# 1999 Chevy Prizm LSI
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099
**Category:** Classifieds
**Created:** [October 2, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099 "2013-10-02T13:13:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/1 "2013-10-02T13:13:42Z")
Hello sir/madam,
Do you wish to live a life of excitement?
Action?
Adventure?
Do you desire the most out of this short, fragile existence on this planet?
Then why wait? Why not get up in the morning and grab life by the proverbial horns?
I have a solution for those of your that lack the desire, the need for this life.
This, my friends, is a 1999 Chevy Prizm:
[](http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Motocrossx23/media/DSC_0563.jpg.html)
It has 130,000 miles on it. Most of those are from driving.
How will this allow you to live life to the fullest, you ask?
Because look at this interior:
[](http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Motocrossx23/media/DSC_0565.jpg.html)
[](http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Motocrossx23/media/DSC_0566.jpg.html)
Ever want to fucking look at the solar system while at a red light?
Look at it.
It’s beautiful.
Want more? Okay, I’ll show you more:
[](http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Motocrossx23/media/DSC_0567.jpg.html)
Wanna see that fine motor that makes this thing move you?
[](http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Motocrossx23/media/DSC_0568.jpg.html)
Boom.
How about some sexy shots of the exterior, so you know what you’re looking for when you walk out of the strip club at 3am:
[](http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Motocrossx23/media/DSC_0564.jpg.html)
[](http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Motocrossx23/media/DSC_0562.jpg.html)
[](http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Motocrossx23/media/DSC_0561.jpg.html)
[](http://s44.photobucket.com/user/Motocrossx23/media/DSC_0560.jpg.html)
But enough about the car.
Let’s talk about you.
You’re looking for a lifestyle.
You’re looking for a Chevy Prizm.
Does this move you? Does this turn you on?
Is this…you?
Well, my friend. This fine piece of machinery can be yours for the extraordinary price of only **$1,000.**
But, wait…isn’t that a great deal?
Yes. Yes, it is.
What could this car need in the future?
Everything, it needs everything you could give it. Love, attention…water, soap…maybe even some GM parts…but who knows.
This car is completely negotiable. Your life is negotiable. So negotiate yourself a new life.
With this Chevy Prizm.
-Chris
716-514-6473
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### Author:  [@frost12850](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/frost12850)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/2 "2013-10-02T13:20:22Z")
I came in here thinking I was going to find an LS1 swapped chevy prism… just realized you typed LSI
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### Author:  [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/3 "2013-10-02T13:23:57Z")
This is the most informative for sale thread I have ever laid my eyes on. GLWS
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### Author:  [@e60oholic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/e60oholic)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/4 "2013-10-02T13:37:23Z")
lmao awesome
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/5 "2013-10-02T15:01:23Z")
Looks like the dent in the front could have been caused by hitting a person. Has this car ever hit a person or large animal? I don’t need any bad Karma in my life, so I’d prefer an honest answer.
Seems like a killer deal.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/6 "2013-10-02T15:15:04Z")
That’s from my foot. I backed into my bike about 3 years ago and decided to drop kick the hood.
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### Author:  [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/7 "2013-10-02T15:35:55Z")
Pretty clean for a beater :tup:
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### Author:  [@Darksyde](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darksyde)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/8 "2013-10-02T16:10:21Z")
> [@frost12850](#):
>
> I came in here thinking I was going to find an LS1 swapped chevy prism… just realized you typed LSI
lol x2
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### Author:  [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/9 "2013-10-02T16:21:56Z")
I love your sales pitches. great read.
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### Author:  [@Paul\_B](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paul_B)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/10 "2013-10-02T17:10:30Z")
You should be a salesman.
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### Author:  [@rugsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rugsr)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/11 "2013-10-02T17:35:25Z")
Lol glws
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### Author:  [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/12 "2013-10-02T18:41:33Z")
$100
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### Author:  [@Paul\_B](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paul_B)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/13 "2013-10-02T19:09:15Z")
If this was blue and automatic and wast driven by immature teenagers I’d be all over this. Those look like gang stickers.
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### Author:  [@nytalonTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nytalonTSi)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/14 "2013-10-02T19:20:38Z")
Awesome FS thread.
That car is fucking sexy. I’d butt fuck it without a condom.
GLWS!
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### Author:  [@Juicey\_J](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juicey_J)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/15 "2013-10-02T21:23:40Z")
HAHA thats priceless. Love my prizm nothing but reliable.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2013, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/16 "2013-10-02T21:56:15Z")
Lol good read!
Trade for a Jetta? 🙂
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### Author:  [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/17 "2013-10-03T00:41:31Z")
Def a good read LoL
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/18 "2013-10-03T04:17:40Z")
You can get more for that car.
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### Author:  [@drewster99](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drewster99)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/19 "2013-10-03T05:07:35Z")
This thread made my morning haha. GLWS.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2013, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1999-chevy-prizm-lsi/233099/20 "2013-10-03T05:37:29Z")
I keep getting emails from people on Craigslist saying they are nominating this for “Best of Craigslist” lol.
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