# Shift518 Off Topic **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=94 [Latest](https://forums.speedlife.net/latest.md) · [Categories](https://forums.speedlife.net/categories.md) **Page:** 95 --- ## [Maybe the best movie trailer ever.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/maybe-the-best-movie-trailer-ever/253896)
**Author:** [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [August 12, 2010, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/maybe-the-best-movie-trailer-ever/253896 "2010-08-12T11:58:07Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLDx-BPgxxA I’d see it. --- ## [HEY NY!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-ny/253806)
**Author:** [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Replies:** 48\ **Last updated:** [August 12, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-ny/253806 "2010-08-12T09:35:30Z")
GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR STUPID 8.25% TAX ON A FUCKING PRIVATE SALE USED CAR. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT. I’M ABOUT TO GO BOSTON TEA PARTY ON YOUR ASSES. FUCK YOU!!! /rant. This has been a public service anno… --- ## [Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office (33 Photos)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 44\ **Last updated:** [August 12, 2010, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/253857 "2010-08-12T05:45:32Z")
We received the following photos last night from a person who works with this girl. Her name is Jenny (not confirmed) - we’re working our contact for Jenny’s last name. Yesterday morning, Jenny quit her job with a (flash… --- ## [Facebook wtf.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/facebook-wtf/253836)
**Author:** [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Replies:** 22\ **Last updated:** [August 12, 2010, 5:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/facebook-wtf/253836 "2010-08-12T05:03:13Z")
iiM Sureee yOo R\*. yOove been gOiin fOr yRSz nOw!!! lOl. && ii dNtt RllyyyknO hOw tO ReSzpOndddd tO the Other Statementt. ii gueSs iif yOo rEally wantt her tO leave yOo 2 alOne && R\* SeriiOuSz abOutt iit then juSs le… --- ## [had a rough day with my Cat...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/had-a-rough-day-with-my-cat/253826)
**Author:** [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Replies:** 103\ **Last updated:** [August 12, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/had-a-rough-day-with-my-cat/253826 "2010-08-12T00:01:33Z")
so I was at my parents having lunch today when all of a sudden my mom says, “where is the blood coming from?” as soon as she says that, my dog starts freaking out and I look over my shoulder and see my whole cats face po… --- ## [Speeding in a BMW M5S](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeding-in-a-bmw-m5s/253877)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [August 11, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeding-in-a-bmw-m5s/253877 "2010-08-11T16:23:09Z")
So this kid posts up on the 5 series forums about how he did 140 km/h in a 40 km/h zone. Basically the forum gets outraged and turns him into the police. Kid lost his license for 6 months because of it. http://forums.5… --- ## [Newman's Own $1 Organic Coffee](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-own-1-organic-coffee/249983)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 31\ **Last updated:** [August 11, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-own-1-organic-coffee/249983 "2010-08-11T13:24:17Z")
FTW! I was skeptical at first, especially coming from the golden arches. $1 for a large coffee that tastes good AND doesn’t give you the shits (it’s been over an hour since my initial ingestation) = win in my book. --- ## [Redneck Merry Go Round](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/redneck-merry-go-round/253859)
**Author:** [@jdmcd7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdmcd7)\ **Replies:** 2\ **Last updated:** [August 11, 2010, 12:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/redneck-merry-go-round/253859 "2010-08-11T00:09:42Z")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkJTeTpxAgc:ponder those damn germans… no offense German PSI --- ## ["This is why we can't have nice things." The Joe Jiggs appreciation thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459)
**Author:** [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Replies:** 171\ **Last updated:** [August 10, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-the-joe-jiggs-appreciation-thread/253459 "2010-08-10T20:21:20Z")
If Joe Jiggs has helped you in any way or if you just enjoy pleasuring yourself to his photo, then this thread is for you. Here is a picture of Joe helping me work on my car. As you can see he goes above and beyond to … --- ## [19 Things you didn't know about Starwars.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/19-things-you-didnt-know-about-starwars/253786)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 3\ **Last updated:** [August 10, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/19-things-you-didnt-know-about-starwars/253786 "2010-08-10T19:50:48Z")
\[http://imgur.com/0qngY.jpg\] --- ## [insurance companys fuckin suck....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/insurance-companys-fuckin-suck/253847)
