# 13 y/o whore **URL:** \ **Category:** Classifieds\ **Created:** [March 15, 2011, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110 "2011-03-15T11:35:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/1 "2011-03-15T11:35:20Z")
Not your typical whore. She came to me when she did not perform and was dropped off by a greasy truck driver. She has been around the block more than a few times. she has been taking up space for the last 2 years or so and I’m tired of looking at her busted face and worked over body. When I finally got her started, the thrill was over. Her Nike’s are junk, do not match, and do not hold air. She needs a new belt if you want her to continue to be on time. Her plumbing is also in a bit of disrepair as the lines she sucks through are pretty crappy and there are other misc plastic bits that need replacing so that she will breath properly again. She can hold up to 12 CD’s worth of music without the need for one of those annoying and convenient MP3 players. I have kept her locked away for a while but I’m interested in what the speeders would be willing to offer for trade or cash. Things I’m interested in are: long walks on the beach, meat, bicycles, motorcycles, tricycles, things that do not suck, and/or things that can entertain me. EDIT: I would also like to point out that the junk in her trunk is in fact not included. 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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/2 "2011-03-15T11:40:42Z")
You fucker. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/3 "2011-03-15T11:43:12Z")
Was this your backup plan? If NYSpeed can not entertain me, I may still replace the timing belt, tires, oil, vaccum lines, stupid plastic air lines, rear door window regulator. Or I’ll beat her with a bat. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/4 "2011-03-15T13:34:31Z")
dude, this is a pretty clean mk3!! ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/5 "2011-03-15T13:39:31Z")
Ok… I’m 2% more interested in fixing it myself now… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/6 "2011-03-15T13:56:20Z")
just just bite the bullet and send it to jason dale at black forest, with gas soon to be $5 a gallon it will be worth in the long run insurance is super cheap too ---
**Author:** ![95civiclx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/95civiclx/32/7343_2.png) [@95civiclx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95civiclx)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/7 "2011-03-15T14:03:04Z")
This was still surprisingly more informative than your average for sale post. ---
**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/8 "2011-03-15T14:26:57Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > just just bite the bullet and send it to jason dale at black forest If he did that, I’d probably just offer to buy it. It’s been…what…2 years since I’ve owned a black MkIII Jetta? ---
**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/9 "2011-03-15T18:41:17Z")
crap the title wasn’t what i thought it was damnit… best forsale ad ever too, and glws i always liked the mk3 ---
**Author:** ![LUKE\_L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luke_l/32/7462_2.png) [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/10 "2011-03-15T19:47:10Z")
LOL @ Meat. GLWS. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/11 "2011-03-16T05:27:20Z")
[quote=“drvnkd,post:3,topic:210110"”] Was this your backup plan? If NYSpeed can not entertain me, I may still replace the timing belt, tires, oil, vaccum lines, stupid plastic air lines, rear door window regulator. Or I’ll beat her with a bat. [/quote] Nah, not now man, remember I told you I got something else? A whore of a different variant… ---
**Author:** ![00zx6r](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/00zx6r/32/7244_2.png) [@00zx6r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/00zx6r)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/12 "2011-03-16T11:45:05Z")
> [@drvnkd"](#): > > … and/or things that can entertain me. be careful what you ask for…:suckoff: ---
**Author:** ![turbofreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbofreak/32/5197_2.png) [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/13 "2011-03-16T20:14:29Z")
your kinda funny but not. its puzzling. you remind me of daniel tosh ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/14 "2011-03-17T06:18:33Z")
I’m much worse in person… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/15 "2011-03-17T08:03:43Z")
[quote=“95civiclx,post:7,topic:210110"”] This was still surprisingly more informative than your average for sale post. [/quote] lol right? [quote=“turbofreak,post:13,topic:210110"”] your kinda funny but not. its puzzling. you remind me of daniel tosh [/quote] [quote=“drvnkd,post:14,topic:210110"”] I’m much worse in person… [/quote] This is true. I’m just here to ask what good a 13 year old whore with no junk in the trunk is? ---
**Author:** ![turbofreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbofreak/32/5197_2.png) [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/16 "2011-03-19T20:53:44Z")
[quote=“drvnkd,post:14,topic:210110"”] I’m much worse in person… [/quote] AHAHAHAH im in tonawanda.. lol ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/17 "2011-03-21T13:41:10Z")
Daddy needs HP tuners… Nobody has any creative offers for me to refuse? I don’t bite… Unless you are in to that… ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/18 "2011-03-21T14:23:50Z")
[quote=“drvnkd,post:17,topic:210110"”] I don’t bite… [/quote] Bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/19 "2011-03-25T06:45:08Z")
It only counts if blood has been drawn. I could use a sweet bicycle to ride to work when my car implodes. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110/20 "2011-03-25T07:29:21Z")
Straight trade for a blow job in the car? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13-y-o-whore/210110.md?page=2)