# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=216 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 217 --- ## [See how much NYS pays its employees/contractors](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/see-how-much-nys-pays-its-employees-contractors/241230)
**Author:** [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Replies:** 23\ **Last updated:** [January 8, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/see-how-much-nys-pays-its-employees-contractors/241230 "2009-01-08T17:20:40Z")
http://seethroughny.net/Payrolls/EmployeeSearch/tabid/69/Default.aspx :eek: --- ## [Check out this girl](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/check-out-this-girl/241254)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [January 8, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/check-out-this-girl/241254 "2009-01-08T14:50:52Z")
Kinda creepy even http://cubo.cc/ --- ## [bailout the pr0n industry, kthxby3!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bailout-the-pr0n-industry-kthxby3/241233)
**Author:** [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [January 8, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bailout-the-pr0n-industry-kthxby3/241233 "2009-01-08T12:13:32Z")
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/ :rofl --- ## [It's okay to blenderize gold fish in Europe](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-okay-to-blenderize-gold-fish-in-europe/241256)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [January 8, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-okay-to-blenderize-gold-fish-in-europe/241256 "2009-01-08T11:46:56Z")
:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3040891.stm that is funny shit --- ## [Solidworks help](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solidworks-help/241224)
**Author:** [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [January 8, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solidworks-help/241224 "2009-01-08T11:31:59Z")
I had to reinstall my program, can someone help me find the crack for it, I no longer have my ##s for it. --- ## [Kind of a problem....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kind-of-a-problem/241251)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [January 8, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kind-of-a-problem/241251 "2009-01-08T09:59:20Z")
http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=613408 :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl --- ## [Best nightcap ever.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-nightcap-ever/241243)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [January 8, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-nightcap-ever/241243 "2009-01-08T07:30:52Z")
\[http://wineandliquorcourier.com/cordials\_and\_liqueurs/images/romanasam\_306.jpg\] having my nightly right now. :smiley: --- ## [Dat ol' JDM i$ht - Pt 1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dat-ol-jdm-i-ht-pt-1/241202)
**Author:** [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Replies:** 37\ **Last updated:** [January 8, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dat-ol-jdm-i-ht-pt-1/241202 "2009-01-08T06:22:51Z")
In Japan now for the new year holiday and some personal business… Here are some quick sightings I thought I’d share with you all. \[http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m380/ajg914/Japan%20Sightings%201-2009/P1010052.jpg\] … --- ## [Areas WORST fast food service..?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/areas-worst-fast-food-service/241220)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 49\ **Last updated:** [January 8, 2009, 4:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/areas-worst-fast-food-service/241220 "2009-01-08T04:42:26Z")
Given the fact that I only eat one ‘junk’ meal a week, I try to make the best of it, and part of that is avoiding places that I know provide horrible service… 1)Wolf RD Taco Bell-inconsistent service, orders always fuck… --- ## [quick ?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick/241241)
**Author:** [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [January 7, 2009, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick/241241 "2009-01-07T23:27:56Z")
yes i am computer impaired!!! just to get that out of the way. how the fahk do i use the smiley’s… when ever i try to use them it puts them up in the title. what hell am i doing wrong or do i need to change sumthing? --- ## [Porn industry seeks stimulus.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/porn-industry-seeks-stimulus/241248)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [January 7, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/porn-industry-seeks-stimulus/241248 "2009-01-07T23:04:25Z")
Perhaps one of the greatest headlines of all time. Porn sales go limp and the industry has the balls to ask for a hand… stimulus… package. :squint Porn kings Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are calling on the US governm… --- ## [Wayne](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wayne/241240)
**Author:** [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [January 7, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wayne/241240 "2009-01-07T19:30:10Z")
check pm’s… Thanks H --- ## [Change user names here](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/change-user-names-here/241121)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 34\ **Last updated:** [January 7, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/change-user-names-here/241121 "2009-01-07T17:37:31Z")
This thread is for changing your user name. You will all get one change for your user name, after that oh well. Admins have to change user names, so pick a good one and be done with it. I’ll try to do them quickly but… --- ## [Surgeries suck balls..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/surgeries-suck-balls/241225)
**Author:** [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Replies:** 37\ **Last updated:** [January 7, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/surgeries-suck-balls/241225 "2009-01-07T15:55:26Z")
So I had my fifth surgery on my eye yesterday. This was an ‘evisceration’ in which they pretty much take out the iris (the brown, blue, green, etc color in your eye) and install a little ball to take up the space. In six… --- ## [I didn't want to miss PE or Breakfast!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-want-to-miss-pe-or-breakfast/241228)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [January 7, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-want-to-miss-pe-or-breakfast/241228 "2009-01-07T15:05:39Z")
WICOMICO CHURCH, Va. (AP) — A 6-year-old Virginia boy who missed his bus tried to drive to school in his family’s sedan — and crashed. His parents were charged with child endangerment. State police said the boy suffered … --- ## [This is how I like my DONKS.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-how-i-like-my-donks/241217)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [January 7, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-how-i-like-my-donks/241217 "2009-01-07T12:44:03Z")
