# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=68 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 69 --- ## [libya](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/libya/257610)
**Author:** [@xdsmlaser93x](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xdsmlaser93x)\ **Replies:** 9\ **Last updated:** [April 5, 2011, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/libya/257610 "2011-04-05T08:00:33Z")
does anyone else beside my self think that gadhafi looks like he could be david patterson’s brother:ponder --- ## [Vot bought the wrong car and doesn't make a good drug dealer /split](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vot-bought-the-wrong-car-and-doesnt-make-a-good-drug-dealer-split/257707)
**Author:** [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Replies:** 28\ **Last updated:** [April 4, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vot-bought-the-wrong-car-and-doesnt-make-a-good-drug-dealer-split/257707 "2011-04-04T13:36:58Z")
Arg, Good luck man. This is why I didn’t buy auto. Also, the TDI has been the best DD I’ve had as far as the entire package. YOU NEED: DUN DUN \[http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/1flossedm3/wizardWAYNE.jpg\] --- ## [HUGE SIG!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/huge-sig/257677)
**Author:** [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [April 4, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/huge-sig/257677 "2011-04-04T12:01:46Z")
Tiny penis… --- ## [Stanadyne where to buy??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stanadyne-where-to-buy/257609)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 19\ **Last updated:** [April 4, 2011, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stanadyne-where-to-buy/257609 "2011-04-04T07:50:36Z")
Currently i’m not running any additive in the TDi and I want to start running the Stanadyne performance formula. Where’s the cheapest place I can get this stuff? I’m looking for a case of either the 8oz bottles or the 16… --- ## [Dancing Plague of 1518](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dancing-plague-of-1518/257681)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 1\ **Last updated:** [April 4, 2011, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dancing-plague-of-1518/257681 "2011-04-04T05:31:56Z")
Stumbled upon this wiki article from Bing link to a mass laughter hysteria in Africa :wierd The Dancing Plague (or Dance Epidemic) of 1518 was a case of dancing mania that occurred in Strasbourg, France (then part of t… --- ## [7 State Workers to Split Mega-Millions Jackpot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/7-state-workers-to-split-mega-millions-jackpot/257547)
**Author:** [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Replies:** 89\ **Last updated:** [April 3, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/7-state-workers-to-split-mega-millions-jackpot/257547 "2011-04-03T20:18:16Z")
So in some kind of non-funny irony it looks like 7 “hard working” and “productive” state workers are going to split the $319 million jackpot from Friday night. The Jackpot is the 6th largest jackpot in the games history… --- ## [That Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/that-crazy-nastyass-honey-badger/257659)
**Author:** [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [April 3, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/that-crazy-nastyass-honey-badger/257659 "2011-04-03T15:55:57Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg --- ## [hey guys wanna help me out](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-wanna-help-me-out/257621)
**Author:** [@KingDustin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KingDustin)\ **Replies:** 30\ **Last updated:** [April 2, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-guys-wanna-help-me-out/257621 "2011-04-02T20:46:51Z")
this guy put my roomates car on craigslist for 700 bucks and said car must go leaving the country her phone hasnt stopped ringing all day and night she wants revenge and i thought i turn to my car people for some help wi… --- ## [Need some camera help.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-camera-help/257645)
**Author:** [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [April 2, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-camera-help/257645 "2011-04-02T15:34:19Z")
My girlfriens broke her camera she has now. Shes looking or well, i am looking to get her one to replace it. She uses it for taking photos of work and school art and such. Doesnt need some crazy big money insane lense th… --- ## [ZERO GRAVITY CLUB! -Epic LOL content](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/zero-gravity-club-epic-lol-content/257629)
**Author:** [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Replies:** 23\ **Last updated:** [April 1, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/zero-gravity-club-epic-lol-content/257629 "2011-04-01T19:21:14Z")
This may be fairly old, but I’ve never seen this. I. am. dieing. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth…ht=douche+bags \[http://i42.tinypic.com/2w2iwyd.jpg\] \[http://www.zerogravityclub.com/photos… --- ## [I don't get people](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dont-get-people/257597)