**Author:** [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)\ **Replies:** 22\ **Last updated:** [August 10, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/insurance-companys-fuckin-suck/253847 "2010-08-10T19:24:57Z")
So my lawyer calls me this morning, to tell me the insurance company for the drunk guy that pulled out in front of me only wants to pay me 85% of the value of my car because they have a statement from a witness that I w… --- ## [another new guy](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-new-guy/253619)
**Author:** [@vorstang](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vorstang)\ **Replies:** 15\ **Last updated:** [August 10, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-new-guy/253619 "2010-08-10T19:02:42Z")
hello everybody i just found out about this site and wanted to come and check it out, and say hello. i have a 1992 white coupe with a few mods. --- ## [SkyGuy quits job in epic fashion](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skyguy-quits-job-in-epic-fashion/253835)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [August 10, 2010, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skyguy-quits-job-in-epic-fashion/253835 "2010-08-10T12:55:22Z")
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/08/09/police-jetblue-attendant-arrested-arguing-ny-passenger-using-emergency-exit/ --- ## [Vote to ban Semen aka Touchthisdickb1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833)
**Author:** [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Replies:** 14\ **Last updated:** [August 10, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833 "2010-08-10T12:31:00Z")
For bumping numerous 1-2+yr old threads. Fucker! :lol --- ## [For the men old enough to shave...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-men-old-enough-to-shave/253649)
**Author:** [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Replies:** 50\ **Last updated:** [August 10, 2010, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-men-old-enough-to-shave/253649 "2010-08-10T07:11:59Z")
I’ve always used Gillette products for whatever reason, marketing probably. Anyway, I got a Shick Hydro 5 for free as part of an online order the other day…AMAZING. Blows away the Gillette Fusion, no comparison. Much smo… --- ## [Ted's Caving Page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751)
**Author:** [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Replies:** 20\ **Last updated:** [August 10, 2010, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teds-caving-page/253751 "2010-08-10T05:11:02Z")
Wow. Old story. Never read it though. Talks about a caver and his crazy find in a cave. http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/ \[stole from sf.com\] --- ## [what a piece of art. unbeleivable](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-piece-of-art-unbeleivable/240153)
**Author:** [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Replies:** 37\ **Last updated:** [August 10, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-piece-of-art-unbeleivable/240153 "2010-08-10T03:21:15Z")
\[http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/tdipower4me/stupidthing.jpg\] --- ## [hello everyone!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-everyone/253760)
**Author:** [@brokecivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokecivic)\ **Replies:** 16\ **Last updated:** [August 9, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello-everyone/253760 "2010-08-09T22:59:04Z")
just wanted to say hello to everyone. found this forum and i think its great. ive been trolling for a few days now. decided id say hi. im from green island, anyone on here from this tiny ass town? i am by no means a kno… --- ## [If you're drunk, you MUST post in this thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-youre-drunk-you-must-post-in-this-thread/240330)
**Author:** [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Replies:** 21\ **Last updated:** [August 9, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-youre-drunk-you-must-post-in-this-thread/240330 "2010-08-09T22:50:25Z")
THis could get interesting. --- ## [Craigslist chick gets owned!!!!! haha](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-chick-gets-owned-haha/234908)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 13\ **Last updated:** [August 9, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-chick-gets-owned-haha/234908 "2010-08-09T22:49:53Z")
THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST What am I doing wrong? Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York . I’m look… --- ## [The Truth About Paul Wall!? Wikipedia LOLs](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth-about-paul-wall-wikipedia-lols/253815)
**Author:** [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Replies:** 10\ **Last updated:** [August 9, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth-about-paul-wall-wikipedia-lols/253815 "2010-08-09T21:48:42Z")
I checked Wikipedia to see what happened to Swishahouse / Paul Wall / aka the People’s Champ… The first few paragraphs seemed legit, and then I see: Personal life Paul Wall was raised in the same neighborhood and as … --- ## [Best US dollar portraits.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-us-dollar-portraits/253783)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 7\ **Last updated:** [August 9, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-us-dollar-portraits/253783 "2010-08-09T21:15:23Z")
