# $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather (Dartz)

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [October 14, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837 "2009-10-14T10:29:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/21 "2009-10-14T18:56:42Z")

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what tom said.

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**Author:** ![misteroman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/misteroman/32/7423_2.png) [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/22 "2009-10-14T19:12:47Z")

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LOL yup those controls are straight out of a early 2000’s Silverado

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/23 "2014-11-06T07:42:09Z")

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New “Black Shark” from Dartz. I hate it.

_“military-sourced sniper-prevention roof, road-analyzer, distance explosive detector, and signal jammer… Along with champagne holder, sterling silver hand polished flutes, golden shisha and bespoke humidor, Xbox ONE, Playstation 4 and an LTE hotspot.”_

 ![http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/yaaalxxyxhv7caonatpg.jpg](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/yaaalxxyxhv7caonatpg.jpg)

 ![http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/x75wlsivlwfuwuxdbcsj.png](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/x75wlsivlwfuwuxdbcsj.png)

 ![http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/wc8zjqjaon42ftx4ixzy.jpg](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/wc8zjqjaon42ftx4ixzy.jpg)

 ![http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/d6avxcdlqtzfmnym5fvy.jpg](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/d6avxcdlqtzfmnym5fvy.jpg)

 ![http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/oqomyfxr9ywngps23qk9.png](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/oqomyfxr9ywngps23qk9.png)

 ![http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/kinjr3gvrn0z0jgd0b9d.jpg](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/kinjr3gvrn0z0jgd0b9d.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Jimshorts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimshorts/32/5915_2.png) [@Jimshorts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimshorts)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/24 "2014-11-06T07:44:25Z")

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Thats gnarly.

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**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/25 "2014-11-06T08:20:20Z")

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FX45 meets Land Rover Defender

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**Author:** ![EvoMR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/evomr/32/7186_2.png) [@EvoMR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvoMR)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/26 "2014-11-06T08:41:20Z")

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VW Thing on steroids.

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/27 "2014-11-06T12:35:27Z")

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Needs more low

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/28 "2014-11-06T13:22:13Z")

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any actual pictures of any of these vehicles in real life?

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Actually, i love these things after looking at their site.

> **[DARTZ - DARTZ](https://dartzmotorz.com/)**
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> DARTZ Motorz is one of the oldest carrosseries in the World, which start operate under the name RBVZ at 1869. Now it's leaded by RBVZ minority shareholder great grandsone. We are manufacturing bespoke, opulent and noble coaches in armored and...

![http://dartz.us/f/uploads/DARTZ-BLACK-RUSSIAN-P1070749.jpg](http://dartz.us/f/uploads/DARTZ-BLACK-RUSSIAN-P1070749.jpg)

> PROMBRON’ Black.Russian - car for Russian Oligarchs, who feel nostalgy to Soviet Power and ‘tasteless chinese coalmine owners’ (Lin Jin newspaper).

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**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/29 "2014-11-06T13:42:29Z")

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If I thought it would burn I’d light it on fire.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/30 "2014-11-06T14:03:56Z")

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This is interesting:

> PROMBRON’ Iron.Diamond or L4P Ladies.Only ![http://dartz.us/f/uploads/DSC_0087.jpg](http://dartz.us/f/uploads/DSC_0087.jpg)
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> World first safety car for ladies.

> This 3-door Kapsula-Kupe has a 300 mm shorter base and 3-doors, to avoid kindnapping, hijacking and other problems which can meet rich and lonely lady on the street.  
> Specially for ladies was created 360-easy parking video system.

> This car was presented at our favorite show - Top Marques Monaco 2011 and car had a great sucess.  
> Car got some ladies-buyers from Kazakstan and Russia,and also became Top Gear stuff car during Cannes film festival.

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Thiiiick:

![http://dartz.us/f/galleries/original/207007.jpg](http://dartz.us/f/galleries/original/207007.jpg)

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**Author:** ![piratemosh666](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/piratemosh666/32/6116_2.png) [@piratemosh666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/piratemosh666)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/31 "2014-11-06T15:17:59Z")

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Annnd it’s on KMC Rockstars. Shocker.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/32 "2014-11-06T16:09:50Z")

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that window glass is awesome.

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i forgot about these guys… in my back yard: [http://www.conquestvehicles.com/index.html](http://www.conquestvehicles.com/index.html)

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/33 "2014-11-06T19:01:37Z")

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5 years later, have they upgraded the interior to a 2007 Trailblazer yet?

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t want to sit on a penis of any kind.

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**Author:** ![TradersBASE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tradersbase/32/5321_2.png) [@TradersBASE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TradersBASE)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1-5m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather-dartz/74837/34 "2014-11-06T19:28:08Z")

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Started from the bottom, now we’re here.

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