# 0 for 3 **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 8, 2005, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844 "2005-04-08T07:51:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Axlerod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Axlerod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axlerod)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/21 "2005-04-08T14:04:26Z")
> [@mikeness](#): > > Well… with that reasoning if you suck at life, dont live. > Ty, i can make you a noose if you wanna go that route. > > hahaha, jokin, i enjoy reading your posts too much. 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously though… 3 times, maybe you do just suck at driving 😉 And mike, stopping short is an expression from like back in the 50s :o ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/22 "2005-04-08T14:12:30Z")
i learnt it from seinfeld, so thats where it came from. Kramer stopped short with georges mom by mistake. haha ![http://benjanaway.users.btopenworld.com/Graphics/Kramer.jpg](http://benjanaway.users.btopenworld.com/Graphics/Kramer.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/23 "2005-04-08T14:30:21Z")
> [@Axlerod](#): > > [quote=mikeness]Well… with that reasoning if you suck at life, dont live. > Ty, i can make you a noose if you wanna go that route. > > hahaha, jokin, i enjoy reading your posts too much. 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously though… 3 times, maybe you do just suck at driving 😉 And mike, stopping short is an expression from like back in the 50s :o[/quote] I’m a good driver; I just wasn’t thinking straight that’s all. So next time i do my test, is it OK if I put like post it notes across my dash to remind me of ‘NOT TO STAY IN LEFT LANE’ and ‘SPEED UP WHEN MERGING’ and shit like that? :dunno: ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/24 "2005-04-08T14:40:26Z")
> [@Toronto240sx](#): > > [quote=s14\_2Nv]Where did you take each of your tests? > > My only suggestion is go to a test site far out in the boonies with nothing around it. > > Some test centres are easier to pass at as well, maybe look into that. Yeah you could try NUNAVUT :lol:…but seeing the luck you have been having in the past tests you will probably end up hitting a polar bear and then spining out right into an igloo injuring the eskimos inside…and fail again :lol: .[/quote] Luck has nothing to do with it. It’s obvious that Gonad lacks mad skillz. ---
**Author:** ![Pavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a4c791/32.png) [@Pavel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pavel)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/25 "2005-04-08T14:42:48Z")
#-o This is the kind of stuff Gautam that you should keep to yourself, and then tell everyone you passed first try 😉 good luck in the tries coming up 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/26 "2005-04-08T15:16:09Z")
Anyone care to place a wager on whether he passes next time? I say he does it on the 6th try. ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/27 "2005-04-08T15:41:40Z")
> [@Pavel](#): > > #-o > > This is the kind of stuff Gautam that you should keep to yourself, and then tell everyone you passed first try 😉 > > good luck in the tries coming up 🙂 Nah, it’s more fun this way; just shows people how much I suck on the road and to stay the hell away from me at the track. Sure it’s embarassing but it’s something I feel fine joking about. Pobody’s nerfect. > [@Original Nutta](#): > > Anyone care to place a wager on whether he passes next time? > > I say he does it on the 6th try. In the words of every ignorant interweb user **YOUR** ON. ---
**Author:** ![Racer\_XTREME](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e47c2d/32.png) [@Racer\_XTREME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Racer_XTREME)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/28 "2005-04-08T17:52:21Z")
> [@Gonad](#): > > [quote=Axlerod][quote=mikeness]Well… with that reasoning if you suck at life, dont live. > Ty, i can make you a noose if you wanna go that route. > > hahaha, jokin, i enjoy reading your posts too much. 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously though… 3 times, maybe you do just suck at driving 😉 And mike, stopping short is an expression from like back in the 50s :o[/quote] I’m a good driver; I just wasn’t thinking straight that’s all. [/quote] Gonad, he can’t even think straight! … get it? … its a joke about his sexuality!!! Dude that sucks, but maybe you shouldn’t be driving like everyone else in your town. Tell the intstructor you’re from brown town, he’ll understand. ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/29 "2005-04-08T18:29:39Z")
