# 4 Words you say after sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 2, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891 "2010-05-02T21:07:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/81 "2010-05-03T10:04:19Z")
Rubber broke… F UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/82 "2010-05-03T10:05:28Z")
LOL’ing mad hard at work right now. this thread is great ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/83 "2010-05-03T10:08:07Z")
Did our balls touch? :shifty ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/84 "2010-05-03T10:15:12Z")
Left the webcam on! :lmao ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/85 "2010-05-03T10:20:32Z")
(Hands her a coat hanger) Your gunna need this. ---
**Author:** ![justin2386](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin2386/32/6496_2.png) [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/86 "2010-05-03T10:29:10Z")
your mom was better your sister was better your (insert relative here) was better get outta my bed get off my bed sleep on the floor get the fuck off get the fuck out haha i just farted gotta check shift now! call your sister over come on out mom! hide in the closet! girlfriend just got here jump out the window! now its moms turn ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/87 "2010-05-03T10:39:19Z")
you’re on the rag? ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/88 "2010-05-03T10:42:14Z")
My sheets are fucked ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/89 "2010-05-03T10:43:15Z")
Someone murdered last night? ---
**Author:** ![justin2386](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin2386/32/6496_2.png) [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/90 "2010-05-03T10:43:59Z")
LOTION IN THE BASKET why hello there clarice haha silence of the lambs moment… whered my remote go? ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/91 "2010-05-03T10:45:05Z")
PJB is up next ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/92 "2010-05-03T10:46:10Z")
are you into bestiality? ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/93 "2010-05-03T10:47:20Z")
You are so pregnat ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/94 "2010-05-03T10:49:05Z")
shutup im watching sportscenter ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/95 "2010-05-03T10:50:35Z")
jizzed in your shoes ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/96 "2010-05-03T10:55:52Z")
You got upper decked ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/97 "2010-05-03T11:00:29Z")
your sister swallowed yesterday ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/98 "2010-05-03T12:02:25Z")
Do you take Visa? My balls are empty! What was that smell? You shit on me! ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/99 "2010-05-03T12:05:50Z")
Where’s the bleach? ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/100 "2010-05-03T12:12:42Z")
> [@Who's going to S&R tonight?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whos-going-to-s-r-tonight/31545/32): > > Where’s the bleach? 4 words not three, GTFO [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891.md?page=6)