# 500$ for the rest of your life **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 24, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576 "2009-02-24T19:12:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/21 "2009-02-24T23:43:17Z")
![http://drunkfail.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/drunkfail.jpg](http://drunkfail.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/drunkfail.jpg) I’d spend it on Duct Tape. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/22 "2009-02-25T03:28:07Z")
Cigs and booze and then file for welfare. I’d fit right in with the rest of the moochers in this state. ---
**Author:** ![Pauly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pauly/32/7493_2.png) [@Pauly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pauly)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/23 "2009-02-25T05:06:34Z")
mmmmmmm Bacon ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/24 "2009-02-25T05:18:11Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > yeah but you wont have soap. You can make soap for free with water and some stuff Didn’t you watch Fight Club? ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/25 "2009-02-25T05:22:36Z")
> [@Moruitelda](#): > > You can make soap for free with water and some stuff > > Didn’t you watch Fight Club? not in years. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/26 "2009-02-25T05:34:21Z")
> [@gonzo891"](#): > > if you only had 500$ to spend for the rest of your life what would you spend it on and why?:thankyou: A suit for a job interview. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/27 "2009-02-25T05:49:30Z")
siq stickers and a wing for my car ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/28 "2009-02-25T05:51:53Z")
A rifle, a fishing pole, and a bunch of weed. If there’s any left over, a trip to carlisle. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/29 "2009-02-25T05:54:31Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > A rifle, a fishing pole, and a bunch of weed. If there’s any left over, a trip to carlisle. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/30 "2009-02-25T06:12:49Z")
Hunting and fishing equipment and a 1 way ticket to Kauai. This is assuming you don’t have the option for another job or whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Nessuno3400](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nessuno3400/32/7228_2.png) [@Nessuno3400](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nessuno3400)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/31 "2009-02-25T06:43:24Z")
Oscar mayer pre-cooked bacon, and a whole bunch of marijuana…seriously. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/32 "2009-02-25T06:50:25Z")
2000 bouncie balls. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/33 "2009-02-25T07:23:03Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > A suit for a job interview. Play 1/2 poker at the casino with it, turn it into 5000, then buy a NICE suit and a decent watch for said interview, and have some cash left over in case this didn’t work…to buy a gun ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/34 "2009-02-25T08:23:53Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > Play 1/2 poker at the casino with it, turn it into 5000, then buy a NICE suit and a decent watch for said interview, and have some cash left over in case this didn’t work…to buy a gun Weird, why don’t you do this with all your money? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/35 "2009-02-25T08:25:01Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > 2000 bouncie balls. This is the wisest investment in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/36 "2009-02-25T08:32:48Z")
$500 worth of essential survival gear and then I would hike into the woods for good. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/37 "2009-02-25T08:33:28Z")
Coke, hookers, rope. ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/38 "2009-02-25T08:43:21Z")
I’d pay off my bar tab from last night ☹ ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/39 "2009-02-25T09:22:30Z")
step 1: acquire $500 step 2: time machine step 3: … step 4: profit ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/40 "2009-02-25T09:43:25Z")
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