# 20 Types of people you might meet...

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**Created:** [July 24, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/20-types-of-people-you-might-meet/126534 "2009-07-24T10:27:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![SpHiNxXx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sphinxxx/32/5659_2.png) [@SpHiNxXx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpHiNxXx)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/20-types-of-people-you-might-meet/126534/1 "2009-07-24T10:27:59Z")

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**[FONT=Arial]20 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET AT THE MEN’S ROOM  
[/FONT][FONT=Arial]491 Magazine Issue 1 - 1983**

[/FONT]1. EXCITABLE Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole,  
rips shorts.

1. SOCIABLE Joins friends in the toilet whether he has to go  
or not.

2. TIMID Cannot go if someone is watching—flushes  
urinal, comes back later.

3. CLEVER No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually  
makes on floor.

4. CROSSEYED Looks into the next urinal to see how the other  
guy is fixed.

5. WORRIED Not sure of where he has been lately—makes  
quick inspection.

6. INDIFFERENT All urinals being used, makes in sink.

7. FRIVOLOUS Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries  
to fly or bug.

8. ABSENT MINDED Opens vest, pulls out tie, makes in pants.

9. CHILDISH Makes directly in bottom of urinal. Likes to  
see it bubble.

10. SNEAK Farts silently while taking a leak, acts very  
innocent, knowing man at next urinal will get  
blamed.

11. PATIENT Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads  
with free hand.

12. DESPERATE Waits inline, teeth floating, makes in pants.

13. TOUGH Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

14. EFFICIENT Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

15. FAT Back up and takes a blind shot at urinal—  
makes in shoe.

16. LITTLE Stands in box—falls in, drowns.

17. DRUNK Holds left thumb in right hand, makes in pants.

18. DISGRUNTLED Stand for a while, gives up, walks away.

19. CONCEITED Holds 2 inch dick like a baseball bat.

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**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/20-types-of-people-you-might-meet/126534/2 "2009-07-25T16:39:51Z")

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#18 FTW LOL!!!

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**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2009, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/20-types-of-people-you-might-meet/126534/3 "2009-07-30T05:09:46Z")

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1. CONCEITED Holds 2 inch dick like a baseball bat.

LOL