# 21 Ways to Maintain a healthy level of insanity, especially at work **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 2, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079 "2008-04-02T08:30:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/1 "2008-04-02T08:30:48Z")
**21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity**** [FONT=Arial][/FONT]****[FONT=Verdana][B]** 1. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]See If They Slow Down.**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 2. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]Page Yourself Over The Intercom.** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]Don’t Disguise**[/FONT] **[FONT=Verdana]Your Voice.**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][/FONT]** **[FONT=Verdana]3.** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,** [/FONT]**[COLOR=olive][FONT=Verdana]a**[/COLOR][/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]sk If They Want Fries with that.**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 4.[/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana][/FONT]****[FONT=Verdana]Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]“In”.**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 1. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]Put Decaf In The** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana] . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their** [/FONT]**[COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Caffeine Addictions,** [/COLOR][/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]Switch to Espresso.**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 2. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]"**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]For** [/FONT]**[FONT=Arial]Smuggling Diamonds".** [/FONT]**[FONT=Arial][B]** 7.[/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana][/FONT]****[FONT=Verdana]Finish All Your sentences with**[/FONT]**[COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][/COLOR][/FONT]****[FONT=Verdana]“In Accordance With The Prophecy”.** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 8.[/FONT] [/B]**[FONT=Verdana]Don’t use any punctuation.**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 9.[/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]As Often As Possible,** [/FONT]**[COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Skip**[/COLOR][/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana] Rather Than Walk.**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 1. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]with a serious face.**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 2. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is**[/FONT] **[FONT=Verdana][B]“To Go”.** 3. [/FONT][/B]**[COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Sing Along At The Opera.**[/COLOR][/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 13.[/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana][/FONT]****[FONT=Verdana]Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask**[/FONT]**[COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana]Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme?**[/COLOR][/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 1. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]Play tropical Sounds All Day.**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 2. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]Not In The Mood.**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 3. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]Rock Bottom.**[/FONT]**[FONT=Arial][/FONT]****[FONT=Verdana][B]** 4. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]“I Won! I Won!”**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 5. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]“Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!”**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 6. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]Tell Your Children Over Dinner,** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]“Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”**[/FONT]**[COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][B]** 7. Go to the fitting rooms with a packet of condoms and say you would like to fit it. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana][B]** 8. [/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Verdana]And The** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana]Final Way**[/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana] To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity …** [/FONT]**[FONT=Verdana][/FONT]** ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/2 "2008-04-02T08:33:05Z")
use obnoxious rainbow fonts for everything. ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/3 "2008-04-02T08:34:33Z")
i am going to try the decaf coffee one…the mosquito net one is hilarious…i am going to use the intecom and would you like fries with that ---
**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/4 "2008-04-02T08:35:48Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > use obnoxious rainbow fonts for everything. Who cares. I got a good chuckle out of a few of these. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/5 "2008-04-02T08:36:18Z")
me too. i was finishing #21. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/6 "2008-04-02T08:37:14Z")
2 and 5 are awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/7 "2008-04-02T08:37:41Z")
sooo uhhh whats the final way? ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/8 "2008-04-02T08:40:14Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > use obnoxious rainbow fonts for everything. sorry i didn’t think about changing it ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/9 "2008-04-02T08:40:58Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > sooo uhhh whats the final way? don’t finish your thoughts/sentences ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/10 "2008-04-02T08:42:14Z")
I just sent out an e-mail in that font. Will report back on results. ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/11 "2008-04-02T08:42:28Z")
#21 FTW ---
**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/12 "2008-04-02T08:49:17Z")
there’s some good ones there hah ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/13 "2008-04-02T14:42:30Z")
i just paged myself and was asked 3 times if that was me on the PA… awesome ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/21-ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-especially-at-work/46079/14 "2008-04-02T15:21:18Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > use obnoxious rainbow fonts for everything. i hate these kinds of lists they were played the minute they came to exist