# 35 reasons why Men \> Women **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 1, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-why-men-women/88481 "2005-09-01T22:59:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-why-men-women/88481/1 "2005-09-01T22:59:56Z")
1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we’re talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. We don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 27. We almost never have strap problems in public 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. 30. We don’t have to shave below our neck. 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 33. We can “do” our nails with a pocket-knife. 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Racer\_XTREME](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e47c2d/32.png) [@Racer\_XTREME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Racer_XTREME)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-why-men-women/88481/2 "2005-09-02T05:14:18Z")
> 1. We know stuff about tanks. lol, hey marc you sure about #25 there? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Theo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Theo23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Theo23)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-why-men-women/88481/3 "2005-09-02T07:17:03Z")
Baaahahaha to #34 ---
**Author:** ![syd\_mysta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/syd_mysta/32/5488_2.png) [@syd\_mysta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/syd_mysta)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-why-men-women/88481/4 "2005-09-02T20:58:18Z")
> [@Original Nutta](#): > > 1. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > 2. We don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > 3. We don’t have to shave below our neck. > 4. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 1. Not true. More like 3 pairs is the minimum. 2. I’m always confused when I’m laying on my back. (thats what she said) lol. 3. Some guys should, natural scarfs are gross. 4. 1 wallet yes I have had my current wallet since I lost my B.A. Baracus Wallet when I was a kid lol. 1 Pair of shoe? (see 25) Still good laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-why-men-women/88481/5 "2005-09-02T22:41:56Z")
> [@Racer XTREME](#): > > > 1. We know stuff about tanks. > > lol, hey marc you sure about #25 there? 😉 Haha, yeah i think 3 should be the maximum…per month. ---
**Author:** ![Lith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lith](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lith)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-why-men-women/88481/6 "2005-09-03T08:14:43Z")
LOL nice list… I love #29. It’s so true. I honestly can’t remember when I changed my hair style… and why would I haha ---
**Author:** ![NeveR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e95f7d/32.png) [@NeveR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NeveR)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-why-men-women/88481/7 "2005-09-03T17:24:22Z")
35 Reasons why Women \> Men. 1. They have boobs. 2. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Racer\_XTREME](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e47c2d/32.png) [@Racer\_XTREME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Racer_XTREME)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35-reasons-why-men-women/88481/8 "2005-09-03T17:32:51Z")
“Alright Meg, lets take a look at your burgina”