**Author:** [@AUDI\_JAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AUDI_JAY)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [March 31, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dont-get-people/257597 "2011-03-31T14:41:26Z")
I have been following this story thanks to FB friends for awhile about this poor dog. I don’t understand how someone could do this to anything none the less a great dog like this one. http://www.gsvs.org/news/patrick.a… --- ## [How many of you think you are a healthy eater?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-of-you-think-you-are-a-healthy-eater/257469)
**Author:** [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Replies:** 87\ **Last updated:** [March 31, 2011, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-of-you-think-you-are-a-healthy-eater/257469 "2011-03-31T11:39:22Z")
Just wondering, and how many of you healthy eater actually calculate how much sodium do you consume each day? I am not a big guy and not a heavy eater, but it is almost impossible to stick to a daily diet that only cont… --- ## [ATTN: PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pjb/257568)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 73\ **Last updated:** [March 31, 2011, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-pjb/257568 "2011-03-31T09:03:35Z")
im sick of watching you waste away. you 6’3 200lbs and FAT!!! you dont eat, u train 6 days a week, 5 of which you do abs. UR BURNING ALL YOUR MUSCLEEEEEEEEEEE AND I HATE WATCHING IT!!! me- PJB you need to eat man. PJB-… --- ## [iphone help!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-help/257592)
**Author:** [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [March 31, 2011, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-help/257592 "2011-03-31T08:16:12Z")
i need to save some text messages and or print them out. is there anyway i can do this? --- ## [Albany police spokesman to appear in court on DWI charge](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-police-spokesman-to-appear-in-court-on-dwi-charge/257449)
**Author:** [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Replies:** 57\ **Last updated:** [March 30, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/albany-police-spokesman-to-appear-in-court-on-dwi-charge/257449 "2011-03-30T16:54:33Z")
You probably saw him on YNN all the time. ALBANY, N.Y. – Albany Police Spokesman James Miller is being arraigned this morning on charges that he was driving while intoxicated Friday night. The 19-year veteran of the… --- ## [Does buying two tickets double your odds of winning lotto?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-buying-two-tickets-double-your-odds-of-winning-lotto/257582)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [March 30, 2011, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-buying-two-tickets-double-your-odds-of-winning-lotto/257582 "2011-03-30T11:13:26Z")
Got brought back into an old debate I hate with a friend of mine on whether or not buying two tickets doubles your odds of winning or whether it gives you two shots of nearly equal odds. I know where I stand on this but… --- ## [Obstruction of view ticket? Cmonnn](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obstruction-of-view-ticket-cmonnn/257540)
**Author:** [@iamderrik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iamderrik)\ **Replies:** 65\ **Last updated:** [March 30, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/obstruction-of-view-ticket-cmonnn/257540 "2011-03-30T04:10:50Z")
Got pulled over in rotterdam yesterday leaving work, he pulled me over because my gps holder was on my windshield, god damn what kind of reason is that. Didnt even know they could do that, i mean i can understand tons of… --- ## [Psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/psi2high/257573)
**Author:** [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [March 29, 2011, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/psi2high/257573 "2011-03-29T11:04:42Z")
Someone pm me his cell please --- ## [New guy with a Dodge Magnum](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-guy-with-a-dodge-magnum/257474)
**Author:** [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Replies:** 82\ **Last updated:** [March 28, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-guy-with-a-dodge-magnum/257474 "2011-03-28T16:22:19Z")
Hey whats up everybody. My name is Nolan, I drive an 05 Dodge Magnum R/T. I’m usually in the Troy/Averill Park area. I’m in Clifton Park every once in a while. I had a white 95 Caprice (Impala SS clone), and a green Cadi… --- ## [A SALAM A LACKEM MOTHER FUCKER](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-salam-a-lackem-mother-fucker/257515)
