# 17 Year Old Swaps Cell Phone for Porsche **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [July 21, 2010, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135 "2010-07-21T07:29:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/21 "2010-07-21T12:49:19Z")
BIG TITTIES NEXT EXIT!!! ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/22 "2010-07-21T12:49:58Z")
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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/23 "2010-07-21T12:53:11Z")
AWESOME, lol. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/24 "2010-07-21T13:01:22Z")
HAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/25 "2010-07-21T13:02:27Z")
it’s such a perfect match lol ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/26 "2010-07-21T13:11:30Z")
The kid went from a free cell phone to a Boxster and you guys are all, “well, the hood looks like it doesn’t line up just right…”. STFU! It’s a car, a Porsche no less, that he got for a cell phone any of you would have thrown away. So what if he spends 5 hours a day on CL? A bunch of kids his age spend that long on video games and jerking off and other than elite rank and mismatched forearm sizes they don’t get shit for it. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/27 "2010-07-21T13:14:10Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > The kid went from a free cell phone to a Boxster and you guys are all, “well, the hood looks like it doesn’t line up just right…”. STFU! It’s a car, a Porsche no less, that he got for a cell phone any of you would have thrown away. So what if he spends 5 hours a day on CL? A bunch of kids his age spend that long on video games and jerking off and other than elite rank and mismatched forearm sizes they don’t get shit for it. I’m saying the return on his investment isn’t that sensational. “17 Year Old kid works hard at McDonald’s for 2 years and buys 9000 dollar porsche” ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/28 "2010-07-21T13:24:06Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > The kid went from a free cell phone to a Boxster and you guys are all, “well, the hood looks like it doesn’t line up just right…”. STFU! It’s a car, a Porsche no less, that he got for a cell phone any of you would have thrown away. So what if he spends 5 hours a day on CL? A bunch of kids his age spend that long on video games and jerking off and other than elite rank and mismatched forearm sizes they don’t get shit for it. yeah, we’re assholes, get over it ---------- Post added at 04:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:22 PM ---------- if he worked 5 hours a day for 2 years (assuming every day), his hourly wage would have been $4.90 to make up that $9k isn’t minimum wage like $7? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/29 "2010-07-21T13:26:03Z")
Kid could work 20 hours a week for 2 years at minimum wage and make 15K… ---
**Author:** ![jimmyfloyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmyfloyd/32/3077_2.png) [@jimmyfloyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jimmyfloyd)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/30 "2010-07-21T13:31:21Z")
before or after taxes? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/31 "2010-07-21T13:32:38Z")
> [@jimmyfloyd](#): > > before or after taxes? I don’t think you are taxed if you only make 7.5K a year. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/32 "2010-07-21T13:36:40Z")
You are, trust me. NYS can attest to this for me. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/33 "2010-07-21T13:38:48Z")
Now I want a porsche. ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/34 "2010-07-21T13:39:11Z")
IB NoPistons is mentioned and his 1K craigslist mark ups. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/35 "2010-07-21T13:40:17Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > Wait, we have tags for sarcasm txt?? [sarcasm]No, we don’t. I just said that to confuse you[/sarcasm] lol, use the [sarcasm] tags to make text look like this ^^^ We’ve had this for what, at least 2 years? ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/36 "2010-07-21T13:41:32Z")
Omg what have I been missing out on?!!? Hahaha, that’s awesome. Way easier than changing all the crap. ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/37 "2010-07-21T13:49:40Z")
[sarcasm] about time josh [/sarcasm] ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/38 "2010-07-21T21:47:05Z")
shit, I have an old lg 8300 and I really want a 3 series. hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![jimmyfloyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmyfloyd/32/3077_2.png) [@jimmyfloyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jimmyfloyd)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/39 "2010-07-22T05:56:28Z")
I personally would have stopped at the Bronco if I were that kid. Much better than the porsche, easier to fix, and something you don’t see everyday ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135/40 "2010-07-22T06:49:10Z")
I’m with Jay on this one. Kid traded a crappy old cellphone and managed to get into a car. No matter what car, it’s reasonably impressive. Plus, harping on the kid for spending hours on craigslist while we sit hammering away at online forums is calling the pot black. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/17-year-old-swaps-cell-phone-for-porsche/158135.md?page=3)