# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=249 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 250 --- ## [Patented Travis-o-Meter](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patented-travis-o-meter/237804)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [July 16, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patented-travis-o-meter/237804 "2008-07-16T20:53:59Z")
\[http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb19/VUSSUTE316/funniest-ricer-ive-seen-all-year-ex.jpg\] --- ## [Epic Story](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/237776)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [July 16, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/epic-story/237776 "2008-07-16T18:32:50Z")
Found this on another forum. (When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my… --- ## [Another Rant](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-rant/237830)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [July 16, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-rant/237830 "2008-07-16T15:54:55Z")
So im sure some of you remember the ordeal between my ex and I . Posted it awhile back. Anyway the other night I get an email from her telling me how she really messed up and she still loves me and how she wants me back … --- ## [My attempt to make an effort to help out the scene...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-attempt-to-make-an-effort-to-help-out-the-scene/237778)
**Author:** [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Replies:** 127\ **Last updated:** [July 16, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-attempt-to-make-an-effort-to-help-out-the-scene/237778 "2008-07-16T06:42:04Z")
Background: Last night, I made my first post/thread on the ultra-high-profile RSpeed in over 2-3months telling them about the Shift518 meet. All I did was post a link, date, place, and said “if you’re interested in hangi… --- ## [Why am I referred to as "crazy"?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-am-i-referred-to-as-crazy/237821)
**Author:** [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [July 16, 2008, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-am-i-referred-to-as-crazy/237821 "2008-07-16T06:01:46Z")
Any explanations? Pete? --- ## [Miata - E Brake + Neighbor's Pool = Fail](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/miata-e-brake-neighbors-pool-fail/237716)
**Author:** [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [July 16, 2008, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/miata-e-brake-neighbors-pool-fail/237716 "2008-07-16T05:36:41Z")
\[http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080707/capt.bd6b417553134baface1a644c6af3970.correction\_car\_in\_pool\_payok101.jpg?x=400&y=300&sig=F4Izc8xgQaQsosJ8dqZLwQ--\] The tightest! :crackup http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Car… --- ## [MKII TDi \> \*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mkii-tdi/237767)
**Author:** [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Replies:** 83\ **Last updated:** [July 15, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mkii-tdi/237767 "2008-07-15T18:11:58Z")
actually, i raced crazywrx today from a 15 and a 30 and he got walked pretty badly maybe 2-3 cars if not more :nod --- ## [Shift 518 Fail...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift-518-fail/237798)
**Author:** [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [July 15, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift-518-fail/237798 "2008-07-15T18:10:24Z")
\[http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk94/kkkustom2/shift518fail.jpg\] --- ## [Hooked on 240's Build Thread Battle.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hooked-on-240s-build-thread-battle/237662)
**Author:** [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Replies:** 55\ **Last updated:** [July 15, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hooked-on-240s-build-thread-battle/237662 "2008-07-15T14:39:32Z")
What size and offset are the professors --- ## [We own underground supercars](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-own-underground-supercars/237771)
**Author:** [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [July 15, 2008, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-own-underground-supercars/237771 "2008-07-15T09:36:50Z")
i’ll be there showin off my bleu byrd moteur poward 240sex --- ## [Slow Sti \> \*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slow-sti/237762)
**Author:** [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Replies:** 200\ **Last updated:** [July 15, 2008, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slow-sti/237762 "2008-07-15T08:20:24Z")
joey… how bout we play around again from whatever roll speed u want? :nod same goes for any of you in this thread… except swiffer --- ## [BENNIE!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bennie/237748)
**Author:** [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [July 15, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bennie/237748 "2008-07-15T00:37:15Z")
I must admit that I have an incredible ability to make a funny or drop an own but I think Bennie has me. It hurts to admit that too. I saw his sig today and basically almost spit out some delicious diet dr pepper all ov… --- ## [Web Hosting?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/web-hosting/237763)
**Author:** [@b18c\_ej8](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b18c_ej8)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [July 14, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/web-hosting/237763 "2008-07-14T20:34:16Z")
I need a new web host. I only use it for a family picture album, but my current host is ungodly slow. It takes anywhere from 10-30 seconds to actually get to the site, and then 10-15 seconds to bring up a picture… I’ve … --- ## [HAPPY BDAY NICK (AMD IS THE BEST)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-nick-amd-is-the-best/237733)
**Author:** [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [July 14, 2008, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-nick-amd-is-the-best/237733 "2008-07-14T14:20:54Z")
i love you and you’re car. hope Lisa doesn’t mind Love, Swifty. --- ## [Shift518 Forum feedback thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift518-forum-feedback-thread/237673)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 74\ **Last updated:** [July 14, 2008, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift518-forum-feedback-thread/237673 "2008-07-14T09:34:17Z")
