# 15 sure ways to get banned from k-mart **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 20, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705 "2007-09-20T12:44:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/1 "2007-09-20T12:44:57Z")
I like Dec. 6 ![http://www.gilaizen.com/images/kmart.gif](http://www.gilaizen.com/images/kmart.gif) [http://www.gilaizen.com/images/kmart.gif](http://www.gilaizen.com/images/kmart.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/2 "2007-09-20T12:47:27Z")
Gotta be fake. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/3 "2007-09-20T12:47:49Z")
hahah ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/4 "2007-09-20T12:48:01Z")
Hahahahhaha. I want to be married to that guy. ---
**Author:** ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/5 "2007-09-20T12:48:43Z")
Was Wal-Mart the last time I saw it. Funny stuff though. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/6 "2007-09-20T12:49:24Z")
I just called the #, and it’s really a K-Mart. In Nevada. HAHAH. I’m like “Can I please talk to Jon Walker?” and she’s like “There’s a big fluke, there has never been a manager by that name. It was put on the internet. It’s not real.” I was like “Damn, that sucks.” And she got mad and hung up. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/7 "2007-09-20T13:04:29Z")
I saw that last night. Some are funny as shit. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/8 "2007-09-20T13:07:51Z")
c’mon. it’s so fake. ---
**Author:** ![Matt\_Danger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matt_danger/32/4981_2.png) [@Matt\_Danger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Matt_Danger)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/9 "2007-09-20T13:14:45Z")
[quote=“dawn,post:6,topic:35705"”] I just called the #, and it’s really a K-Mart. In Nevada. HAHAH. I’m like “Can I please talk to Jon Walker?” and she’s like “There’s a big fluke, there has never been a manager by that name. It was put on the internet. It’s not real.” I was like “Damn, that sucks.” And she got mad and hung up. [/quote] Yep. > **[Did Walmart Ban a Family Over Husband's Pranking?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/shopping-spree/)** > > Rumor: Discount chain threatens to bar a family from shopping at one of their stores due to the husband's pranking. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/10 "2007-09-20T13:15:01Z")
Yeah it’s like that list from years ago put in letter form. There are a bunch more on it such as forts made from 24 packs of toilet paper and a few others. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/11 "2007-09-20T14:17:08Z")
I was lol 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/12 "2007-09-20T15:06:18Z")
Reminds me of: [http://www.zug.com/pranks/walmart/](http://www.zug.com/pranks/walmart/) ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/13 "2007-09-20T15:12:06Z")
hahahha ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/14 "2007-09-20T15:14:12Z")
funny but so fake ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/15 "2007-09-20T15:26:13Z")
when we were kids and the target on delaware first opened we used to take those fake skateboards and set up stuff to noseslide we got a pretty good reputation around there affectionately referred to the security guards as bonacca cops (bonacca or however you spell it is the breth spray. they carried pepper spray, you see where we were going with this) ---
**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/16 "2007-09-20T15:43:49Z")
i lolled ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/17 "2007-09-20T16:11:56Z")
[quote=“Afrank45,post:16,topic:35705"”] i lolled [/quote] +1 ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/18 "2007-09-20T16:17:59Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![jay940](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@jay940](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay940)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/19 "2007-09-20T21:02:03Z")
who hasnt done the dec 3rd one? lol ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2007, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705/20 "2007-09-21T07:12:31Z")
[quote=“Coldaccord,post:15,topic:35705"”] when we were kids and the target on delaware first opened we used to take those fake skateboards and set up stuff to noseslide [/quote] lol my friends and I used to do the same at the Ames store in Derby back when it was around. good times [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-sure-ways-to-get-banned-from-k-mart/35705.md?page=2)