# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=262 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 263 --- ## [Bennyfizzle is a homo.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bennyfizzle-is-a-homo/236037)
**Author:** [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Replies:** 62\ **Last updated:** [April 15, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bennyfizzle-is-a-homo/236037 "2008-04-15T23:01:41Z")
This is for people who can take a joke on an internet forum. If you take any of this seriously, go away. Bennyfizzle is a homo. Discuss. --- ## [Things that don't make sense](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-dont-make-sense/236104)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 68\ **Last updated:** [April 15, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-dont-make-sense/236104 "2008-04-15T22:39:31Z")
There is some weird shit in this world that just dosen’t make sense. I figuired it would be a good topic to post what you have seen that made no sense at all. -Today I was at the drivethrough ATM and realized it had bra… --- ## [how nice](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-nice/236439)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [April 15, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-nice/236439 "2008-04-15T18:20:19Z")
well i guess here in lovely uptown mechanicville the local cops found a couple pipe bombs around cvs and advanced auto and its right around the corner from my house damn mexicans cant behave anywheres --- ## [Feature: Shift Projects](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/feature-shift-projects/234956)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [April 15, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/feature-shift-projects/234956 "2008-04-15T13:33:48Z")
\[http://shift518.com/gallery/1\_16\_10\_07\_6\_17\_03.jpg\] Cossey’s 2005 Subaru Legacy GT Limited \[http://shift518.com/gallery/1\_16\_10\_07\_6\_31\_32.jpg\] \[http://shift518.com/gallery/1\_16\_10\_07\_6\_32\_32.jpg\] We chose this car … --- ## [next 10day weather](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-10day-weather/236442)
**Author:** [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [April 15, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/next-10day-weather/236442 "2008-04-15T13:18:07Z")
http://www.weather.com/outlook/driving/interstate/tenday/12211?from=hrly\_topnav\_driving that is what i’m talkin about. better see you fuckers out! i say we have a Shift518 Guptils ice cream meet one of these nights! pr… --- ## [Hi!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi/236366)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 43\ **Last updated:** [April 15, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi/236366 "2008-04-15T06:26:51Z")
Ummmm i guess i didn’t get the memo about this place till today… so hi! --- ## [NY to tax Amazon purchases](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ny-to-tax-amazon-purchases/236402)
**Author:** [@Oleg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oleg)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [April 15, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ny-to-tax-amazon-purchases/236402 "2008-04-15T06:07:07Z")
http://gizmodo.com/379090/no-more-tax-free-online-purchases-for-new-york-with-new-amazon-tax-bill In case living in New York wasn’t already expensive enough, state lawmakers passed the “Amazon Tax” bill this week, which… --- ## [K20 VS VW](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-vw/235485)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 197\ **Last updated:** [April 14, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-vw/235485 "2008-04-14T23:32:00Z")
joe, :stfu. its the turbo -Charger not the car… my experiences with a few = the suck so they suck in my eyes ;D --- ## [new to the forum](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-to-the-forum/236346)
**Author:** [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Replies:** 22\ **Last updated:** [April 14, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-to-the-forum/236346 "2008-04-14T22:09:51Z")
whats up guys, ninety1two40 referred me here. my names Jon, i live in duanesburg out in the the middle of nowhere. i got a caddi as my main car and an old buick as a field/jump car. :cool --- ## [awesome new game for kids](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-new-game-for-kids/236424)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [April 14, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-new-game-for-kids/236424 "2008-04-14T17:51:03Z")
www.missbimbo.com/ :lol :crackup --- ## [A proposition for whoever...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-proposition-for-whoever/236413)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [April 14, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-proposition-for-whoever/236413 "2008-04-14T12:49:00Z")
Well guys. At the exhuastion of any other options, mostly because my friends can’t get the time off, I am now posting here. I have never met any of you but I figure what the hell. My mom, step-dad,sister, a friend of her… --- ## [ATV Talk](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/atv-talk/236347)
**Author:** [@kromwell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kromwell)\ **Replies:** 73\ **Last updated:** [April 14, 2008, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/atv-talk/236347 "2008-04-14T09:21:21Z")
Anyone here ride 4 wheelers at all?? I just bought a leftover 2007 Yamaha Grizzly 700 w/ Power Steering. Flippin LOVE the thing!! I’m looking for anyone in the Albany area that has some sort of pull with any kind of par… --- ## [boosted camaro = teh slow](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boosted-camaro-teh-slow/235587)
**Author:** [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Replies:** 451\ **Last updated:** [April 14, 2008, 12:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boosted-camaro-teh-slow/235587 "2008-04-14T00:06:22Z")
ok so my friend john and i were just at mackey auto sales in clifton park on rt 9. decided to take their blue sti for a quick spin for shits and giggles to pass a little time. just leave the “stealership” headed north an… --- ## [Stupid](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid/236408)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [April 13, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stupid/236408 "2008-04-13T21:16:59Z")
List something that you found ABSOLUTLY stupid today. And i know theres alot of stupid going around these days. Heres mine. http://wroooooaaaaaahhhhhhhoooooaaaahhh.ytmnd.com/ --- ## [WATCH OUT FOR THIS BITCH!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-out-for-this-bitch/236166)
**Author:** [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Replies:** 86\ **Last updated:** [April 13, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-out-for-this-bitch/236166 "2008-04-13T16:26:47Z")
Keep your Eyes open for a 2005 ish Silver Honda Accord Sedan. Its Standard and has a Blue Handycap Tag hangin from the Mirror. This bitch Backed into me at the Intersection of Wolf and Albany Shaker. I was a good 8 fe… --- ## [Thank You Kicklow!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thank-you-kicklow/236369)
