# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=260 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 261 --- ## [any one down for golf 5/1/08](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-one-down-for-golf-5-1-08/236692)
**Author:** [@Fr1an8k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fr1an8k)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [May 2, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-one-down-for-golf-5-1-08/236692 "2008-05-02T17:34:44Z")
Me my cousin and my buddy are playing at the fairways of halfmoon tomorrow and we need a fourth. No one else we no has the time we will be teeing off at 5. send me a message for my # if you wanna come. --- ## [My Bar](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-bar/235367)
**Author:** [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Replies:** 46\ **Last updated:** [May 2, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-bar/235367 "2008-05-02T12:22:56Z")
This has been posted on rspeed already, but I’ll share it here as well. -8 foot long -oak -took 6 months to make (mainly weekend project) -had it for a year an a half now I still have to build the bar back, but I’ve… --- ## [Shift 518 Advertisement Cards!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift-518-advertisement-cards/236697)
**Author:** [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Replies:** 41\ **Last updated:** [May 2, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift-518-advertisement-cards/236697 "2008-05-02T09:35:11Z")
Ok. I Deliver pizza in Guilderland, and there are nice cars everywhere. Most of which, i see like 3 times a day. I love Vlad, its no secret. I really want to start passing out cards to clean/well done cars i see. Who ca… --- ## [Yeah that's right travis. FUCK YOU!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yeah-thats-right-travis-fuck-you/236502)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 19\ **Last updated:** [May 2, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yeah-thats-right-travis-fuck-you/236502 "2008-05-02T07:17:32Z")
:lol Spotted Travis turning onto plank rd from kinns rd in clifton park yesterday. I gave the one finger salute. Travis cried. True story. --- ## [Mario + Unreal Tournament? EPIC!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mario-unreal-tournament-epic/236706)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [May 1, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mario-unreal-tournament-epic/236706 "2008-05-01T20:47:21Z")
http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/04/27/unreal-tournament-meets-super-mario/ I’m SO getting that! :nod --- ## [cool person test](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cool-person-test/236609)
**Author:** [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [May 1, 2008, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cool-person-test/236609 "2008-05-01T18:41:23Z")
This is a pretty cool test, check it out. This test is based on how cool you were in High School–what crowd you ran with, etc., it’s pretty accurate. http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool\_test.htm --- ## [Domestic vs. Import](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/domestic-vs-import/235518)
**Author:** [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\ **Replies:** 230\ **Last updated:** [May 1, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/domestic-vs-import/235518 "2008-05-01T08:19:58Z")
The other thread seems to have drifted into this conversation, so we should have a separate thread to debate the pros and cons of both. I’ve had the pleasure(?) of owning/driving domestic, japanese, and european cars ove… --- ## [please take a moment to read this](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/please-take-a-moment-to-read-this/236683)
**Author:** [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [May 1, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/please-take-a-moment-to-read-this/236683 "2008-05-01T06:56:43Z")
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3792772 its a members thread about his girlfriend who is pregnant with twins that has adrenal cancer now, please read and put them in your thoughts --- ## [If you HAD to vote TODAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-to-vote-today/236618)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 57\ **Last updated:** [April 30, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-to-vote-today/236618 "2008-04-30T15:00:44Z")
Who would you vote for? I originally had said I was actually going to vote in this election but I have decided there is no longer a point. EVERY candidate is so full of shit that I can’t justify voting, no matter who ma… --- ## [New guy here.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-guy-here/236478)
**Author:** [@JohnnySasakiMGS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JohnnySasakiMGS)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [April 30, 2008, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-guy-here/236478 "2008-04-30T14:04:09Z")
Hey whats up. I’m Paul. I used to live in the Albany area but moved so I may know a handful of people here. I currently own a… Well I don’t really need to tell you its in my sig. Just sayin hello. --- ## [Another funny..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-funny/236673)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [April 29, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-funny/236673 "2008-04-29T21:51:12Z")
I don’t know why really but everytime I watch this I laugh my ass off… Funny --- ## [Quality, hillarious story.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quality-hillarious-story/236590)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [April 29, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quality-hillarious-story/236590 "2008-04-29T20:51:26Z")
Saw it on another site :lol \[i\] (When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me… --- ## [Um. This is fucking CRAZY.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-this-is-fucking-crazy/236665)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 12\ **Last updated:** [April 29, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-this-is-fucking-crazy/236665 "2008-04-29T20:21:21Z")
Happened to a fellow bimmerforums member…holy FUCK. http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=992964 \[http://a626.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l\_fab104e39310fc12334d4a86c52cbb59.jpg\] --- ## [torrent sites?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/torrent-sites/236657)
**Author:** [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/torrent-sites/236657 "2008-04-28T21:42:52Z")
Anot here use a good reliable torrent site for “downloads” Free or charge is fine, I’m looking for something safe and reliable. also anyone here that does use torrents have a good program they like to use in particular.… --- ## [and ya know i jus jus jusT yank um yanked it](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-ya-know-i-jus-jus-just-yank-um-yanked-it/236651)
