# 5 keys to a perfect relationship **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 22, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754 "2003-11-22T14:01:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/1 "2003-11-22T14:01:06Z")
5 simple rules: 1. It is important to find a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It is very important that these four women don’t know each other. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/2 "2003-11-22T14:01:54Z")
this thread sucks ---
**Author:** ![HaLLaSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hallass/32/5974_2.png) [@HaLLaSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaLLaSS)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/3 "2003-11-22T14:30:09Z")
:blah: ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/4 "2003-11-22T19:09:07Z")
:owned: ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/5 "2003-11-22T22:17:11Z")
> _Originally posted by BlueZ28_ > **5 simple rules:** > > > **- It is important to find a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.** > > **- It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh.** > > **- It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.** > > **- It is important to find a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.** > > 1. > > **It is very important that these four women don’t know each other.** that was good:beer: ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/6 "2003-11-23T10:09:30Z")
:hahano: ---
**Author:** ![8Grand](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/8grand/32/5940_2.png) [@8Grand](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/8Grand)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/7 "2003-11-23T13:24:05Z")
:jerkit: ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/8 "2003-11-23T13:35:27Z")
i thought it was pretty funny 😃 ---
**Author:** ![brokeasskorean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@brokeasskorean](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokeasskorean)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/9 "2003-11-23T14:10:29Z")
:ugh: ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/10 "2004-06-14T11:10:32Z")
> [@Blue](#): > > 5 simple rules: > > 1. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you. bump for irony of the whole post… ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/11 "2004-06-14T11:17:43Z")
> [@unicorn](#): > > :hahano: ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/12 "2004-06-14T11:18:25Z")
> [@Blue](#): > > 5 simple rules: > > 1. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you. bump for irony of the whole post… ---
**Author:** ![Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/13 "2004-06-14T11:37:24Z")
> [@flyinglow57](#): > > bump for irony of the whole post… bump for you being a fuckin douche bag, as well as a pussy, who can’t say anything to my face either. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_SINISTER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sinister/32/5970_2.png) [@imported\_SINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_SINISTER)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/14 "2004-06-14T11:42:55Z")
> [@Blue](#): > > bump for you being a fuckin douche bag, as well as a pussy, who can’t say anything to my face either. take it to the park and lock fist up like the old days…insted of now a day uplaod ass kicking virus ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/15 "2004-06-14T11:45:55Z")
old ass thread brought up needlessly… :sadwavey: ---
**Author:** ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/5-keys-to-a-perfect-relationship/162754/16 "2004-06-14T17:07:28Z")
> [@VictorSmalls](#): > > i thought it was pretty funny 😃