> [@Racer 180sX](#): > > [quote=Gonad][quote=Axlerod][quote=mikeness]Well… with that reasoning if you suck at life, dont live. > Ty, i can make you a noose if you wanna go that route. > > hahaha, jokin, i enjoy reading your posts too much. 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously though… 3 times, maybe you do just suck at driving 😉 And mike, stopping short is an expression from like back in the 50s :o[/quote] I’m a good driver; I just wasn’t thinking straight that’s all. [/quote] Gonad, he can’t even think straight! … get it? … its a joke about his sexuality!!! Dude that sucks, but maybe you shouldn’t be driving like everyone else in your town. Tell the intstructor you’re from brown town, he’ll understand.[/quote] I’m brown and i don’t understand. ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/30 "2005-04-08T19:28:28Z")
My tester was brown, had a slight accent but I couldn’t tell what nationality he was. I got 10 months to get my license. Average wait time is 1-1/2 months between tests so I guess I have about 5 or 6 more left. :hsugh: ---
**Author:** ![Racer\_XTREME](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e47c2d/32.png) [@Racer\_XTREME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Racer_XTREME)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/31 "2005-04-08T19:33:32Z")
It was a shot at how slow people in brampton drive … ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/32 "2005-04-08T19:37:36Z")
> [@Racer 180sX](#): > > It was a shot at how slow people in brampton drive … Brown people are slow? I dunno, never really noticed. But I do know they smell a lot and are loud and obnoxious. :dunno: ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/33 "2005-04-08T20:26:36Z")
And have big genatalia. True story. ---
**Author:** ![Axlerod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Axlerod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axlerod)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/34 "2005-04-08T22:07:19Z")
> [@Original Nutta](#): > > And have big genatalia. > > True story. nigerian, please ---
**Author:** ![spilner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@spilner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spilner)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/35 "2005-04-11T20:27:08Z")
just tell the guy you have a job lined up as a cabby and u NEED the G. he’ll pass you for sure hahaha… or dress as a woman, there are plenty of terrible woman drivers with G’s… wow that was prejudice on so many levels. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/36 "2005-04-11T20:32:30Z")
> [@spilner](#): > > just tell the guy you have a job lined up as a cabby and u NEED the G. he’ll pass you for sure hahaha… or dress as a woman, there are plenty of terrible woman drivers with G’s… > > wow that was prejudice on so many levels. :lol: :werd: It’s funny because it’s true. I shall get it on the 4th try or my name isn’t Gonad. :squint: ---
**Author:** ![Axlerod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Axlerod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axlerod)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/37 "2005-04-11T21:05:57Z")
> [@Gonad](#): > > [quote=spilner]just tell the guy you have a job lined up as a cabby and u NEED the G. he’ll pass you for sure hahaha… or dress as a woman, there are plenty of terrible woman drivers with G’s… > > wow that was prejudice on so many levels. :lol: :werd: It’s funny because it’s true. I shall get it on the 4th try or my name isn’t Gonad. :squint:[/quote] So can I choose the new name? :fingersx: ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/38 "2005-04-11T23:30:03Z")
> [@Axlerod](#): > > [quote=Gonad][quote=spilner]just tell the guy you have a job lined up as a cabby and u NEED the G. he’ll pass you for sure hahaha… or dress as a woman, there are plenty of terrible woman drivers with G’s… > > wow that was prejudice on so many levels. :lol: :werd: It’s funny because it’s true. I shall get it on the 4th try or my name isn’t Gonad. :squint:[/quote] So can I choose the new name? :fingersx:[/quote] Dibs on Orlando Picklesworth. ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/39 "2005-04-12T04:25:59Z")
> [@Original Nutta](#): > > Dibs on Orlando Picklesworth. Yea I definitely do need a new name. All the freakin’ Goras here have way too much trouble pronouncing GAUTAM. Even after I explain it to them multiple times. :ugh: ---
**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844/40 "2005-04-12T09:28:42Z")
[quote=“Gonad”] > [@Original Nutta](#): > > Dibs on Orlando Picklesworth. Yea I definitely do need a new name. All the freakin’ Goras here have way too much trouble pronouncing GAUTAM. Even after I explain it to them multiple times. :ugh:[/quote] Gautam?..Hey isn’t that the city in Batman?.. :lol: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/0-for-3/84844.md?page=3)