# 42 midgets vs. 1 lion **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 18, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376 "2006-11-18T19:37:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/1 "2006-11-18T19:37:04Z")
[http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC\_NEWS.htm](http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm) ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/2 "2006-11-18T19:38:55Z")
holy fuck! :jawdrop: ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/3 "2006-11-18T19:39:39Z")
i hope its true, but FMFT stands for free market fairy tales i cant decide if its a real story thats mirrored on their page, or if its fake … sounds crazy enough to be true tho … ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/4 "2006-11-18T19:42:46Z")
bump for reality: [http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/](http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/) ---
**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/5 "2006-11-19T07:25:04Z")
> The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back > . ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/6 "2006-11-19T08:26:41Z")
bahahahahahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/7 "2006-11-19T08:37:16Z")
"Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion. " ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/8 "2006-11-23T11:40:01Z")
wtf… ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/9 "2006-11-23T16:10:31Z")
LMFAO!!! AHHHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was laughing so loud they told me to shut up. that was awsome!! I read it out loud and everybody in my living room started busting a gut. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/10 "2006-11-23T17:01:23Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > LMFAO!!! AHHHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was laughing so loud they told me to shut up. that was awsome!! I read it out loud and everybody in my living room started busting a gut. I can just imagine all the rednecks laughing. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/11 "2006-11-23T17:32:26Z")
> [@01AudiS4](#): > > I can just imagine all the rednecks laughing. Surgeon General’s warning: Insulting JEG’s family can be hazardous to your health. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/12 "2006-11-23T18:58:44Z")
I say the midgets could win if it were to really happen. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/13 "2006-11-23T20:17:23Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > LMFAO!!! AHHHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was laughing so loud they told me to shut up. that was awsome!! I read it out loud and everybody in my living room started busting a gut. lol you are so stupid ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/14 "2006-11-23T20:34:20Z")
Cmon dude…midgets fighting is awesome in its self, let alone 42 midgets fighting a lion! That’s just plain awesome!! I mean yeah it sucks that they died and shit but just the concept of midgets fighting a lion like that…I find it quite funny. Next up…60 midgets boxing a silverback guerilla. WOOOT ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/15 "2006-11-23T21:43:08Z")
ugh … like i havent said it already in this thread > [@HotRodKid](#): > > [http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/](http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/) > [@HotRodKid](#): > > [http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/](http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/) > [@HotRodKid](#): > > [http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/](http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/) > [@HotRodKid](#): > > [http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/](http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/) > [@HotRodKid](#): > > [http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/](http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/) ---
**Author:** ![BLKGSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkgsr/32/7576_2.png) [@BLKGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BLKGSR)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/16 "2006-11-23T22:42:14Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > Cmon dude…midgets fighting is awesome in its self, let alone 42 midgets fighting a lion! That’s just plain awesome!! I mean yeah it sucks that they died and shit but just the concept of midgets fighting a lion like that…I find it quite funny. > > Next up…60 midgets boxing a silverback guerilla. WOOOT Dude, its fake… ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/17 "2006-11-23T22:53:09Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > Surgeon General’s warning: Insulting JEG’s family can be hazardous to your health. Just imagine 5 pitchfork wielding, cornpipe smokin, cousing pokin hilbillies pouring out of a double wide screaming racial slurs. :ohnoes: ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/18 "2006-11-23T23:03:36Z")
> [@ImportMuscle](#): > > Just imagine > > 5 pitchfork wielding, cornpipe smokin, cousing pokin hilbillies pouring out of a double wide screaming racial slurs. > > :ohnoes: and your mom laying on the floor covered in their hillbilly jiz. ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/19 "2006-11-23T23:19:52Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > and your mom laying on the floor covered in their hillbilly jiz. ouch mother jokes pulling out the big guns are we? Im surprised you could stop touching your face long enough to type that coherent sentence. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376/20 "2006-11-23T23:22:48Z")
I’m surprised you mom was able to keep the cum in her long enough to develop you…what with being a total gutter slut and all…I’m sure she’s loose as a garbage bag, although that’s pretty much what her stinky ass cunt is, a cum dumpster for every horny fucker with a quarter. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/42-midgets-vs-1-lion/20376.md?page=2)