# 35 Reasons Men \> Women **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 1, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-men-women/176729 "2005-09-01T23:58:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-men-women/176729/1 "2005-09-01T23:58:42Z")
* * * 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we’re talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. We don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 27. We almost never have strap problems in public 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. 30. We don’t have to shave below our neck. 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 33. We can “do” our nails with a pocket-knife. 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![EXTtoG35](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/67e7ee/32.png) [@EXTtoG35](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EXTtoG35)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-men-women/176729/2 "2005-09-02T01:42:54Z")
Correct. ---
**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 5:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-men-women/176729/3 "2005-09-02T05:01:30Z")
LOL…But the garage isn’t always the guys… :hsugh: ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-men-women/176729/4 "2005-09-02T05:40:41Z")
hahah… so true! ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-men-women/176729/5 "2005-09-02T05:46:51Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-men-women/176729/6 "2005-09-02T06:37:27Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#): > > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-men-women/176729/7 "2005-09-02T06:45:11Z")
quality! 🤣 i saw one like that cept it had “you think the idea of punting a small dog is funny” & “you’ll grow up to be a dirty old man” ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-men-women/176729/8 "2005-09-02T07:48:48Z")
need = I want We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron! You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper… I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really going to hate I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry I was wrong = Not as wrong as you Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I’m not yelling! = Of course I’m yelling, this is important! ---
**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-men-women/176729/9 "2005-09-02T08:00:46Z")
> [@Rustang JIM](#): > > need = I want > We need = I want > It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now > Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later > We need to talk = I need to complain > Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to > I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron! > You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot > You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? > I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS > Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs > This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house > I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper… > I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade > I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep > Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive > How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really going to hate > I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. > Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful > You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me > Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead > Yes = No > No = No > Maybe = No > I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry > I was wrong = Not as wrong as you > Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it > Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep > I’m not yelling! = Of course I’m yelling, this is important! OH crap!!!..You have finally cracked the women’s code to annoying the shit out of there men… Now we have to come up with new ones LOL - 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-men-women/176729/10 "2005-09-02T09:00:24Z")
> [@bobby311](#): > > * * * > > 1. We keep our last name. > 2. The garage is all ours. > 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. > 4. Chocolate is just another snack. > 5. We can be president. > 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. > 8. The world is our urinal. > 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky. > 10. Same work, more pay. > 11. Wrinkles add character. > 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. > 13. People never stare at our chest when we’re talking to them. > 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. > 15. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle our feet. > 16. One mood, ALL the time. > 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > 18. We know stuff about tanks. > 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > 20. We can open all our own jars. > 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. > 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. > 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. > 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > 26. We don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > 27. We almost never have strap problems in public > 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. > 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. > 30. We don’t have to shave below our neck. > 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. > 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. > 33. We can “do” our nails with a pocket-knife. > 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. > 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. thanks for posting that. Never seen it before. :hsugh: