# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=211 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 212 --- ## [I can haz build thread?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-can-haz-build-thread/241698)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-can-haz-build-thread/241698 "2009-01-30T11:53:05Z")
Where the fuck did my build thread go in Project section Shits missing SON! --- ## [sherlock holmes is dead?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sherlock-holmes-is-dead/241706)
**Author:** [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sherlock-holmes-is-dead/241706 "2009-01-30T10:11:26Z")
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/Sherlock\_Holmes\_Found\_Dead\_in Yeah, I know. I couldn’t resist. Who’s gonna solve this murder? --- ## [Let's go for a drink...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-go-for-a-drink/241702)
**Author:** [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lets-go-for-a-drink/241702 "2009-01-30T08:57:03Z")
The comparative thought process flow-chart of men and women responding to the invite, “Let’s go for a drink!” \[http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c33/krazykaos137/beer1.jpg\] \[http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c33/krazyk… --- ## [ok, NOW I'm scared](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-now-im-scared/241640)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 106\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-now-im-scared/241640 "2009-01-30T07:35:12Z")
I am looking thru news articles and stuff and its just layoffs here and layoffs there. :ohnoes --- ## [fat cars lol....literally](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-cars-lol-literally/241682)
**Author:** [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fat-cars-lol-literally/241682 "2009-01-30T06:17:00Z")
http://www.urlesque.com/2008/12/23/has-edwin-wurms-art-gained-weight/ :rofl --- ## [PETA's campaign to rename fish "sea kittens"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/petas-campaign-to-rename-fish-sea-kittens/241678)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/petas-campaign-to-rename-fish-sea-kittens/241678 "2009-01-30T05:57:26Z")
yeaaaaa so story in short PETA is trying to get people to start calling fish “sea kittens” because no one would kill a “sea kitten” http://www.peta.org/sea\_kittens/about.asp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljBPbHLmwK8 T… --- ## [First word that comes to mind when?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-word-that-comes-to-mind-when/241657)
**Author:** [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Replies:** 22\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-word-that-comes-to-mind-when/241657 "2009-01-30T05:53:27Z")
Whats the first word that comes to mind when you see the following picture. \[http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v757/155/120/1662166015/n1662166015\_41328\_1609.jpg\] --- ## [Where to find Poutine in the capital region ??!?!?!?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-to-find-poutine-in-the-capital-region/241658)
**Author:** [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Replies:** 50\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-to-find-poutine-in-the-capital-region/241658 "2009-01-30T05:50:21Z")
I need poutine. some place has to serve it around the capital region ?!?!?!? \[http://p5.hostingprod.com/@jamessime.com/guenther/poutine.jpg\] --- ## [Hungry Fellas?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hungry-fellas/241647)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 23\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hungry-fellas/241647 "2009-01-30T04:57:11Z")
mmmmmm turkey-bacon. hungry? \[http://lh5.ggpht.com/\_7gP8To3oCCU/SYD046iJyPI/AAAAAAAAA1A/VFrxaTHuFcU/s800/DSC02146.JPG\] \[http://lh3.ggpht.com/\_7gP8To3oCCU/SYD05G9ahFI/AAAAAAAAA1I/Yr8dojPgiDU/s800/DSC02147.JPG\] \[http://… --- ## [travis butt spooge](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-butt-spooge/241517)
**Author:** [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\ **Replies:** 569\ **Last updated:** [January 30, 2009, 4:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-butt-spooge/241517 "2009-01-30T04:24:20Z")
\[quote=“TurboTravis”"\] My best fuck buddy ever…I broke her anal virginity. We litterly NEVER used her pussy. I’d eat her out, then I’d fuck (and romance explode) in her ass. \[/quote\] :puke --- ## [Lunch 1/29](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lunch-1-29/241666)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [January 29, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lunch-1-29/241666 "2009-01-29T16:16:08Z")
Im fuckin hungry whos down? 12:30 or so? --- ## [How much did your January cable bill increased?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-much-did-your-january-cable-bill-increased/241660)
**Author:** [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [January 29, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-much-did-your-january-cable-bill-increased/241660 "2009-01-29T14:47:02Z")
Just wondering. Mine jumped from $130 to $140 :retardclap. Going to cut some service when I pay my bill. --- ## [2008 ltz400](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-ltz400/241847)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [January 29, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-ltz400/241847 "2009-01-29T13:40:34Z")
false advertisement \>\>\> pic = not your quad and you didn’t mention the blown motor & non-existent 2nd and 4th gear:squint --- ## [UFC 93 Penn vs. St. Pierre 2](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-93-penn-vs-st-pierre-2/241671)
**Author:** [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [January 29, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-93-penn-vs-st-pierre-2/241671 "2009-01-29T11:42:15Z")
Discuss. This should be an unbelievable fight. I’ve been wanting to see these guys get in the octagon again ever since their first bout. I’m a fan of both these guys, both very decorated fighters, however I am much bi… --- ## [Someone has to much time](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-has-to-much-time/241670)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [January 29, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-has-to-much-time/241670 "2009-01-29T11:28:31Z")
