# 500$ for the rest of your life **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 24, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576 "2009-02-24T19:12:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jetlounge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jetlounge/32/4994_2.png) [@jetlounge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jetlounge)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/41 "2009-02-25T10:48:44Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > A suit for a job interview. That answer is too smart for this thread. I think it should be deleted. ---
**Author:** ![bamfer9duce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@bamfer9duce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bamfer9duce)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/42 "2009-02-25T11:55:30Z")
:word: It’s like the thread that gave you the option for an exotic sports car or the super hot chick that was posing in front of it. Most said they would take the car and go pickup twenty girls like that. I’d spend $200 on some real good coke, $150 at the massage parlor “aka rub n tug”, then the rest getting fucked up on boooose. ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/43 "2009-02-25T12:03:11Z")
> [@Moruitelda](#): > > You can make soap for free with water and some stuff > > Didn’t you watch Fight Club? are you sure you watched it? it was made from FAT. ---
**Author:** ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/44 "2009-02-25T12:05:48Z")
> [@JCuz](#): > > step 1: acquire $500 > step 2: time machine > step 3: … > step 4: profit i lol’d ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/45 "2009-02-25T12:31:24Z")
I miss the days of parody threads… this one gives so many options. ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/46 "2009-02-25T13:56:01Z")
> [@King](#): > > are you sure you watched it? it was made from FAT. yeah, some stuff hobos have it, knives get it ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/47 "2009-02-25T14:14:34Z")
i would live like tyler durden ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/48 "2009-02-25T14:48:27Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > A rifle, a fishing pole, and a bunch of weed. If there’s any left over, a trip to carlisle. I missed this the first time through… priceless. ---
**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/49 "2009-02-25T18:06:08Z")
> [@Bacon](#): > > Coke, hookers, rope. coke, hookers, rope and a dollar left over to do said coke and not die “dead broke” ---
**Author:** ![boosting4me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@boosting4me](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boosting4me)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/50 "2009-02-25T18:09:32Z")
put it in my 401k lmao ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/51 "2009-02-25T19:31:59Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > 2 chicks at once… :bigclap: ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576/52 "2009-02-26T07:43:15Z")
$500 worth of spaghettios and hot dogs. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/500-for-the-rest-of-your-life/63576.md?page=2)