# 0-200 under 6 seconds **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 25, 2007, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636 "2007-01-25T09:50:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/1 "2007-01-25T09:50:55Z")
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday. ---
**Author:** ![fico](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fico/32/6038_2.png) [@fico](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fico)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/2 "2007-01-25T09:53:03Z")
thats good ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/3 "2007-01-25T09:54:48Z")
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: thats great ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/4 "2007-01-25T10:03:17Z")
:bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/5 "2007-01-25T10:06:30Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/6 "2007-01-25T10:08:58Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![G3ARH3AD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/77aa72/32.png) [@G3ARH3AD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/G3ARH3AD)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/7 "2007-01-25T10:14:08Z")
thats pretty good never heard that one before ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/angle.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/angle.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/8 "2007-01-25T10:45:51Z")
> [@whats up](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-up/27493/19): > > :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: > > thats great ---
**Author:** ![Orr89rocz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac91a4/32.png) [@Orr89rocz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Orr89rocz)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/9 "2007-01-25T12:37:16Z")
nice!!! thats great ---
**Author:** ![mustang03gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/10 "2007-01-25T12:45:10Z")
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/11 "2007-01-25T12:48:51Z")
if i had a nickel for every time i’ve heard that joke… i’d have at least twenty cents. ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/12 "2007-01-28T15:03:41Z")
> [@whats up](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-up/27493/19): > > :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: > > thats great ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-200-under-6-seconds/187636/13 "2007-01-28T22:20:41Z")
I told the girlfriend about it and she didnt laugh I think Im in trouble