**Author:** [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Replies:** 101\ **Last updated:** [April 12, 2008, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thank-you-kicklow/236369 "2008-04-12T07:58:04Z")
I just wanted to Publicly Thankyou for your good deed. I dont know how long it will last, but still. I Thank You And im Sure others would too If they knew of your actions. Im sure they will figure it out sooner or lat… --- ## [f\*cked up jeep](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cked-up-jeep/236345)
**Author:** [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [April 12, 2008, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-cked-up-jeep/236345 "2008-04-12T07:49:41Z")
might not look like much but fucked me up --- ## [Yo ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-st4tus/236393)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [April 12, 2008, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-st4tus/236393 "2008-04-12T06:14:50Z")
i saw you behind me by Target and then got on it next to you turning onto rt.9…I don’t know if you were trying to talk to me or what, Dark tinted windows throw me off on whether or not you were trying to say something, o… --- ## [Congrats Vlad.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-vlad/236368)
**Author:** [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [April 11, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/congrats-vlad/236368 "2008-04-11T23:10:16Z")
I have to give you a big :thumb for shift’s progress. As of right now theres 317 members. and contiuing to grow every day. Altho i have to ask, do you advertise? --- ## [Something we can all agree on...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-we-can-all-agree-on/236371)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 48\ **Last updated:** [April 11, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-we-can-all-agree-on/236371 "2008-04-11T11:48:33Z")
Well guys. Today was not such a good day for me. My girlfriend of 5 years and I ended our relationship. She said she was not happy anymore and truth is we are both at different points in our lives so it made sense. It is… --- ## [What is your background?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-is-your-background/234865)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [April 11, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-is-your-background/234865 "2008-04-11T10:28:22Z")
\[http://shift518.com/gallery/1\_25\_09\_07\_9\_28\_05.jpg\] --- ## [Does this look like a porche to you?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-this-look-like-a-porche-to-you/236350)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 26\ **Last updated:** [April 11, 2008, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-this-look-like-a-porche-to-you/236350 "2008-04-11T07:08:30Z")
If I get one more douchebag asking me if my car is a porche im going to slap someone :headbang BTW she is dirty in this pic, was takin before I did my 5 speed swap before winter \[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/… --- ## [Indroducing myself... should of done this a few weeks ago](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/indroducing-myself-should-of-done-this-a-few-weeks-ago/236353)
**Author:** [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [April 11, 2008, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/indroducing-myself-should-of-done-this-a-few-weeks-ago/236353 "2008-04-11T06:37:29Z")
Hey I’m steve, live out in Duanesburg. My brother (LACVILLE) just joined the forum too. I have a 1991 Nissan 240sx with RB25DET swap. More details if you click my sig. including pictures and video to prove it. I also h… --- ## [let Pokerrun 518 rise from the grave](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-pokerrun-518-rise-from-the-grave/236374)
**Author:** [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Replies:** 38\ **Last updated:** [April 10, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/let-pokerrun-518-rise-from-the-grave/236374 "2008-04-10T21:27:53Z")
We know hes here just un-ban it wtf is the big deal i know ppl got there probs with him but doesnt mean ya gonna get rid off him just work the shit out --- ## [k20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20power/236381)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [April 10, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20power/236381 "2008-04-10T18:11:00Z")
doooooooooooooooood you drove by me earlier on 20 headed into guilderland… i was on my way home. i doubt you seen me, i just caught a glimpse of what i thought was your car going the opposite way as me. I was in a dark g… --- ## [Those who can do do, those who can't are travis](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-who-can-do-do-those-who-cant-are-travis/236261)
**Author:** [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\ **Replies:** 36\ **Last updated:** [April 10, 2008, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/those-who-can-do-do-those-who-cant-are-travis/236261 "2008-04-10T07:37:23Z")
In our line of work-if you go from turning wrenches to being a service advisor (aka pee-on) you are not good at diagnosing, wrenching or anything automotive. Believe mew if your good you make more than the service adviso… --- ## [new guy here](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-guy-here/236317)
**Author:** [@Wizard13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wizard13)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [April 10, 2008, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-guy-here/236317 "2008-04-10T07:21:41Z")
Hey guys, i just joined up here and i just wanted to say hi and introduce myself. I’m 24 and i live in delmar and i drive an 86 BMW 325e. Its nothing special but definatly a work in progress. It’s currently under the kni… --- ## [Polite request for Hooked on 240](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/polite-request-for-hooked-on-240/236330)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 163\ **Last updated:** [April 10, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/polite-request-for-hooked-on-240/236330 "2008-04-10T06:38:43Z")
Your claim of 178hp, is that wheel horepower? If so could you provide a dyno chart and a list of the conditions of the dyno including coorection? If not are you calculating this from a lower whp figure and if so how much… --- ## [Travis likes penis, whores, etc.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-likes-penis-whores-etc/236354)
**Author:** [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Replies:** 124\ **Last updated:** [April 9, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/travis-likes-penis-whores-etc/236354 "2008-04-09T23:10:35Z")
My dick is bigger than yours. I spent more money on my car. Beat that. --- ## [Ham Vs. Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255)
**Author:** [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [April 9, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ham-vs-bacon/236255 "2008-04-09T22:28:01Z")
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