pwned. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVRBOhrSXR0 --- ## [About Us.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/about-us/234815)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [January 7, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/about-us/234815 "2009-01-07T11:27:36Z")
Hi, and welcome to the world of Shift518. We are a locally owned and operated newspaper that strives to become the magazine but has a budget of a college student. We are not writers, so don’t expect us to be like Car an… --- ## [Meatheads talking about eachother's meat and increasing the size of their meat. MEAT.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/meatheads-talking-about-eachothers-meat-and-increasing-the-size-of-their-meat-meat/241072)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 203\ **Last updated:** [January 7, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/meatheads-talking-about-eachothers-meat-and-increasing-the-size-of-their-meat-meat/241072 "2009-01-07T04:47:09Z")
I just got home from the gym. Let the discussions begin. --- ## [They made Farcry into a movie? wtf?!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/they-made-farcry-into-a-movie-wtf/241207)
**Author:** [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [January 7, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/they-made-farcry-into-a-movie-wtf/241207 "2009-01-07T03:25:33Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2AgFecNaks it looks amazingly horrible --- ## [Google's "sketch up"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/googles-sketch-up/241155)
**Author:** [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [January 6, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/googles-sketch-up/241155 "2009-01-06T20:40:58Z")
Deadly simple “cad” program. Anyone download it yet? (adam?) playing around with it, I can’t work as quickly nor as detailed as I can in solidworks but apparently some people can… You can look up on google’s database of… --- ## [How to pick up chicks using your fridge](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-using-your-fridge/241175)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [January 6, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-using-your-fridge/241175 "2009-01-06T20:14:07Z")
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/10/10 PFT HAHAHAHAHAH! --- ## [ufc in albany( the vote is on 1/7/09 )](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-in-albany-the-vote-is-on-1-7-09/241211)
**Author:** [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [January 6, 2009, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-in-albany-the-vote-is-on-1-7-09/241211 "2009-01-06T11:35:22Z")
UFC’s Battle to Legalize MMA in NY Begins (Again) Tomorrow \[http://photos13.flickr.com/15194854\_9be7fe9736.jpg\] (MSG: You don’t know excitement until you hear 20,000 Long Island accents howling in unison. Photo courtes… --- ## [What's in your wallet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-in-your-wallet/241189)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 52\ **Last updated:** [January 6, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-in-your-wallet/241189 "2009-01-06T11:00:10Z")
\[http://www.istockphoto.com/file\_thumbview\_approve/2886612/2/istockphoto\_2886612\_whats\_in\_your\_wallet.jpg\] Mastercard had a point, it’s always interesting to see who’s got what on them at all times. ID Hess Card Subw… --- ## [I need to get an image put on a shirt, can anyone recommend anyone local?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to-get-an-image-put-on-a-shirt-can-anyone-recommend-anyone-local/241209)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [January 6, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to-get-an-image-put-on-a-shirt-can-anyone-recommend-anyone-local/241209 "2009-01-06T10:23:11Z")
I need to get an image put on a shirt, can anyone recommend a local place that can do that? Ideally I’d like to email them the image, and go down to their store and figure out the specifics. Thanks Travis --- ## [Retard Clap...Best New Smiley??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-clap-best-new-smiley/241147)
**Author:** [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Replies:** 48\ **Last updated:** [January 5, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-clap-best-new-smiley/241147 "2009-01-05T19:45:10Z")
I see this being used for a LONG time lol :retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap --- ## [Attn: Nicole, Tricia, other Shift518 women..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-nicole-tricia-other-shift518-women/241171)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 156\ **Last updated:** [January 5, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-nicole-tricia-other-shift518-women/241171 "2009-01-05T18:49:42Z")
Know your role. \[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/bennyfizzle/batllecunt.jpg\] :rofl :rofl :rofl jk :ninja --- ## [You like bacon? check out THIS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-like-bacon-check-out-this/241190)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [January 5, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-like-bacon-check-out-this/241190 "2009-01-05T17:40:45Z")
No vegetarians allowed http://www.bsbrewing.com/blog/?p=261 DO WANT --- ## [meena is getting gang banged at walmart tonight 11pm](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/meena-is-getting-gang-banged-at-walmart-tonight-11pm/241023)
**Author:** [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\ **Replies:** 527\ **Last updated:** [January 5, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/meena-is-getting-gang-banged-at-walmart-tonight-11pm/241023 "2009-01-05T07:15:41Z")
ws6 FTL --- ## [How Ray address' my parts (look Singh)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-ray-address-my-parts-look-singh/241128)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [January 5, 2009, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-ray-address-my-parts-look-singh/241128 "2009-01-05T06:58:15Z")
\[http://i39.tinypic.com/2d2f2gm.jpg\] --- ## [Old new usernames](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-new-usernames/241120)
**Author:** [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Replies:** 62\ **Last updated:** [January 4, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/old-new-usernames/241120 "2009-01-04T20:43:47Z")
Can people post up their old usernames, which are now their new usernames, in this thread? I am confuzzled as I see people with a lot of posts and I dunno who they are :rofl Thanks :retardclap ^btw that smiley FTMFW [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=215) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=217)