# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=257 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 258 --- ## [XGates: What the f0k?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xgates-what-the-f0k/237017)
**Author:** [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Replies:** 42\ **Last updated:** [May 28, 2008, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xgates-what-the-f0k/237017 "2008-05-28T05:38:53Z")
The wifey wanted to go shopping and I wanted a new throw for Newman on the couch so we went to the XGates. On a quick side note, there’s a Coach store and she didn’t see it. :lol I am walking along as her and her sister… --- ## [08 RXP-X](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/08-rxp-x/237031)
**Author:** [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Replies:** 38\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/08-rxp-x/237031 "2008-05-27T22:06:55Z")
Im thinking about buying a jet ski, and fell in love with this one. I was wondering if anyone had/knew anyone with one and if they had any problems with it. I also am trying to find out the top speed on it but cant find … --- ## [Lexus LF-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lexus-lf-a/236861)
**Author:** [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lexus-lf-a/236861 "2008-05-27T17:08:05Z")
i did some looking around, and i can’t really find anything to back up a rumor i heard that the lexus lf-a ran around nurburgring (sp) at 7:18 unofficially. i dont care if its official or not, i just want to know if that… --- ## [Serious candy](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/serious-candy/237009)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [May 27, 2008, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/serious-candy/237009 "2008-05-27T05:17:03Z")
possibly NWS, its candy, but still. Look at the name! :lol http://www.edibleanus.com/ --- ## [New and improved 91 teg b16a1's turbo build](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-and-improved-91-teg-b16a1s-turbo-build/235596)
**Author:** [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Replies:** 198\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-and-improved-91-teg-b16a1s-turbo-build/235596 "2008-05-26T21:05:36Z")
Well ive always wanted to turbo my teg…so when it threw a rod i figured id use it as the excuse to do it The specifics are still being put together but the motor is getting afull rebuild s300 turbo hondata 6 point cage … --- ## [Apparently, Swifty does like some things hairy...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-swifty-does-like-some-things-hairy/236975)
**Author:** [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2008, 1:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apparently-swifty-does-like-some-things-hairy/236975 "2008-05-26T01:31:52Z")
So a few weeks ago, Swifty made a new friend at the track. Looks like they got pretty close. :naughty I’ve been debating on even posting these up… then I decided I just can’t keep these gems all to myself any longer… \[… --- ## [Need help replacing a lightbulb.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-replacing-a-lightbulb/237011)
**Author:** [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2008, 1:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-replacing-a-lightbulb/237011 "2008-05-26T01:18:40Z")
My lightbulb just went out, I’m not sure what to do. Any suggestions?? Reference: http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=2388.0 --- ## [how many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-forum-members-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb/237000)
**Author:** [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [May 26, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-forum-members-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb/237000 "2008-05-26T01:17:16Z")
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb c… --- ## [Well, it looks like ive got my work cut out for me](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-it-looks-like-ive-got-my-work-cut-out-for-me/236802)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [May 25, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-it-looks-like-ive-got-my-work-cut-out-for-me/236802 "2008-05-25T23:01:39Z")
This is a pun one of my coworkers made, not my line! Anyways, Ive been into papercraft lately. For those who dont know, this is when you print out things on paper, cut and paste them into models. My friend sent me a mod… --- ## [Memorial Day Road Trippin!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/memorial-day-road-trippin/236990)
**Author:** [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [May 25, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/memorial-day-road-trippin/236990 "2008-05-25T22:50:12Z")
Just shooting this idea out there, Monday i dont know what peoples plans are… but me and freakls are planning a day thing. Not sure we want this to get huge, but just as a suggestion i was thinking we cruise up to Lake G… --- ## [Things black/white/hispanic/asian Americans need to know](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-black-white-hispanic-asian-americans-need-to-know/236877)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [May 25, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-black-white-hispanic-asian-americans-need-to-know/236877 "2008-05-25T00:49:30Z")
not tryin to start a war or anything, its just something funny i read For the record, the only reason there aren’t more ethnicities on here is that I don’t know enough people from the other demographics to form consiste… --- ## [AROD vs Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/arod-vs-swifty/236970)
**Author:** [@arodracing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/arodracing)\ **Replies:** 185\ **Last updated:** [May 24, 2008, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/arod-vs-swifty/236970 "2008-05-24T13:28:38Z")
yea it should read Matt/brooks on the top ten list --- ## [Hooked on 240 is a liar](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hooked-on-240-is-a-liar/236984)
**Author:** [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Replies:** 128\ **Last updated:** [May 24, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hooked-on-240-is-a-liar/236984 "2008-05-24T10:53:43Z")
Im new to this forum…but ive been doing some looking around and ive been seeing some ridiculous lies come from Hooked on 240… so basically this thread is to try to help him stop lying --- ## [anyone in here into metal/hardcore?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-in-here-into-metal-hardcore/236980)
**Author:** [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [May 23, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-in-here-into-metal-hardcore/236980 "2008-05-23T15:26:01Z")
if so check out this show Aug. 8th \[image\] GUNNA BE SICK --- ## [Tom Green](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 27\ **Last updated:** [May 23, 2008, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tom-green/236968 "2008-05-23T06:03:28Z")