**Author:** [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-ya-know-i-jus-jus-just-yank-um-yanked-it/236651 "2008-04-28T16:49:57Z")
7yr old steals car smokin with cigarettes doin hood rat stuff… i heard this in the morning and i was dying! heres the vid of laterian http://youtube.com/watch?v=-D1lRZ7-ITQ --- ## [Women - good investment.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-good-investment/236489)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 47\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/women-good-investment/236489 "2008-04-28T14:21:32Z")
IIRC He’s single, so there :tong --- ## [Starcarft II video](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/starcarft-ii-video/236652)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [April 28, 2008, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/starcarft-ii-video/236652 "2008-04-28T12:32:04Z")
Good god! that looks amazing! Blizzard :bowdown http://pc.ign.com/dor/objects/850126/starcraft-2/videos/starcraft2preview.html --- ## [mental hospital phone menu](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mental-hospital-phone-menu/236628)
**Author:** [@Fr1an8k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fr1an8k)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [April 27, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mental-hospital-phone-menu/236628 "2008-04-27T19:49:37Z")
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press … --- ## [People trying to get laid at the lot?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-trying-to-get-laid-at-the-lot/236546)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 83\ **Last updated:** [April 26, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-trying-to-get-laid-at-the-lot/236546 "2008-04-26T17:25:40Z")
not wit a blown clutch and and a exhaust as thick as his dick --- ## [watch gameplay of the new gta game for 360 live!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-gameplay-of-the-new-gta-game-for-360-live/236624)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [April 26, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-gameplay-of-the-new-gta-game-for-360-live/236624 "2008-04-26T15:53:44Z")
http://www.justin.tv/reignofchaos no joke you can worship me for this later --- ## [YIPES, file that under "no effing way" category](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yipes-file-that-under-no-effing-way-category/236614)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [April 26, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yipes-file-that-under-no-effing-way-category/236614 "2008-04-26T10:22:36Z")
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in\_article\_id=144355&in\_page\_id=2 :confused :wtf --- ## [Johnny Law Sponsored by Michael Braccini](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/johnny-law-sponsored-by-michael-braccini/234847)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 40\ **Last updated:** [April 25, 2008, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/johnny-law-sponsored-by-michael-braccini/234847 "2008-04-25T07:41:39Z")
Coverage of the Johnny Law Section in Shift518. All the past issues will be posted here. If you have any law questions you’d like answered post it here. Got a ticket and want to know weither or not to fight it? You go… --- ## [E36 ///M = weaksos a.k.a teh slow](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/e36-m-weaksos-a-k-a-teh-slow/236605)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [April 25, 2008, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/e36-m-weaksos-a-k-a-teh-slow/236605 "2008-04-25T07:16:50Z")
Benny, step your game up maynee!!! For those mis-informed or lost in this thread…4 door civic \> Benny’s E36 :haha :rofl --- ## [Battleship Game.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/battleship-game/236541)
**Author:** [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [April 25, 2008, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/battleship-game/236541 "2008-04-25T06:27:16Z")
I just made this up, curious to see how it works. RULES: Take a piece of paper and write down 5 different coordinates (those are your 5 ships). Each coordinate must inclue 1 letter and 1 number. (Letters A-T and numbe… --- ## [Is Travis Fibbing?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-travis-fibbing/236560)
**Author:** [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Replies:** 86\ **Last updated:** [April 25, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-travis-fibbing/236560 "2008-04-25T06:26:54Z")
Discuss. --- ## [Football fans - cool browser game](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/football-fans-cool-browser-game/236604)
**Author:** [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [April 24, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/football-fans-cool-browser-game/236604 "2008-04-24T19:22:14Z")
http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=7995129 Definitely worth checking out - you create your player and guide him through a career while team managers try to pick your player up, negotiate contracts, ect. Very fu… --- ## [Italy's iPhones to be Unlocked?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/italys-iphones-to-be-unlocked/236594)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [April 24, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/italys-iphones-to-be-unlocked/236594 "2008-04-24T14:52:12Z")
Italians have better coffee, better food, shorter workdays. And now their iPhones are going to be cooler than ours, too? That’s unfair. But according to La Repubblica, a daily newspaper in Rome, Telecom Italia has signed… --- ## [Snoop Dogg coming to Duanesburg/Mariaville](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snoop-dogg-coming-to-duanesburg-mariaville/236578)
**Author:** [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [April 24, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snoop-dogg-coming-to-duanesburg-mariaville/236578 "2008-04-24T09:35:38Z")
:wtf :banana “the shiznit” scroll down a lil bit and he’s on the list of performers. --- ## [Hear about Meow-Diesel yet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hear-about-meow-diesel-yet/236538)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [April 23, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hear-about-meow-diesel-yet/236538 "2008-04-23T20:28:32Z")
\[http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-picturs-cat-in-exhaust.jpg\] --- ## [eBay \> ME](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebay-me/236545)
**Author:** [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Replies:** 19\ **Last updated:** [April 23, 2008, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ebay-me/236545 "2008-04-23T14:20:45Z")
Anyone know what good software is available? I might have posted about this before but don’t care. Want to beat the evil bastard. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=259) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=261)