# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=272 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 273 --- ## [How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-you-take-in-a-fight/235442)
**Author:** [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [January 22, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-you-take-in-a-fight/235442 "2008-01-22T22:07:04Z")
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ I got 30, I’m proud of that, the almost daily beatings my brother and his friends threw me for the first decade of my life clearly have paid off when it comes to c… --- ## [I'm Back](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-back/235446)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [January 22, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-back/235446 "2008-01-22T11:52:48Z")
Well, I guess you could say i’ve got a short fuse, single-sided thought proccess, or whatever they have nowadays to call it. I recently deleted my account becuase a topic got a little heated, it was partially my fault so… --- ## [How many 5 year olds can you take on in a fight?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-you-take-on-in-a-fight/235253)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [January 21, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-you-take-on-in-a-fight/235253 "2008-01-21T21:05:50Z")
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ For me, 31. I have no problem using one of those little fuckers as a weapon. --- ## [OH NOES!!! SEND IN THE CHOPPA!!!1!11](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-noes-send-in-the-choppa-1-11/235441)
**Author:** [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [January 21, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-noes-send-in-the-choppa-1-11/235441 "2008-01-21T17:23:51Z")
vlad is going to love me for this one… \[http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/whalen7840/Forums/roflcopter.jpg\] --- ## [Google with your phone.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-with-your-phone/235422)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [January 20, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-with-your-phone/235422 "2008-01-20T19:00:44Z")
Very neat google feature that I’ve been over-using so I’m sharing it with everybody who dosn’t know about it yet. If you txt to “google” 466453 you can get a bunch of information, such as weather, 411, tickets, sports u… --- ## [5 bugs not to F with](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-bugs-not-to-f-with/235424)
**Author:** [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [January 20, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-bugs-not-to-f-with/235424 "2008-01-20T13:04:26Z")
There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 insects on earth at any given moment. Seriously, that’s a real number. For every one of us, there are 1.5 billion bugs. But some of them are so horrifying, just one is too many… --- ## [Why the fuck??!~?!?!?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-the-fuck/235361)
**Author:** [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Replies:** 22\ **Last updated:** [January 19, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-the-fuck/235361 "2008-01-19T15:20:09Z")
do I constantly see people that are on welfare driving nicer cars then me?? I almost got my ass beat last night in the grocery store because one such person. Its about 11pm and Im doing some grocery shopping. there are… --- ## [LOL 99 words](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-99-words/235420)
**Author:** [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [January 18, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lol-99-words/235420 "2008-01-18T18:31:55Z")
ENJOY IT!!! ;D ;D ;D http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1200588499/99\_Words\_For\_Boobs --- ## [Shift518 Public Blast](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift518-public-blast/234836)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 39\ **Last updated:** [January 18, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shift518-public-blast/234836 "2008-01-18T18:27:39Z")
August/September \[http://shift518.com/gallery/1\_20\_09\_07\_8\_12\_18.jpg\] \[http://shift518.com/gallery/1\_20\_09\_07\_8\_26\_07.jpg\] --- ## [Austrailian kid throws party](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/austrailian-kid-throws-party/235419)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [January 18, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/austrailian-kid-throws-party/235419 "2008-01-18T18:27:16Z")
Threw a party with his parents out of town…it starts out kind of boring but i think it’s hilarious from about half way til the end :lol http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/The\_australian\_party\_kid-e22g.html --- ## [Would you stay?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-stay/235405)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [January 18, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-stay/235405 "2008-01-18T14:31:27Z")
I have really been thinking a lot about this lately. With everything going on in this country, most of it bad, some of it good, I have really been considering moving. If you had no large ties to this country, would you m… --- ## [looking for odd jobs/ side jobs etc](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-odd-jobs-side-jobs-etc/235395)
**Author:** [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [January 17, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-odd-jobs-side-jobs-etc/235395 "2008-01-17T13:08:07Z")
as the topic says, Im looking for any kind of side work somebody may have, I’ve been out of work way too long, and cant get cleared medically to go back to work. Trying to catch up on some of my bills. I cant go “on the … --- ## [whats up ya'll?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-up-yall/235409)
**Author:** [@KingDustin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KingDustin)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [January 17, 2008, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-up-yall/235409 "2008-01-17T09:24:33Z")
sup bitches? vlad got me to sign up, gotta bring back the king, so here i am --- ## [Internet scammers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/internet-scammers/235400)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [January 16, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/internet-scammers/235400 "2008-01-16T17:06:53Z")
Internet scammers beware :crackup :lol :lmao http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=437458 The Craigslist listing, the flyers, the Army recruiter, and the google earth :crackup :crackup :crackup :cracku… --- ## [Ghetto wedding](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ghetto-wedding/235392)
**Author:** [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [January 16, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ghetto-wedding/235392 "2008-01-16T13:42:19Z")
\[http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6039/img03531zd9.jpg\] \[http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/856/img03621bj4.jpg\] \[http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/800/img03611ja1.jpg\] \[http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7412/img0… --- ## [Suicide Hotline](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/suicide-hotline/235398)