Your thoughts on him? I hate 'im. Everything he does is dumb, but not even the funny kind of dumb. \[http://comicswithoutviolence.com/comics/20030828.jpg\] MTV skits sucked, his show sucked. Why does that fool continue … --- ## [Money for gas? Free?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/money-for-gas-free/236967)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [May 22, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/money-for-gas-free/236967 "2008-05-22T16:48:49Z")
would any of u actually do this? http://mycarmycar.com/ --- ## [Happy Bday Neo!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-neo/236961)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [May 22, 2008, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-neo/236961 "2008-05-22T11:47:10Z")
Happy 21st! :drink :drink :drink --- ## [MOVED: AROD vs Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moved-arod-vs-swifty/236971)
**Author:** [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [May 22, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/moved-arod-vs-swifty/236971 "2008-05-22T07:04:32Z")
This topic has been moved to Battlefield. \[iurl\]http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=2357.0\[/iurl\] --- ## [Senior pranks.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/senior-pranks/236893)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 35\ **Last updated:** [May 22, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/senior-pranks/236893 "2008-05-22T06:55:56Z")
I know some of you are graduating this year from HS. and there is no way to better celebrate leaving the good years behind other then leaving a big F you, in a form of a senior prank. Need any ideas? :ninja --- ## [Apologies about the down time.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apologies-about-the-down-time/236957)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [May 21, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/apologies-about-the-down-time/236957 "2008-05-21T22:17:31Z")
As most of you have noticed there has been a lot of downtime on the site lately. My host, apparently doesn’t think it’s important to notify users about any sort of repair or downtime on their servers that would result i… --- ## [Halo with hookers? OH HELLS YES](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halo-with-hookers-oh-hells-yes/236959)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [May 21, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halo-with-hookers-oh-hells-yes/236959 "2008-05-21T16:05:12Z")
http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm :crackup --- ## [DCNick lost to another car?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dcnick-lost-to-another-car/236946)
**Author:** [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Replies:** 80\ **Last updated:** [May 21, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dcnick-lost-to-another-car/236946 "2008-05-21T13:47:34Z")
trade 4 my gsr. you know u wanna --- ## [The "How Lazy Are You thread"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 36\ **Last updated:** [May 21, 2008, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-how-lazy-are-you-thread/236931 "2008-05-21T13:25:35Z")
Start each one with “I’m so lazy I \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_” fill in the blank I’ll start I’m so lazy, I just emailed the guy that’s 3 feet behind me to ask him a question and he replied :crackup --- ## [My Managers are in the running for a Darwin Award \*EPIC FAILURE\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-managers-are-in-the-running-for-a-darwin-award-epic-failure/236945)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [May 21, 2008, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-managers-are-in-the-running-for-a-darwin-award-epic-failure/236945 "2008-05-21T11:13:51Z")
So, every spring city workers come to my parking garage and use the fire hose system to clean it. Well today they come to pressurize the system to test it for this weekend, and APPARENTLY one of these 4" diameter pipes t… --- ## [What happened?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-happened/236948)
**Author:** [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [May 21, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-happened/236948 "2008-05-21T10:54:28Z")
Why wouldnt this site work all day until now?? it kept telling me error report to administrator, or shift has crashed, please fix :lol --- ## [Proxy](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proxy/236862)
**Author:** [@Fr1an8k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fr1an8k)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [May 19, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proxy/236862 "2008-05-19T23:19:50Z")
Does anyone know any good proxy servers?My school just got a new server and almost everything is blocked. --- ## [Lester No-Hitter](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lester-no-hitter/236937)
**Author:** [@idipskoalmint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/idipskoalmint)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [May 19, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lester-no-hitter/236937 "2008-05-19T22:19:18Z")
http://www.cnn.com/si/baseball/mlb/gameflash/2008/05/19/20810\_recap.html?cnn=yes How 'bout those Red Sox? :banana --- ## [Passport 8500](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/passport-8500/236921)
**Author:** [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [May 19, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/passport-8500/236921 "2008-05-19T20:38:44Z")
ok, so i found my radar laying around and i plugged it in and went for a cruise… it fucking goes off every 2 seconds, with KA max, and then K, and then KA max and the K… over and over. I dunno if its like overheating… b… --- ## [Condratulations Graduates](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condratulations-graduates/236924)
**Author:** [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [May 19, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/condratulations-graduates/236924 "2008-05-19T19:47:32Z")
Congratulations to K20 Powerpuff and Girlpants mark For Graduating from CBA Yesterday. And to anyone else who graduated this weekend. --- ## [new drifting tires lol](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drifting-tires-lol/236899)
**Author:** [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [May 19, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-drifting-tires-lol/236899 "2008-05-19T19:10:26Z")
well i learned sumthing new tonight in the rain… :crackup not only r the new super swamper’s on my truck great in the mud. but there excellent for drifting in the rain!!! :nod ;D NO effort needed at all. highbridge rd … [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=256) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=258)