**Author:** [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [March 26, 2011, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-salam-a-lackem-mother-fucker/257515 "2011-03-26T13:22:28Z")
\[http://gom-domains.com/shift/salam.jpg\] :rofl sorry for the offensive --- ## [WTF? Sexy sax man](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-sexy-sax-man/257526)
**Author:** [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [March 26, 2011, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-sexy-sax-man/257526 "2011-03-26T07:39:11Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws :rofl --- ## [Sarah Toga](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sarah-toga/257507)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [March 25, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sarah-toga/257507 "2011-03-25T18:26:52Z")
Tonight. Who gon? --- ## [Gun Guys --Sig Content](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gun-guys-sig-content/257500)
**Author:** [@CJRando](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CJRando)\ **Replies:** 24\ **Last updated:** [March 25, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gun-guys-sig-content/257500 "2011-03-25T16:31:22Z")
I just picked up a Sig Sauer 522lr. I went with the 22 so I can teach my son how to shoot on a low caliber rifle with cheap ammunition. I haven’t had a chance to fire it yet, as I just got it home from the gun shop. T… --- ## [X-Box 360 Gaming Headset](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/x-box-360-gaming-headset/257501)
**Author:** [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [March 25, 2011, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/x-box-360-gaming-headset/257501 "2011-03-25T10:15:33Z")
Hey all, Looking for a gaming headset for my 360. My main concern is mic pick up. Suggestions? Personal headset experiences? Thanks all. --- ## [whats goin on here](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-goin-on-here/257492)
**Author:** [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Replies:** 42\ **Last updated:** [March 24, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-goin-on-here/257492 "2011-03-24T18:44:05Z")
http://www.denooyerperformancedivision.com/ http://www.hennesseyperformance.com/ http://www.redline-motorsports.net/ all the cars look alike hmmmmmmmmm . all of denoyers advertizing doesnt say shit about redline eithe… --- ## [Letter/Offer from my dealer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/letter-offer-from-my-dealer/257506)
**Author:** [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [March 24, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/letter-offer-from-my-dealer/257506 "2011-03-24T16:34:53Z")
I got a letter/offer today in the mail from my dealer (Lia Infiniti). It reads: "Vehicle Exchange Program 0% APR Financing Available Dear Ilya, Lia Infiniti has been designated as a site to conduct a special test ma… --- ## [Need help from the Excel Pros](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-from-the-excel-pros/257480)
**Author:** [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)\ **Replies:** 4\ **Last updated:** [March 24, 2011, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-from-the-excel-pros/257480 "2011-03-24T12:21:19Z")
My boss at work has put me in charge of revamping our inspection reports. Currently the reports we have are more designed for internal use and aren’t basic enough for the customer… but they also contain sensitive informa… --- ## [New From Bspa](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-bspa/257374)
**Author:** [@bwe45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bwe45)\ **Replies:** 51\ **Last updated:** [March 23, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-from-bspa/257374 "2011-03-23T19:44:44Z")
Figured Id post up a little intro up here. Been lurking for a little bit, helping Swain somewhat with his mkII, also a good friend of snoopysnooper if anybody remembers him, and have now met Ollie a few times. But anywa… --- ## [why you shouldn't fuck with people twice your size](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-shouldnt-fuck-with-people-twice-your-size/257466)
**Author:** [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [March 23, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-you-shouldnt-fuck-with-people-twice-your-size/257466 "2011-03-23T18:55:45Z")
Somebody showed me this at work and I felt I should share. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH8eHVySWd0 --- ## [Some more cyber bullying](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-more-cyber-bullying/257485)
**Author:** [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Replies:** 25\ **Last updated:** [March 23, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-more-cyber-bullying/257485 "2011-03-23T17:14:19Z")
So I guess some big titied blue eyes blonde was studying politica science in the library :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl and then was about to have an epiphinany… more :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl When she heard some asian kid speak… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=67) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=69)