K20power Shift OG 15,210 posts /discuss oh and the only person beating him is little singh which i have no idea wtf that is --- ## [Obama cookies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obama-cookies/241663)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [January 29, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obama-cookies/241663 "2009-01-29T06:36:43Z")
http://www.blackbottom.com/watch.php?v=uDvdMGxFpzw lmao @ the people getting all butthurt over the cookies. That’s racist, ahh! Stupid fucks. No sense of humor what-so-ever. I bet if they were called drunken cracker co… --- ## [Shaving Razors.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-razors/241635)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 58\ **Last updated:** [January 29, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shaving-razors/241635 "2009-01-29T05:03:25Z")
I know it won’t apply to a lot of the members here because my 5 o’clock shadow is thicker then their week old “beard” but the others I’d love to hear opinions. My electric is getting old (6 years?) and isn’t cutting it … --- ## [Best truck commercial ever](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-truck-commercial-ever/241639)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [January 28, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-truck-commercial-ever/241639 "2009-01-28T15:20:35Z")
I thought this was pretty badass. http://www.autoblog.com/2009/01/26/video-mike-rowe-takes-on-dirty-job-of-comparing-full-size-picku/ --- ## [i-phone help with CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-phone-help-with-customlowz/241642)
**Author:** [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [January 28, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-phone-help-with-customlowz/241642 "2009-01-28T13:52:04Z")
wtf is jail break and how do i get my phone to take video and play sirius --- ## [Another Monster Truck induced death...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-monster-truck-induced-death/241637)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [January 28, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-monster-truck-induced-death/241637 "2009-01-28T13:27:45Z")
WTF?! http://www.channel3000.com/news/18559488/detail.html --- ## [Movie: Taken](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/movie-taken/241574)
**Author:** [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Replies:** 19\ **Last updated:** [January 28, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/movie-taken/241574 "2009-01-28T13:26:29Z")
I saw that new movie Taken about the guys daughter who goes to france and gets kidnapped into a sex trade. Pretty good thriller. Not the best of movies I have seen but it provided good entertainment for and hour and half… --- ## [Oh no, Zombies!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-no-zombies/241636)
**Author:** [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [January 28, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-no-zombies/241636 "2009-01-28T13:03:57Z")
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,484326,00.html \[http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q269/tonyc518/0\_61\_zombies\_320.jpg\] --- ## [Attn: Singh/Vlad/Other Important Admins](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-singh-vlad-other-important-admins/241488)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 23\ **Last updated:** [January 27, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-singh-vlad-other-important-admins/241488 "2009-01-27T23:54:01Z")
Thanks for the :shifty Now WE NEED THE shh/gigedy/MOAR SMILEYS AND WE NEED THEM NOW!!! Thanks, OG Shift518 Members :smiley: --- ## [hey vlad,,,,,,,,,,](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-vlad/241622)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 19\ **Last updated:** [January 27, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-vlad/241622 "2009-01-27T23:40:51Z")
ya glad ya just had heads done to find out ya needed a clutch ,:wtf who did that head job and didnt look at it:rofl --- ## [A new era: The fizzle starts school.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-new-era-the-fizzle-starts-school/241600)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [January 27, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-new-era-the-fizzle-starts-school/241600 "2009-01-27T19:16:08Z")
:ohnoes --- ## [$3 dollar burgers at Bourbon street](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3-dollar-burgers-at-bourbon-street/241610)
**Author:** [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [January 27, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3-dollar-burgers-at-bourbon-street/241610 "2009-01-27T18:46:46Z")
Tonight at Bourbon there is $3 burgers. Who wants in? --- ## [2009-death to the smoochy lips](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2009-death-to-the-smoochy-lips/241578)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 54\ **Last updated:** [January 27, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2009-death-to-the-smoochy-lips/241578 "2009-01-27T16:21:16Z")
Girls, Do yourselves a favor and get rid of the smoochy lips pics. They look fucking stupid, despite what your friends tell you. That is all. T --- ## [FS: 1993 mustang 2.3 asking 2500](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1993-mustang-2-3-asking-2500/239868)
**Author:** [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [January 27, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1993-mustang-2-3-asking-2500/239868 "2009-01-27T13:27:41Z")
I saw wheels like those a few days ago- on a boat trailer. --- ## [my new honda](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-honda/241598)
**Author:** [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [January 27, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-honda/241598 "2009-01-27T11:14:10Z")
\\\\\ **Author:** [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [January 26, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/while-image-searching-a-hypodermic-needle/241596 "2009-01-26T19:27:12Z") I found this \[http://jeffreyleow.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/french-aids-female-thumb.jpg\] Discuss. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=210) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=212)