# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=210 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 211 --- ## [How many times do you piss a day?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 48\ **Last updated:** [February 3, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629 "2009-02-03T06:04:53Z")
I’ve always pissed more then most people that I know, but as of late it’s been about 15 times a day, partly due to the amount of water that I consume. It sucks, I hate having to piss 3-4 times while at the gym (1.5 hours… --- ## [Superbowl Commercials](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superbowl-commercials/241779)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [February 3, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/superbowl-commercials/241779 "2009-02-03T02:54:34Z")
So this year really sucked IMO, for superbowl commercials. Although there were a couple that had me laughing. Exp this one… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rorbv0RWrbk --- ## [Cool nazi zombie movie](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cool-nazi-zombie-movie/241757)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [February 2, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cool-nazi-zombie-movie/241757 "2009-02-02T18:56:31Z")
Saw this on Z31Perf… Its a german zombie movie with nazis… honestly looks cool as hell even though its all subtitiles, I wanna see it http://www.wimp.com/bestmovie/ --- ## [FS: My Camaro Office-Topic Trash](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-my-camaro-office-topic-trash/241862)
**Author:** [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Replies:** 41\ **Last updated:** [February 2, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-my-camaro-office-topic-trash/241862 "2009-02-02T18:27:22Z")
give you 5 dollars and a pack of newports --- ## [washed the jeep today](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washed-the-jeep-today/241729)
**Author:** [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [February 2, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washed-the-jeep-today/241729 "2009-02-02T16:04:20Z")
Decided that i was going to take off all the painters tape and what not from the road trip and wash her… so here are some pics of her sorta clean and yes i know i need to get flares bad lol \[http://i32.photobucket.com/… --- ## [The saddest speeding related story. Hope is not a repost.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-saddest-speeding-related-story-hope-is-not-a-repost/241751)
**Author:** [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [February 2, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-saddest-speeding-related-story-hope-is-not-a-repost/241751 "2009-02-02T11:02:15Z")
This might probably be a repost, since it is pretty old. I’m in a decent relationship right now. It’s been two months and there have been no really big arguments. She scratches my head nonstop, gives me awesome massage… --- ## [HAHHAH WTF!! Forum censorship at it's best!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahhah-wtf-forum-censorship-at-its-best/241771)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [February 2, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hahhah-wtf-forum-censorship-at-its-best/241771 "2009-02-02T11:00:10Z")
You can’t use the word Man ager without it being edited due to it having ‘na ger’ in it HAHHA ma\*\*\*\*\* --- ## [Big bitches love to bowl](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-bitches-love-to-bowl/241722)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [February 2, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/big-bitches-love-to-bowl/241722 "2009-02-02T10:52:41Z")
Seriously , went bowling tonigth and like every chick there was at leat 160lb and i mean im no t such a price either but still i was hoping for some eye candy :frowning: --- ## [John the Toilet Shot, Laid to Rest](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-the-toilet-shot-laid-to-rest/241746)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [February 2, 2009, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-the-toilet-shot-laid-to-rest/241746 "2009-02-02T08:15:05Z")
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,486304,00.html --- ## [MISSING DARTS from last night at my house!! LMFAO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/missing-darts-from-last-night-at-my-house-lmfao/241728)
**Author:** [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\ **Replies:** 27\ **Last updated:** [February 2, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/missing-darts-from-last-night-at-my-house-lmfao/241728 "2009-02-02T08:13:18Z")
Where’s the video and the pictures? LOL I’m still missing 2 darts from the gun! I think we might have a lot of beer left and we may or may not have beer pong again tonight… not sure yet. Where’s my Youtube video Sin… --- ## [This shit has me all confused](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-shit-has-me-all-confused/241766)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [February 2, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-shit-has-me-all-confused/241766 "2009-02-02T05:31:38Z")
\[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/Ghost112/spy.jpg\] wtf. IDK if im just too tired right now, but i clicked the shift518 tab 4 different tabs thinking it was another nico page. In Conclusion, We need a Shift518 IC… --- ## [1998 Eclipse Off-topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1998-eclipse-off-topic/242044)
**Author:** [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [February 1, 2009, 11:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1998-eclipse-off-topic/242044 "2009-02-01T23:20:31Z")
to bad its an rs --- ## [Singh](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singh/241765)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [February 1, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singh/241765 "2009-02-01T22:04:03Z")
Im going to say this in a nice way. You plus AK :ohnoes:ohnoes:ohnoes --- ## [Anyone with fiberglass/carbon fiber experiance](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-with-fiberglass-carbon-fiber-experiance/241661)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 53\ **Last updated:** [February 1, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-with-fiberglass-carbon-fiber-experiance/241661 "2009-02-01T19:25:46Z")
its not original and some might say its copying elliot… but it has nothing to do with looks… more “functionality” I was wondering if anyone around here has experiance with fiberglass/carbon fiber Elliot I know yoursel… --- ## [Gore Mtn](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gore-mtn/241697)
