# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=275 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 276 --- ## [embarrasing doctor moments](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/embarrasing-doctor-moments/235133)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [November 25, 2007, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/embarrasing-doctor-moments/235133 "2007-11-25T11:16:35Z")
A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there w… --- ## [Male combacks to female comebacks to male pick up lines....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [November 24, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/male-combacks-to-female-comebacks-to-male-pick-up-lines/235096 "2007-11-24T23:58:04Z")
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one wil… --- ## [Getting another tattoo today](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-another-tattoo-today/235125)
**Author:** [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [November 24, 2007, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/getting-another-tattoo-today/235125 "2007-11-24T14:38:56Z")
So im gettin more ink today. What do you think… \[http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01131/80/74/1131044708\_l.jpg\] Im getting it across my upper back. --- ## [Forum member mutual respect.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forum-member-mutual-respect/235135)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 11\ **Last updated:** [November 23, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forum-member-mutual-respect/235135 "2007-11-23T17:01:19Z")
As some of you have seen in the “banned from Rspeed thread” http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=364.60 something has gone awry. I’m gone for one day and all hell breaks loose. :ahh Fights are fine, constructive critisiz… --- ## [Potential Shift518 Features](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/potential-shift518-features/235057)
**Author:** [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [November 22, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/potential-shift518-features/235057 "2007-11-22T20:05:07Z")
What i would like for everyone to do is to make a list of cars or bikes that are local in the area that you would like to see featured in the upcoming issues of Shift 518. the more information that you can give about the… --- ## [Speed Bump Ahead...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speed-bump-ahead/235107)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [November 21, 2007, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speed-bump-ahead/235107 "2007-11-21T05:45:00Z")
\[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/customlowz/263c37b1.jpg\] that is all --- ## [Enzo Dude.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/enzo-dude/235119)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [November 20, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/enzo-dude/235119 "2007-11-20T12:00:28Z")
http://www.enzodude.com/motherpage.htm \[http://www.enzodude.com/enzopics/1enzo-original-hartfordconcorso2005\_169.jpg\] Original \[http://www.enzodude.com/enzopics/army%20finds%20enzo%20hding%20in%20a%20cave.bmp\] \[http:… --- ## [What are your Vices?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-are-your-vices/235118)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [November 20, 2007, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-are-your-vices/235118 "2007-11-20T07:45:52Z")
After watching the movie Seven yesterday it got me thinking about Vices. \[http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HQ135JA7L.AA280.jpg\] Vanity - Holding yourself above the others, thinking your better, got a better job,… --- ## [Microsoft Zune](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microsoft-zune/235106)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [November 19, 2007, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/microsoft-zune/235106 "2007-11-19T06:28:03Z")
So i just got mine. right off the bat Microsoft didnt dissapoint with its stupidity. the thing keeps turning on and off when i plug it into the computer and the machine wont shut up about “your device can perform faster … --- ## [Re: Potential Shift518 Features](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/re-potential-shift518-features/235101)
**Author:** [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [November 18, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/re-potential-shift518-features/235101 "2007-11-18T14:28:29Z")
i’ll race you for it :mwahaha --- ## [Presidential Candidates](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/presidential-candidates/235105)
**Author:** [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [November 16, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/presidential-candidates/235105 "2007-11-16T15:21:48Z")
Ron Paul Please check this guy out. He started out as a nobody as far as candidates go but against popular media he has made a name for himself. Check him out, he has my vote… --- ## [Dethklok - Dethalbum](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dethklok-dethalbum/235104)
**Author:** [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [November 16, 2007, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dethklok-dethalbum/235104 "2007-11-16T08:31:00Z")
Has anyone heard it yet? I thought its awesome! Love the show and their music. Seriously, their album placed 20th in the top 200, which is the highest scoring metal album yet. the best part is, Dethklok isnt even a real … --- ## [Issues with the site.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/issues-with-the-site/235092)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [November 15, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/issues-with-the-site/235092 "2007-11-15T17:51:24Z")
I apologize for any issues going on right now with the website, ever since I updated the software and installed the referrals mod there have been a bunch of inconsistencies throughout the site and links that ended up bro… --- ## [Anyone Going to the Killswitch Engage Show?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-going-to-the-killswitch-engage-show/235097)
**Author:** [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [November 15, 2007, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-going-to-the-killswitch-engage-show/235097 "2007-11-15T13:09:20Z")
Anyone catching the Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, Soil Work and Devil Driver show Ddecember 2nd at 6:00 PM at the Washington Armory? I’ll be going, tickets were $32.00. Alittle on the expensive side but it definitely … --- ## [Any Xbox Fans??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-xbox-fans/235075)
**Author:** [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [November 15, 2007, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-xbox-fans/235075 "2007-11-15T12:20:38Z")
Im definitely into gaming… any xbox360/Xbox Live people on??? post up your handle’s Mine is IXICodeBlueIXI Vlads Vovchandr --- ## [Censorship](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/censorship/235089)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 33\ **Last updated:** [November 14, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/censorship/235089 "2007-11-14T14:21:06Z")