\[http://log.onzin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/11.jpg\] \[http://log.onzin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/21.jpg\] \[http://log.onzin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/41.jpg\] \[http://log.onzin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/… --- ## [You can't be serious.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-be-serious/253819)
**Author:** [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Replies:** 6\ **Last updated:** [August 9, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-be-serious/253819 "2010-08-09T20:28:02Z")
Guy carves his name into his own island. http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s\_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=abu+dhabi&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=80.454478,94.21875&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Abu+Dhabi+-+United+Arab+Emirates&ll=24.3449… --- ## [Somebody help me with my damn cablebox](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/somebody-help-me-with-my-damn-cablebox/253775)
**Author:** [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [August 8, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/somebody-help-me-with-my-damn-cablebox/253775 "2010-08-08T20:19:37Z")
Digital cable stopped working, went and got a new box… still not working. Rebooted multiple times, still doesnt work. Yet I still have interent access off the same line. How the hell does that work? So basically the si… --- ## [What is the worst job you've ever had?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-is-the-worst-job-youve-ever-had/253739)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 56\ **Last updated:** [August 8, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-is-the-worst-job-youve-ever-had/253739 "2010-08-08T19:57:44Z")
As the title says, what is the worst job you have ever had? For me it was being a repo guy for a corporate rent-to-own industry. Lets just say that job opened my eyes to how many scumbags there really are in this world. … --- ## [The Thrill of Flying the SR-71 Blackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-thrill-of-flying-the-sr-71-blackbird/253746)
**Author:** [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Replies:** 18\ **Last updated:** [August 7, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-thrill-of-flying-the-sr-71-blackbird/253746 "2010-08-07T14:45:16Z")
Cool read. It’s probably old. True engineering marvel. http://gizmodo.com/5511236/the-thrill-of-flying-the-sr+71-blackbird --- ## [Tough one for the photoshoppers v. R6 Paint](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tough-one-for-the-photoshoppers-v-r6-paint/253768)
**Author:** [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)\ **Replies:** 0\ **Last updated:** [August 7, 2010, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tough-one-for-the-photoshoppers-v-r6-paint/253768 "2010-08-07T08:40:19Z")
As some may know, I will hopefully be bringing the R6 in for a paint job this winter and I am having trouble deciding on the paint scheme. I def. want it to be a majority of a flat/satin black with some gloss black mixed… --- ## [Sooo...my friend just walked in on me while I was jerking off.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sooo-my-friend-just-walked-in-on-me-while-i-was-jerking-off/253755)
**Author:** [@Jeremiah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeremiah)\ **Replies:** 5\ **Last updated:** [August 6, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sooo-my-friend-just-walked-in-on-me-while-i-was-jerking-off/253755 "2010-08-06T19:16:00Z")
Yeah…kind of awkward. --- ## [Hit a girl...get a UFC style beatdown](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hit-a-girl-get-a-ufc-style-beatdown/253724)
**Author:** [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Replies:** 29\ **Last updated:** [August 6, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hit-a-girl-get-a-ufc-style-beatdown/253724 "2010-08-06T13:22:37Z")
http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/04/ex-ufc-star-in-bloody-street-fight-roger-huerta-austin-texas-video/ Asshole got what he deserved… --- ## [Totalled the teg today....pics inside](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totalled-the-teg-today-pics-inside/253554)
**Author:** [@vonzs6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vonzs6)\ **Replies:** 60\ **Last updated:** [August 6, 2010, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/totalled-the-teg-today-pics-inside/253554 "2010-08-06T07:11:55Z")
I was driving south down rt9 today in front of guptils when some dickhead pulled outta guptils and attempted to cross all 4 lanes of traffic to get to the other side of rt9:wtf. I slammed on my brakes :eekand put down a … [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=93) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/c/shift518-automotive/shift518-off-topic/18.md?page=95)