What are you latest opinions about it? Too much drama, too much Offtopic? Threads get Offtopic faster then Shawn makes a K20 pun? Want more articles? More members? More drama? More contests? Mods should be more controlle… --- ## [ok... i'm starting to get mad](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-im-starting-to-get-mad/237761)
**Author:** [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [July 13, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-im-starting-to-get-mad/237761 "2008-07-13T21:59:51Z")
multiple quoting in one thread… how do i do it. i can’t figure it out kthanxbye --- ## [Re: FS turbo timer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/re-fs-turbo-timer/237765)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [July 13, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/re-fs-turbo-timer/237765 "2008-07-13T20:35:08Z")
$0.50 --- ## [Do NOT shave your ass hair.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-shave-your-ass-hair/237705)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [July 12, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/do-not-shave-your-ass-hair/237705 "2008-07-12T00:54:30Z")
Contrary to what Swifty might say :lol DO NOT SHAVE YOUR ASS HAIR! Don’t Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, … --- ## [K20Power=fag](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20power-fag/235778)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 53\ **Last updated:** [July 11, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20power-fag/235778 "2008-07-11T16:40:26Z")
Where were ya at the party bitch :nono --- ## [Travis...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis/237731)
**Author:** [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Replies:** 27\ **Last updated:** [July 11, 2008, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis/237731 "2008-07-11T07:45:51Z")
Please remove your ET and trap from your signature. It just makes it look like you suck at life/driving. Especially w/ your corrected dyno numbers. Stock STi times w/ almost 100whp more… :nana Just some friendly advice… --- ## [Off Topic Thread V2.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/off-topic-thread-v2-0/235765)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 89\ **Last updated:** [July 11, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/off-topic-thread-v2-0/235765 "2008-07-11T00:13:40Z")
Think of this, as if you have something to share, but it’s not worth a whole new thread, like something funny that happened at your work, or just a good story or even advice (you gotta be a brave soul to ask for one here… --- ## [1300 strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1300-strong/237639)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [July 11, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1300-strong/237639 "2008-07-11T00:10:24Z")
rofl this is my 1300th post, 100% crap spam :stfu :wtf :slight\_smile: thanks for reading --- ## [I am a drug addict.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-drug-addict/237683)
**Author:** [@bfol45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bfol45)\ **Replies:** 314\ **Last updated:** [July 10, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-drug-addict/237683 "2008-07-10T15:51:53Z")
good for you! love gettin blazed! :banana --- ## [Hey nerds: Wireless router question ITT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-nerds-wireless-router-question-itt/237689)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-nerds-wireless-router-question-itt/237689 "2008-07-09T20:19:47Z")
The new crib has only a road runner modem, no router, and the wireless I pick up is weak and only in my bedroom. Great for fapping, not so great if I want to go take a shit with my laptop. Is there any special kind of r… --- ## [Vlad, you are so Russian, and obvious.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vlad-you-are-so-russian-and-obvious/237710)
**Author:** [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vlad-you-are-so-russian-and-obvious/237710 "2008-07-09T20:07:11Z")
Vovchandr - 4000 posts lmao, he was obviously grinding to get to 4k. you can’t just stop there vladdy! it makes it a whee bit obvious. post whore :ninja --- ## [Which would you rather have...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-would-you-rather-have/237692)
**Author:** [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [July 9, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-would-you-rather-have/237692 "2008-07-09T04:58:07Z")
So, I was thinking about getting a new toy… Something maybe no more than $4000. Right now it’s a toss up between MKII VW and a Jet Ski. I can’t really decide if I want another car, or something to use on the lake thou… --- ## [party with pacman](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-with-pacman/237695)
**Author:** [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [July 8, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/party-with-pacman/237695 "2008-07-08T17:02:01Z")
http://uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page\_id=703 --- ## [Sexism in Japan](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexism-in-japan/237664)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [July 8, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sexism-in-japan/237664 "2008-07-08T16:38:30Z")
Hilarious. Love it! Whos up for some stencil pavement graffiti with me? \[http://www.7tune.com/newtune/justin/misc/ladys\_parking\_1.jpg\] \[http://www.7tune.com/newtune/justin/misc/ladys\_parking\_2.jpg\] \[http://www.7tune.c… --- ## [Who wants to help me](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-help-me/237647)
**Author:** [@NedZ32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NedZ32)\ **Replies:** 27\ **Last updated:** [July 8, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-wants-to-help-me/237647 "2008-07-08T15:09:29Z")
put a new radiator in the Z? It should get here in a few days but I don’t have jack stands or a jack for that matter.lol --- ## [who?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who/237686)
**Author:** [@bfol45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bfol45)\ **Replies:** 17\ **Last updated:** [July 8, 2008, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who/237686 "2008-07-08T10:05:57Z")
idk im mad bored and cant fall a sleep so why not start a poll :banana [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=248) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=250)