# 18 Tricks to teach your body...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 14, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380 "2009-01-14T20:04:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/61 "2009-01-15T11:57:22Z")

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lmao. Don’t rub it in.

Don’t know about these guys…but I’m not like that anyway haha. Trying to buy a girl (with drinks or whatever else) to get some (of anything). But I won’t reject pics, etc. if offered to me. haha.

All fun and games :).

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/62 "2009-01-15T12:09:42Z")

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I have seen this picture. That is all.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/63 "2009-01-15T12:13:38Z")

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lol suhweet.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/64 "2009-01-15T12:59:14Z")

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> [@5/28 5-11pm Show'em off Sunday @ Lancaster](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-28-5-11pm-showem-off-sunday-lancaster/12399/9):
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> We definitely make out better here, a penis is not an attractive piece of anatomy.

not sure about the little hooded beef sockets u have been seein but mines like the Mona Lisa of all peni. actually its more like the leaning tower of Pisa.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/65 "2009-01-15T13:00:49Z")

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Some are more attractive than others, this is true. But overall, there is nothing appealing about them. Sorry. Then again, maybe I’m just a closet lesbian?

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**Author:** ![Oleg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oleg/32/6276_2.png) [@Oleg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oleg)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/66 "2009-01-15T13:05:24Z")

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> [@HYBRID CONNECTION INTEGRA @ HOLLAND SPEEDWAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hybrid-connection-integra-holland-speedway/12383/16):
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> Some are more attractive than others, this is true. But overall, there is nothing appealing about them. Sorry. Then again, maybe I’m just a closet lesbian?

If you’d rather be boinked by a pair of boobies then a penis than probably yes :rofl

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**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/67 "2009-01-15T13:20:55Z")

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> [@5/28 5-11pm Show'em off Sunday @ Lancaster](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-28-5-11pm-showem-off-sunday-lancaster/12399/9):
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> a penis is not an attractive piece of anatomy.

I think they are gross too, but that makes sense for me since I don’t go around sticking them in every gaping hole in my body. For you girls on the other hand…

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/68 "2009-01-15T13:21:20Z")

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lmao Oleg.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/69 "2009-01-15T13:28:30Z")

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> [@evilsrt \> ugososlow](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evilsrt-ugososlow/12613/4):
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> If you’d rather be boinked by a pair of boobies then a penis than probably yes :rofl

Okay, maybe bisexual then. :rofl

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/70 "2009-01-15T16:15:36Z")

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> [@Buyin a bike from someone who lost the title??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buyin-a-bike-from-someone-who-lost-the-title/12610/7):
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> Okay, maybe bisexual then. :rofl

this thread has potential

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/71 "2009-01-15T17:18:01Z")

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> [@FS: 2 CARS '00 Lexus RX300 & '03 Lancer Evolution](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2-cars-00-lexus-rx300-03-lancer-evolution/12573/10):
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> men and boobies :rofl good thing us girls can see em anytime we want

I’m more of an assman myself, thank you very much.

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**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/72 "2009-01-16T04:47:48Z")

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> [@~\*OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread\*~](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/4208/2274):
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> I’m more of an assman myself, thank you very much.

female or male?

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-tricks-to-teach-your-body/241380/73 "2009-01-16T05:54:00Z")

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:gay:mamoru:

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