Anybody really have a problem with it? I figured we could have the cake and eat it too. You can still swear but it will be recoded in a simple way like you have observed on teh boards so far. But at the same time take… --- ## [Feature: Chicken Run Shift518 Vol.1 Iss.1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/feature-chicken-run-shift518-vol-1-iss-1/234953)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [November 13, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/feature-chicken-run-shift518-vol-1-iss-1/234953 "2007-11-13T17:46:07Z")
Chicken Run Words: Vladimir Saakyan Photography Ray Suen, Vladimir Saakyan \[size=14pt\]It’s a gourgeous saturday morning, and I’m riding to downtown Albany Lark Street, when it’s not even 10 am. It’s convinient that t… --- ## [25 Photographs Taken at the Exact Right Time](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/25-photographs-taken-at-the-exact-right-time/235091)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [November 13, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/25-photographs-taken-at-the-exact-right-time/235091 "2007-11-13T06:11:16Z")
\[http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2196/1820261796\_3498346980\_o.jpg\] \[http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2208/1820259492\_5816366643\_o.jpg\] \[http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2173/1819417825\_fdba1dc9d4\_o.jpg\] \[http://farm3.stati… --- ## [DEEP SOUTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/deep-south/235083)
**Author:** [@jtviggen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jtviggen)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [November 12, 2007, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/deep-south/235083 "2007-11-12T10:08:50Z")
Hey Guys JUST AN FYI i will be leaving wed the 14th for the deep south as in antarctica and new zealand for the 3rd year in a row for military businiess and will return dec 17th --- ## [What do ya do for a living?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-ya-do-for-a-living/234896)
**Author:** [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Replies:** 53\ **Last updated:** [November 10, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-ya-do-for-a-living/234896 "2007-11-10T17:11:25Z")
Pretty much the topic says it all. What’s everyone do to earn that pay check at the end of the week? I’m an account executive for a company Eastern Copy Products in Albany. What about everyone else? --- ## [24th bday](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/24th-bday/235077)
**Author:** [@jtviggen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jtviggen)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [November 8, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/24th-bday/235077 "2007-11-08T14:19:26Z")
hey gang today is my 24th birthday just an fyi -jt --- ## [Top 5 Recent posts.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-5-recent-posts/234817)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [November 8, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-5-recent-posts/234817 "2007-11-08T02:27:45Z")
The top 5 recent posts feature is now open under the boards on the home page. If you want to enable quick reply, go into your profile options and it will be at the bottom. That is all, thanks, enjoy --- ## [Beat This Caption! Contest\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [November 8, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beat-this-caption-contest/234885 "2007-11-08T02:27:04Z")
\[http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/tescosuicide/ALa2/ALa3/caption\_nakedfire.jpg\] “No matter how hard you try, war is still hell” Winner at the end of the month gets 10$ paypal. Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 … --- ## [October Photography Contest](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-photography-contest/234884)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 46\ **Last updated:** [November 8, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/october-photography-contest/234884 "2007-11-08T02:26:11Z")
October 2007 Theme: City Life Challenge: Beat our staff Please send all registries to vovchandr@shift518.com or PM them to a moderator. As soon as all the entries are in, at the end of the month we will have a poll t… --- ## [\*\*\*Member drive contest!\*\*\* 50$$](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/member-drive-contest-50/234911)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 34\ **Last updated:** [November 7, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/member-drive-contest-50/234911 "2007-11-07T17:03:42Z")
With the success of our first month member goal, we are going to improve our odds of hitting our target member goal for the month of October. ;D Member drive contest is now open. I activated the requirement of email ac… --- ## [Who goes where? (School's)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-goes-where-schools/235066)
**Author:** [@Niskyspy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Niskyspy)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [November 7, 2007, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-goes-where-schools/235066 "2007-11-07T11:44:37Z")
Just would like to know who goes where! I go to HVCC and planing on transfering to SUNY Albany next school year. --- ## [Layed out on 30's...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/layed-out-on-30s/235032)
**Author:** [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [November 7, 2007, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/layed-out-on-30s/235032 "2007-11-07T07:32:03Z")
this looks pretty badass. \[http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/tmiller\_28/l\_7dd3f7b071652e62665e39b1f1dccec2.jpg\] \[http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/tmiller\_28/l\_0f082796d2e98178416e15d03e708c25.jpg\] \[http:/… --- ## [Referral mod is now enabled!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/referral-mod-is-now-enabled/235065)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [November 5, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/referral-mod-is-now-enabled/235065 "2007-11-05T12:08:24Z")
This should make the member drive contest a lot easier and effective for the future months. Members with high referal numbers will be rewarded with Shift518 gear and a SnapSHOT of their choice. Feel free to whore up th… --- ## [This or That?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-or-that/234886)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 22\ **Last updated:** [November 4, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-or-that/234886 "2007-11-04T20:51:56Z")
Q: This or that? A: That. “That” because it sounds better then “this.” as exampled above…pick one of the choices, and try to give an explanation why you choose it. and after your answer to the post above you, you pos… --- ## [Cool, the first post :)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cool-the-first-post/234802)
**Author:** [@Niskyspy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Niskyspy)\ **Replies:** 8\ **Last updated:** [November 3, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cool-the-first-post/234802 "2007-11-03T16:53:54Z")
Nice layout Vlad!!!. This web might even take off especially if you make a Classifieds that are free. Um, how about making me a moderator or something :slight\_smile: PS: I wont be power crazy :slight\_smile: hehe EDIT: … [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=274) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=276)