a Miracle. “A miracle is a sensibly perceptible interruption of the laws of nature, such that can only be explained by divine intervention, and is sometimes associated with a miracle-worker.” ri… --- ## [free IHOP pancakes on feb 24](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-ihop-pancakes-on-feb-24/241857)
**Author:** [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-ihop-pancakes-on-feb-24/241857 "2009-02-06T08:35:45Z")
IHOP locations nation wided are giving away a free short stack from 7am till 10pm as part of national pancake day, fuck ya --- ## [Its time](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-time/241829)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 60\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-time/241829 "2009-02-06T08:26:15Z")
So i get woken up at 3am to the girlfriend saying her water broke… My first words to her were “are you fucking with me” after seeing a small mess on the hallway floor. So we get to the hospital at 430am and have been wai… --- ## [selling a phone # on ebay](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/selling-a-phone-on-ebay/241841)
**Author:** [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2009, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/selling-a-phone-on-ebay/241841 "2009-02-06T06:58:10Z")
who would buy this, and yes i know the song. http://cgi.ebay.com/867-5309-phone-number-in-NYC-area-DJ-company-8675309\_W0QQitemZ260354849950QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH\_DefaultDomain\_0?hash=item260354849950 --- ## [Members of the year](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/members-of-the-year/241855)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [February 6, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/members-of-the-year/241855 "2009-02-06T05:47:06Z")
You know, maybe I’m just loopy this late at ‘night’ (630AM), but we should have done a member(s) of the year voting deal at the end of 08. It’d be kinda cool since we are such a tight-knit community, as opposed to most o… --- ## [The Original ideas of shift. Oh, and the OP can't spell !](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-ideas-of-shift-oh-and-the-op-cant-spell/241854)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [February 5, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-ideas-of-shift-oh-and-the-op-cant-spell/241854 "2009-02-05T21:19:46Z")
Snapshots/NEWSPAPER!!! lol/etc Vlad get to work :smiley: Last year i was hoping to see some of the stuff :’( --- ## [caging my DD :)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caging-my-dd/241802)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 63\ **Last updated:** [February 5, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caging-my-dd/241802 "2009-02-05T20:44:25Z")
I just found a full SPEC miata cage for $450 and I’m considering buying it and caging my street car. This is going to be a royal pita if I whack my head on the bars, haha. Is anyone else running a caged car on the stre… --- ## [What the fuck!?!??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/241851)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 29\ **Last updated:** [February 5, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/241851 "2009-02-05T17:47:38Z")
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