# 4 Words you say after sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 2, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891 "2010-05-02T21:07:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/161 "2010-05-03T20:33:34Z")
Why’s your Dad videotaping? ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/162 "2010-05-03T20:36:22Z")
Bitch, gimme dat becky! ---
**Author:** ![justin2386](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin2386/32/6496_2.png) [@justin2386](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justin2386)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/163 "2010-05-03T20:38:56Z")
AFTER 12 ITS LUNCHTIME!! hahahaha :rofl ---
**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/164 "2010-05-04T00:13:51Z")
before sex: “sit on my face!” ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/165 "2010-05-04T00:21:00Z")
Don’t call the police! :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/166 "2010-05-04T00:23:51Z")
I was actually fisting Supposed to be blue? Dammit! Get out Corey. I usually don’t cry. Stallmer sold me condoms… Always wanted a baby. Pjb taught me how… My work is done. Now lick my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 5:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/167 "2010-05-04T05:00:26Z")
You made Barney proud. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/168 "2010-05-04T06:01:18Z")
BOOM. THAT JUST HAPPENED You missed a spot. Beer. Cigar. Lighter. NOW. Well, enjoy the herpies. Your not my gf??? Glory hole’s kick ass!!! Well that was fun. First time for everything. Cab is here, BYE. Ohh look, Futurama’s on. ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/169 "2010-05-04T06:40:06Z")
thank god thats over ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/170 "2010-05-04T06:40:50Z")
> [@best youtube video ever?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-youtube-video-ever/31636/2): > > before sex: “sit on my face!” woooot!!! +rep(if i can) love it hahaha your stank is bad ---
**Author:** ![aldog1330](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aldog1330/32/6517_2.png) [@aldog1330](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/aldog1330)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/171 "2010-05-04T06:45:21Z")
what smells like garbage my balls your chin hotdog down a hallway ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/172 "2010-05-04T07:57:26Z")
Your pussy is loose. Now that was crappy Wake up, I’m done. 3.5 minutes, personal best!!! ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/173 "2010-05-04T09:38:08Z")
please say we didnt ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/174 "2010-05-04T09:40:17Z")
i was really trying it was that bad? ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/175 "2010-05-04T09:56:52Z")
OMG you’re a whale! ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/176 "2010-05-04T10:06:35Z")
You tucked that well! Didnt even know FTL. ---
**Author:** ![SAABOOST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/saaboost/32/6408_2.png) [@SAABOOST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SAABOOST)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/177 "2010-05-04T11:01:12Z")
you missed a spot it’s in your hair combo deal? hold on who’s next? oh hai enjoy that man sauce ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/178 "2010-05-04T11:19:13Z")
Shit in my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/179 "2010-05-04T11:51:57Z")
> [@I went all the way to Fiji and all I got was crabs!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-went-all-the-way-to-fiji-and-all-i-got-was-crabs/31630/38): > > Shit in my mouth. You went too far ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-words-you-say-after-sex/251891/180 "2010-05-04T11:54:44Z")
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