**Author:** [@JRacke](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRacke)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [February 1, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gore-mtn/241697 "2009-02-01T11:46:46Z")
Anyone going this weekend?! I’m headin up today and I’m off til monday so I’d like to go back at least once this weekend --- ## [Kramerbuccs24 WTF!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kramerbuccs24-wtf/241665)
**Author:** [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\ **Replies:** 46\ **Last updated:** [January 31, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kramerbuccs24-wtf/241665 "2009-01-31T20:13:42Z")
Dude you were supposed to be at my house 8 minutes ago so we could go to inline, i see your still on shift. Im slashing your 1000 dollar all seasons. --- ## [This is bull SHIT!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 142\ **Last updated:** [January 31, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-bull-shit/241690 "2009-01-31T14:26:49Z")
What the FUCK… every decent girl I have talked to, whether it be at school or out at a party or wherever I may be… has a BOYFRIEND! What the fuck… what pisses me off is they act all flirty and what not, and then you ask… --- ## [Peta Banned Super bowl Ad](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peta-banned-super-bowl-ad/241724)
**Author:** [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [January 31, 2009, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peta-banned-super-bowl-ad/241724 "2009-01-31T09:46:46Z")
http://www.peta.org/content/standalone/VeggieLove/Default.aspx --- ## [On a road trip with pete...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/on-a-road-trip-with-pete/241612)
**Author:** [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Replies:** 86\ **Last updated:** [January 31, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/on-a-road-trip-with-pete/241612 "2009-01-31T03:33:31Z")
Well Pete and I decided we were tired of the cold weather so we packed up and headed down here on Sunday…12 hrs of driving here are some pictures SO FAR \[http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d32/tank099/roadtrip008.jpg\] g… --- ## [Slicks in schenectady at 12:30](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slicks-in-schenectady-at-12-30/241701)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 47\ **Last updated:** [January 31, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slicks-in-schenectady-at-12-30/241701 "2009-01-31T01:09:21Z")
Me and Ninety1Two40 are going to slicks pub on 127 Ferry St in schenectady for lunch at 12:30 If anyone else wants feel free to join in! Cheap very good samiches and you dont even have to beat your wife/girlfriend to m… --- ## [Smart Water is a SCAM!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684 "2009-01-30T21:31:03Z")
No matter how much you drink, it doesn’t make you smarter… Now I want my $1 back!!! SMART WATER… I’m on to you! \[http://bottledwaterstore.com/swlineup.JPG\] --- ## [K20powerzzzzzzz vs lildkid](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20powerzzzzzzz-vs-lildkid/241693)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20powerzzzzzzz-vs-lildkid/241693 "2009-01-30T18:03:10Z")
Figured I’d let Brett have a whirl at this one :ohnoes:ohnoes:ohnoes From here: http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?p=244718#post244718 \[quote=“K20power”"\] PM me a price…Any guarantees on price matching? Greg… --- ## [Need to rent a car trailer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-to-rent-a-car-trailer/241561)
**Author:** [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Replies:** 43\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-to-rent-a-car-trailer/241561 "2009-01-30T15:46:19Z")
I need to rent a car trailer and u haul is out of them except up in Glensfalls. Any one have a trailer that I could rent for tomorrow? --- ## [Winter Storm Warning now oo0o0o0o0](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/winter-storm-warning-now-oo0o0o0o0/240689)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 646\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/winter-storm-warning-now-oo0o0o0o0/240689 "2009-01-30T15:45:44Z")
Logged into weather.com, typed in my 12205 zip code, and bam… winter storm watch for thursday-friday! AT THIS TIME… THE BEST CHANCE FOR ALL SNOW EXISTS FROM THE ADIRONDACKS… WESTERN MOHAWK VALLEY AND SCHOHARIE VALLEY… … --- ## [Who wants some cookies?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-some-cookies/241713)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-some-cookies/241713 "2009-01-30T15:27:49Z")
http://gothamist.com/2009/01/23/greenwich\_village\_bakery\_selling\_dr.php I heard about these on the Howard Stern show today (I get stuck listening to it at work). --- ## [taxes anyone?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taxes-anyone/241700)
**Author:** [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taxes-anyone/241700 "2009-01-30T14:23:48Z")
going to be doing my taxes today or tomorrow… whats the best way to do them and fastest way to get your return back? how much to places like HR cost? --- ## [Notorious.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notorious/239930)
**Author:** [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)\ **Replies:** 23\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/notorious/239930 "2009-01-30T13:43:51Z")
http://www.notorious09.com http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox\_searchlight/notorious/ discuss. --- ## [Tricia haz secret?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tricia-haz-secret/241650)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 44\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tricia-haz-secret/241650 "2009-01-30T13:09:03Z")
Tricia07CivicSi Viewing Thread \[http://shift518.gom-host.com/images/styles/silverblue/misc/subscribed.gif\] Oh Hai CP? NWS Discuss… --- ## [So whats for dinner tonight???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-whats-for-dinner-tonight/241683)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-whats-for-dinner-tonight/241683 "2009-01-30T12:21:49Z")
:bow Bacon wrapped Chicken breast FTMFW --- ## [Hardcore gamers taking it to the next step](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-gamers-taking-it-to-the-next-step/241695)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hardcore-gamers-taking-it-to-the-next-step/241695 "2009-01-30T11:54:51Z")
Kill mommy because she says not to play halo 3! http://kotaku.com/5129430/petric-convicted-of-halo-3-inspired-matricide Daniel Petric, the Ohio teen who shot and killed his mother over a dispute involving Halo 3, was c… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=209) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=211)