**Author:** [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [January 16, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/suicide-hotline/235398 "2008-01-16T13:34:11Z")
I was feeling a little down the other night and called the suicide hotline. It was answered by some operator in Pakistan. I told them I was feeling suicidal. They asked me if I knew how to drive a truck. --- ## [stolen car found with N2O](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stolen-car-found-with-n2o/235396)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [January 15, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stolen-car-found-with-n2o/235396 "2008-01-15T15:28:52Z")
hahaha http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3632476 --- ## [More Drama...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/more-drama/235354)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 47\ **Last updated:** [January 15, 2008, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/more-drama/235354 "2008-01-15T10:07:53Z")
So last night on my home from work… I was leaving the parking lot, it was dark, no cars on the road so I goosed her a little bit, got a little bit sideways and straightened out. Two seconds later I get pulled over. I s… --- ## [Kid gets OWN3D by his mom...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-gets-own3d-by-his-mom/235368)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [January 15, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-gets-own3d-by-his-mom/235368 "2008-01-15T04:48:24Z")
http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayof...ion=cnn\_latest Story Highlights “Mean mom” sells son’s car after finding booze bottle Woman set 2 rules: No drinking, keep doors locked Huge positive response to ad for car Car ha… --- ## [A black Jeffrey Dalmer...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-black-jeffrey-dalmer/235369)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [January 14, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-black-jeffrey-dalmer/235369 "2008-01-14T18:35:35Z")
:wow Some people are really twisted… http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22531423/ --- ## [Ohh snaps!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-snaps/235386)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [January 14, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ohh-snaps/235386 "2008-01-14T16:01:18Z")
I can’t find a new avatar. --- ## [Watches?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watches/235349)
**Author:** [@Niskyspy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Niskyspy)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [January 14, 2008, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watches/235349 "2008-01-14T11:12:22Z")
Well, I am deciding on what brand of watch to go with, and made this post just to see what brand people rely on for their watches. I am looking for something simple that just tells me time but I do have a couple of thing… --- ## [Wicked Gross](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wicked-gross/235371)
**Author:** [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [January 14, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wicked-gross/235371 "2008-01-14T11:02:26Z")
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,321991,00.html I couldn’t even imagine how shitty this is for them… cuz you know that they had to have banged. yuck --- ## [heehaw heehaw heeaways does that!! i fixed wrong link right one now!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heehaw-heehaw-heeaways-does-that-i-fixed-wrong-link-right-one-now/235374)
**Author:** [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [January 12, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heehaw-heehaw-heeaways-does-that-i-fixed-wrong-link-right-one-now/235374 "2008-01-12T22:24:55Z")
http://poststuff4.entensity.net/011108/media.php?media=ass.wmv --- ## [Good license plates](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-license-plates/235376)
**Author:** [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [January 12, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-license-plates/235376 "2008-01-12T19:03:06Z")
Post pics, don’t say a friend of a buddy has XXXX \[http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c141/ohhhnoes/misc%20cars/IMG\_8080.jpg\] \[http://thewolfweb.com/photos/00490358.jpg\] \[http://www.laist.com/attachments/tony/metalica.… --- ## [Two men bring dead man to cash check... real life Weekend at Bernies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-men-bring-dead-man-to-cash-check-real-life-weekend-at-bernies/235362)
**Author:** [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [January 11, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-men-bring-dead-man-to-cash-check-real-life-weekend-at-bernies/235362 "2008-01-11T23:19:49Z")
http://www.nbc4.com/news/15010493/detail.html --- ## [Parts Review Sponsored by JVG Motorsports](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parts-review-sponsored-by-jvg-motorsports/234848)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [January 11, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/parts-review-sponsored-by-jvg-motorsports/234848 "2008-01-11T19:43:55Z")
Monthly New Hot items and parts review, by JVG Motorsports. --- ## [Impress the hell out of anybody with your... folding chair?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/impress-the-hell-out-of-anybody-with-your-folding-chair/235351)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [January 11, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/impress-the-hell-out-of-anybody-with-your-folding-chair/235351 "2008-01-11T17:00:11Z")
http://www.break.com/index/awesome\_folding\_chair.html :wow Putting this on my Santa list, '08 --- ## [3 quadrillion dollar lawsuit](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3-quadrillion-dollar-lawsuit/235363)
**Author:** [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [January 10, 2008, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3-quadrillion-dollar-lawsuit/235363 "2008-01-10T09:40:17Z")
Associated Press Katrina’s Victims Ask for Huge Checks By MICHAEL KUNZELMAN 01.09.08, 3:15 AM ET NEW ORLEANS - Hurricane Katrina’s victims have put a price tag on their suffering and it is staggering - including one … --- ## [Hurricane season.Black Hurricane](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hurricane-season-black-hurricane/235358)
**Author:** [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [January 9, 2008, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hurricane-season-black-hurricane/235358 "2008-01-09T09:47:22Z")
It appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be upset about. A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some na… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=271) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=273)