# 500$ for the rest of your life **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 24, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576 "2009-02-24T19:12:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![gonzo891](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonzo891/32/5250_2.png) [@gonzo891](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gonzo891)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/1 "2009-02-24T19:12:30Z")
if you only had 500$ to spend for the rest of your life what would you spend it on and why?:thankyou: ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/2 "2009-02-24T19:14:14Z")
getting you banished. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/3 "2009-02-24T19:19:49Z")
$500 worth of win $500 a week for the rest of your life lottery tickets. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/4 "2009-02-24T19:20:28Z")
A handgun to shoot myself in the face because I would not want to live with only 500 dollars. ---
**Author:** ![jetlounge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jetlounge/32/4994_2.png) [@jetlounge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jetlounge)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/5 "2009-02-24T19:20:53Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > A handgun to shoot myself in the face because I would not want to live with only 500 dollars. you beat me to it ---
**Author:** ![maverick27](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maverick27/32/4946_2.png) [@maverick27](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maverick27)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/6 "2009-02-24T19:23:59Z")
such a pessimistic thread ---
**Author:** ![blackout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@blackout](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blackout)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/7 "2009-02-24T19:43:23Z")
I’d buy some seeds, flints, knives, bow and arrows, a tarp, rope, brita water pitcher and head to the mountains. edit- If I had some money left I’d buy a crappy van to live in. Edit again… actually I have all that stuff so I would just buy the van and load it up with survival shit and head to the mountains… ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/8 "2009-02-24T19:47:14Z")
CANDY!!! ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/9 "2009-02-24T19:49:51Z")
in vitro fertilization for a chick so i can knock her up with 8 kids and live off the gov’t ---
**Author:** ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/10 "2009-02-24T19:52:48Z")
Hookers and blow ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/11 "2009-02-24T19:54:40Z")
Obama commemorative plates, ShamWOW!, and OxyClean ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/12 "2009-02-24T20:06:11Z")
TP… lots and lots of TP. ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/13 "2009-02-24T20:11:31Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > TP… lots and lots of TP. You can use ShamWOW! for that, it’s wicked absorbant ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/14 "2009-02-24T20:17:19Z")
savings account and get a job. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/15 "2009-02-24T20:25:24Z")
> [@Moruitelda](#): > > You can use ShamWOW! for that, it’s wicked absorbant fuck that. if I have the shits i’m not using a shit covered sham wow. ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/16 "2009-02-24T20:29:09Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > fuck that. if I have the shits i’m not using a shit covered sham wow. I bet you can wash it Water’s free I’d rather have a washable ShamWOW! for 80 years than 10 years worth of toilet paper and 70 years of dingleberries. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/17 "2009-02-24T21:19:05Z")
yeah but you wont have soap. ---
**Author:** ![Studderin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/studderin/32/7197_2.png) [@Studderin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Studderin)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/18 "2009-02-24T21:34:03Z")
Xbox ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/19 "2009-02-24T21:57:46Z")
Where do these threads come from? ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/20 "2009-02-24T22:10:48Z")
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